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Obama will take coronavirus vaccine and might film it to build confidence – ‘I trust this science’

We have never had so active an ex-President as Barack Obama has been during 2020. Supposedly, it just occurred to him ahead of Super Tuesday to call up Little Pete, Amy the K, Pocahontas and Big Buck Bloomie to "persuade" them to abandon their campaign contributors and their supporters and to fall in line behind the guy they had just clobbered in the first three primary contests.

Now he jumps into the project of convincing America that all the fucked up shit that goes on in this country will not have any input into The Vaccine. Just like the scientific geniuses on this board, Obama speaks for Science -- which is just a synonym for Indisputable Truth.

Uh, he won't have any problem convincing his many fans to take the spike. But a little bit less than half the country thinks that the fucked up shit that goes on in this country is engineered by the same corrupt "authorities" who rushed this vaccine into use. Call them crazy. Call them stupid. Call them anything you want.

They are your fellow citizens.

I don't see how we can avoid a civil war. Some very powerful interests are pushing us toward conflicts that cannot be resolved peacefully. Congratulations to Team Lockdown. You have successfully dehumanized your opposition and with the Biden Administration taking office next month, we can finally get serious about forcing those morons to obey.

If we don't, they will kill us with their stupid insistence upon spreading the virus. Them or us. Kill or be killed.

Enjoy the ride, dudes and dudettes. Obama is now President Emeritus and he knows what is best for everybody.

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ggersh's picture

What a total POS/BS artist/Uncle Tom

Watch from the 11:00 minute mark

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TheOtherMaven's picture


so no doubt he'll find some way of faking the COVID vaccine (0.9% saline solution, maybe?).

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

Bisbonian's picture

@TheOtherMaven .

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"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X

Shahryar's picture


by taking a dip hundreds of miles away from the BP oil gusher.

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@Fishtroller 02 .

It will hover in your living room until you are no longer a threat to everybody. If you make any trouble, more Obamadrones will be on the way, carrying a different payload.

Like I said above, it is kill or be killed in this Brave New World in which Science Rules and the absurdity of "democracy" is brought to a final end. Letting Flag Waving, Truck Driving MAGA-loons make policy during the pandemic would be suicide. We must ignore idiots and follow the dictates of Science. Or, Global Science, as I saw named on another brilliant thread.

You can't vote on the laws of nature, morons. Thank God for Barack Obama and the Scientists on this board for having the clarity of mind to recognize that democracy just does not work with Covid invading more bodies every day.

Hail Science, the Indisputable Truth!!!! That needed to be said.

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enhydra lutris's picture

"Lockdown" has become meaningless. Most of us know what masks are, and what a quarantine is, but outside of prisons, jails and sometimes schools with active shooters, I fear that lockdown simply means "anything that pisses me off" and thus joins the long list of words that have been used to express essentially that. Not that that is a bad thing per se.

everybody be well and have a good one

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That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --