Couple Cooking Pot Roast

A determines pot roast, B says, "hell yeah."
A selects a modestly priced roast with marbling, looking ahead to tender meat. B says, given the lower price compare to rump or shoulder roast, "hell yeah."
A sees in the kitchen 2 Irish potatoes, a bag of baby carrots, a huge sweet yellow onion, and some red wine. Perfect for pot roast. B says, "hell yeah."
B reminds A that B has done the dinner prep for a week.
A remembers 5 days.
A coats the roast with the magic triple spices: sea salt, pepper, and garlic powder. A works 7 days a week, has little time to do that fresh spices thing. B says, "hell, yeah."
A sears the roast 15 minutes each side in a roaster, 375 degree oven. B sits on the front porch.
A encourages B to slice an onion, peel and slice 2 potatoes, cut a package of baby carrots into halves. A and B discuss rinsing knives and onions and do not resolve their differences, but dump them atop the beef. The music appropriate to this stage is Taj Mahal.
A accepts B's admission potato peeling is best done by A, chopping them best by B. B says, "hell, yeah."
A pours red wine 1/2 inch from the bottom of the roaster, covers the concoction, and B says, "hell yeah."
A turns down temperature to 350, lets 30 minutes pass. A requests B take the lid off the concoction, add some wine, let revisit it in 20 minutes. B said, "hell, yeah."
A timed the lid on, lid off, while B found The Chieftains to play all over the house, and on the front porch. B did take out the lid while tapping feet, and remarking the B had done the cooking 7 days, A arguing 5 days, tops.
And THEN, B got a plate and set down to eat, swearing it was better than B had ever prepared. A informed B that henceforth, B was the Pot Roast Cook.
And A said, "hell, yeah."

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Raggedy Ann's picture

It was a delightful read! Pleasantry

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

All are welcome to figure out if A or B is me.
Although, "me" is a remnant of the past, pre-B.
New Orleans...oh, God...
"hell, yeah, Congo Square, baby!"

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@on the cusp

that you were both A & B, and this was satire without the rosemary added to the Roast Beast!

fun stuff, on the cusp.

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@wendy davis After a day of arguing with opposing attorneys, discussing a dead relative and how to probate the will, it was a welcome and fun 2 hour argument.
Can't agree more about the rosemary, but that would have delayed the meal.
Anyway, it was a particularly fun way to stay in the house and avoid sick people.
I am positive there will be more evenings to describe in the future.

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wendy davis's picture

@on the cusp

one act play, to boot! ; )

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is music by Maceo Parker.
Not the classical music I know, but blues blaring in the house I do not know.
Dessert will likely be what A and B know, or neither A and B know.
Or I might insist on "The Blue Danube".
The response will be "hell, yeah."

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Pricknick's picture

the fresh cloves of garlic. Powder is never a substitute.
Shame, Shame, Shame.
[video:https://youtu.be/VEJnK8nvlk4]

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wendy davis's picture

@on the cusp

not only for it's medicinal qualities: antiseptic, anti-viral, blood-pressure lowering, BUT i loathe peeling whole cloves, then pressing them, etc. so mr. wd has found already peeled garlic from 'the garlic co.', sealed purple and clear bags w/ smaller sealed bags of clovetettes, lets call them, of garlic inside.

easy to dice w/ a sharp knife and a rocking motion, then the rest roastable in a dry skillet (for a time w/ a lid) to freeze for later. i've never found a source saying that their medicinal qualities survive roasting, however, but they sure do taste yummy, with a deeper, darker flavor.

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@wendy davis I can peel with the best of them, and even have a clay roaster for those purple garlic pods and rare occasions when I have time to plan for some gourmet something or other.
I am just lucky "The other letter of the alphabet" does not complain.

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janis b's picture

Some favourite Maceo selections for your delection ...

[video:https://youtu.be/CIVOjgM4dQ8]

[video:https://youtu.be/JawQn7gKdJo]

Enjoy!

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@janis b
And, will back down on the argument about slicing onions to enjoy the dessert. In that spirit:

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