It's officially time. (In fact, it's probably late.)

Only ASSHOLES shop on Thanksgiving!

(With apologies to hard-working rectums everywhere!)

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Pricknick's picture

for me to convince my family that holiday shopping is nuts.
Now, more than ever, give cash if you've got it.
Thanks for the giggles thanatokephaloides.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Lookout's picture

Wonder what he's eating today. Reckon he's taking a trip in his spaceship?
The warehouse workers are busy today dontcha bet? Like the songs says they work when we tell 'em. Thanks for the song...

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

mimi's picture

@Lookout @Lookout
life and kill execute the remaining two, who would you save? Jeff Besoz, Bill Gates Gates or Elon Musk. Or let's say someone would execute you, if you refused to make the decision.

I know who I would save...

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"heh, as they say, if you don't dig the blues, you got a hole in your soul" - JS

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@mimi

...I reckon. I ain't killing anyone, not even those evil bastards.

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

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@Lookout
Turkey dinners around here. I am jealous of your great meals. I made great stuffings back in the days. I think that was the meanest question I have asked around here.

I am not a stable genius these days. My apologies.

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"heh, as they say, if you don't dig the blues, you got a hole in your soul" - JS

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@mimi He's not so bad - bear in mind he's the guy who bought the Codex Leicester from Armand Hammer, who had decided that he somehow had the right to rename it "The Codex Hammer", and rather than just ratify that or do something like it himself, Gates gave it its original name back.

Elon seemed like a worthy guy, too, up until his "conquistador" shenanigans.

Killing Bezos, while far from the first person on my hitlist, would send a message, one I wouldn't have thought needed to be sent to anyone, but apparently does.

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

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@The Liberal Moonbat
Elon I don't trust to handle his own power humanely.

Ok, I am with Lookout. I don't kill anyone, just myself. That solves everything.

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"heh, as they say, if you don't dig the blues, you got a hole in your soul" - JS

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...to include a still of Brad Majors from The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

It's going to run through my head the rest of the day! Assholes, so many included in the video too, perfect.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

earthling1's picture

Martin Shkreli too.

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After six years, still getting robo-calls from Marriot Hotels.
They're like herpes.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@Lily O Lady

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"