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Fellow Swampers,

I am alarmed and horrified, indeed--I, an Alligator--is horrified! Blood is soon to flow in D.C. Oops, already happened January 6 (aka The Insurrection). Now, after whispers abounded for several hours or days at most, about terroristic threats against the Prima della Villa, her opulence Alexandria O-C herself--yes HERSELF--has proclaimed that Senator Ted Cruz, R-TX, has been trying to have her murdered or perhaps murders her himself.

Indeed this sudden outburst of violent speech, let alone violent actions has been unknown in Washington D.C. since 1865--until January 6, 2021. The event shall forever be known as "The Insurrection". As I am but a gentle, aquatic creature, such naked violence is scary!

Now that Biden Bids Us Unite (BBUU), such social disruptions can not be permitted. No hostility in our soon to be reunited, fractious fractured battlefield shall be tolerated.

Thus admonished, by AOC et al of Republican assassins lurking, perhaps ensconced in secret sconces, it is readily evident that such a combative attitude, instigated most likely by Republicans, should be investigated by the appropriate agencies involved in criminal investigation.

ACTION!

That's what this system needs. A purge perhaps of those Right Wingers. Let's give the accused a fair trial like kindly Uncle Joe Stalin used to afford the recipients of his tender mercies.

So, with hot blood running through my reptilian veins, I was driven to a flurry of activity (I have no idea idea what a flurry for activity would look like). With the help of modern technology, I spawned seven (7) letters to various recipients. Those will be revealed in the set below.

Letter requesting Official Inquiry into recent accusations of malicious intent against members of the House of Representatives.

January 31, 2021

Senator Feinstein
331 Hart Senate Office Bldg
Washington, DC 20510

Dear Senator Feinstein

As a California citizen concerned for the welfare of our elected leaders, I write to you requesting a criminal investigation be launched concerning threats of murder being voiced by several members of Congress leveled against several political persons in both the House of Representatives and the U.S. Senate.

In particular, I refer to statements made by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) claiming that Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is trying to kill her. This is a very serious charge. Is Senator Cruz plotting to kill Rep. Ocasio-Cortez. This is a mater of urgency. Being law enforcement officers, you surely understand that such claims of terroristic threats MUST be investigated promptly.

Secondly, equally disturbing, is a statement by Speaker Nancy Pelosi that: “I do believe, and I have said this all along, that we will probably need a supplemental for more security for members when the enemy is within the House of Representatives, a threat members are concerned about in audition to what is happening outside”.

The Speaker’s remarks clearly imply members of the House of Representatives of the House pose active physical threats to other members. This, combined with Ocasio-Cortez’s claims of life threats paint a very dire picture of unsafe conditions within both Houses of Congress.

I hope you will treat this matter with the urgency and seriousness deserved. A thorough investigation of those charged with threats to other Representatives must be mounted. The evidence obtained therefrom should be made public. The fate of any Representatives so injured or killed after such terroristic threats is in your hands. Failure of the D.C. Capitol Police will represent an abdication of their duty to Protect and Serve.

With utmost concern,

Your most obedient subservient constituent,

Ed Alligator

AND THEN

The missive was sent to the following list of malefactors (er...elected leaders):

cc: Rep. Salud Carbajal (D-CA)
Sen Gary Peters (D-MI), Senate Permanent subcommittee on investigation.
Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) Senate Permanent Committee on investigation.
Rep. Bennie G. Thompson (D-MS) House Homeland Security Committee
Rep. John Katko (R-NY) House Homeland Security Committee
Washington D.C. Capitol Police

Those of you who are terrified of further right-wing violence, please send a serious letter expressing your horror to as many as them Congress Critters as you can tolerate.

Maybe we can instigate some action by demanding a serious investigation.

We must alarm the populace. Call the Cops. Summon the FBI.

As you know, violence, fellow swampers, doesn't solve anything (except my hunger).

Here is a musical warning for this imminent insanity.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwy5BwDz1Tw]