When starting a political blog for scotch drinkers,

Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 6:56pm

Do we call it Saloon?

For those folks blindly, almost religiously devoted to a horribly flawed, graft, grift, and grime based democratic candidate, should we call it Our Daily Cross?

If we all want to succeed and Win Win Win like Trumps promises us to, should we not rename this place caucus1percent?

If a college student can count to 70 without smiling, is that proof that their education has been a failure? Or does it simply mean that they attend Oral Roberts University via telecom links?

I anxiously await your input. Otherwise, I may have more questions to pose. You know, standing in a great cityscape, sitting by a bowl of fruit, sitting at a bar, wearing a costume, etc. 2016-04-02 03_04_16.png

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 6:58pm
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Performing with his great band last night. I only had a few minutes, so it is rather rough.

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:05pm
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Some people like it rough.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sun, 04/03/2016 - 12:36am
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Submitted by Thursday Next on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:10pm

You can lead a horse to water but a pencil is lead.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:14pm
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Cannot find fault with that one.

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Submitted by Miep on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:30pm
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But you can't grow moss on a rock.

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:10pm
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you mossen't rock a boat with a horse innit?

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:40pm
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You can lead a horticulture
but wooden a t'ree be less than for?

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:07pm
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But you can't tune a banjo.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:28pm
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GulfOfMexico.jpg

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Submitted by joe shikspack on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:10pm
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saloon? how about drinkprogress?

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Submitted by shaharazade on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:00pm
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as I progressively drink. Is this progress? After a couple of glasses of wine who knows. I tell you if you have to alter yourself to deal with the world you are told you have to live in it's a pretty good sign that the current definition of progress is just another word for nothing left to lose. See that makes sense to my wine addled brain.

I actually hate saloons. A room full of drunkenness is so fucking loud and sweaty. My husband a musician is leaving in an hour to go play in a bar out in Saint Johns. I'm staying home as I've done my time in saloons and dive bars and so called night clubs. He has to get there a 7:30 to check in and plays at 9:30. Then he needs to stick around and politicize musically. Whew! I applaud your sketch it's wonderful and really good. It tempted me to go to the bar with him and take my sketchbook and draw.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:07pm
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While his band was playing, the next band ended up slouching behind me and my iPadPro, watching me sketch. So I got several of them in a later sketch when they were on stage.

There is something about live sketching that really gets your blood flowing. When you capture the image, the endorphin levels are YUGE. Even though I am basically self taught, 20+ years ago, I did take a life drawing class at night while I was a partner in a medium sized law firm. Imagine my surprise when next to me sat our Chief Justice from Illinois Supreme Court. He was damn good. Both as a judge and an artist.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:15pm
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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:09pm
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and just go with Fire Water Lake.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:36pm
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But a two part primary? Does that mean it becomes secondary?

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Submitted by Thursday Next on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:35pm

A tertiary, apparently.

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:47pm
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Crooks & Laphroaigs
The Smirking Cragganmore
Media Malters
Lawyers, Glendronach, and Money
Angry Black Balvenie
The Rude Pittyvaich
Dibgy's Highland Parkaloo

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Submitted by Thursday Next on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:34pm

Now I really want a shot of single malt and I don't have any in stock, dangit! Wink

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:49pm
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how far back does the past go?

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Submitted by Miep on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:32pm
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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 7:51pm
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Rye, sour dough, wheat or multigrain?

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:11pm
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[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFSAc3E1hWc]

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Submitted by Bollox Ref on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:38pm
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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:43pm
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at your own risk.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 8:51pm
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Wee B puns 'n shit.

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Submitted by Alison Wunderland on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:05pm
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A swarm of itsy bitsy apians wearing Balmoral or Glengarry hats?

hovering a steaming pile of dough.

Now for a slogan...

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:13pm
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Actually, that would be tons of fun. We have a lot of talent here, and this would be a great way for them to express it. Heck, the site might even make money from the shirts.

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Submitted by SoCalHobbit on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:12pm
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Johnnie Walker Blog?

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Free University and Health Care for all, now.

Submitted by shaharazade on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:13pm
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or badges or puns. Scotch just gives me the peat, and makes me wish I had never been born. Man I need to get my license renewed so I can buy some legal pot. Why do I need a current ID to buy whats now legal in my state. When I buy my husband a who loves scotch lover a bottle of Glenlivet at my state ligour store nobody asks for my drivers license. I'm as old as the hills and they take my money and hands me the bottle.

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 04/02/2016 - 9:20pm
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keeps his blog on line, for posterity: http://j-walkblog.com/

Dammit, this was supposed to be a reply the the Johnny Walker Blog comment above.

I WILL learn to hit the right button.

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