Overnight Caption Contest (XXIX)

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

You can do it, Bloomy -
look at me Good

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"When will our conscience's grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?" Eleanor Roosevelt

"The secret of change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." Socrates (469-399 BC)

order all the trees cut down to the ground, so he can get the ball out of the rough? Why did I never think of that!?"

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Orwell: Where's the omelette?

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@jim p

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Nah, just kiddin' Mikey.

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@konondrum

Never.

He's likely more serious about his golf game than anything else, except maybe his twittering.

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Bollox Ref's picture

Take cover!!

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

The man just farted!

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PriceRip's picture

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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.

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why are you getting Twitter to take down all those pictures of you and Epstein's madam? This is just one more thing we have in common."

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“An addicted underclass is easier to control than one that is fully functional and aware of its oppression.” - The Elite
Centrism is the failed political philosophy of those “despised elites.” Centrism gave us Trump.

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"I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
Robert J. McCloskey, U.S. State Department spokesman. From a press briefing during the Vietnam war.

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@PriceRip

Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, ... and see if I don't!"

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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"It burns!"

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone

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but you didn't get him, he flew away anyway.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@Lily O Lady

You take it from here, big boy.

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@Lily O Lady "Nurse?! NUUUURSE!"

"ANAESTHETIIIIIIIC!!!"

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

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@The Liberal Moonbat

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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Please be gone when I open my eyes. Please be gone when I open my eyes.

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I picked the wrong pandemic to quite sniffing glue.
If your car is running, I'm voting for it.

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Trump just said to Mikey Bucks: "they got Epstein's black book".

or he said "no, YOU have to run as a Democrat!"

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

Please stop calling me Mini Mike !

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@pro left ...then Obama was Mini-Me...

...and now we've got Fat Bastard.

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In the Land of the Blind, the one-eyed man is declared insane when he speaks of colors.

might as well let him play through.

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For those unfamiliar with golf jargon, "playing through" means letting someone pass you up and play ahead of you.

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@JtC

Only one is smiling, and he's keeping score.

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@JtC

I come from a golfing family on the male side ; ).

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@janis b
The pledge you have to sign that states that Donald J. Trump is the bestest, most beautiful golfer in the outer bands of the Milky Way, at least.

The non disclosure you have to sign to make sure that no one ever even so mentions the particulars of Donald J. Trunp's scorecard.

All that's before you even approach the 1st tee.

Then there's the dog leg, the creek, the overhanging trees, sand traps, long rough, 20 MPH crosswind, hole cut in the toughest spot on the green. And that's just the 1st hole.

All the things that can just make a billionaire want to cheat and give themselves eagles while every one else is 2 or 3 or more over par. But, shush, we can't talk about that.

That's why they're slow. They don't give a shit. They're billionaires.

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@JtC

I’d give Bernie an eagle, or at least the milky way …


https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2018/learn-astrophotography-in-whatipu/auck...

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@JtC

Trump and Bloomberg: "NO!"

Bernie: "Yeah, good. OK....FORE!!!"

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

@Not Henry Kissinger
dude's a world class photobomber.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

This is another nice mess you've gotten me into.

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@Not Henry Kissinger

Bloomy and Blondie were as innocently funny, and the messes less complicated.

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...but I'm still gonna make the Mexicans pay for my lost ball.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

AND I SAY I CAN GIVE THAT SHOT A PARDON!

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Don't worry, Mike, I'm evil personified. I'll speak loud enough for both of us.

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"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian

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see, you are not immune to the virus, but I am. Hah. You have more billions than I have, but I have a smarter behind, cause them virusus don't like my kinda farts and stay away from me but not from thee.

Ok, now I have to check myself into a facility for the mentally farting challenged. NHK, please don't challenge us. Sigh.

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Trauma is not what happens to you, but what happens inside you as a result of what happens to you. - Dr. Gabor Mate

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@mimi

til the gas passes before you commit yourself ; ).

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it has passed.

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Trauma is not what happens to you, but what happens inside you as a result of what happens to you. - Dr. Gabor Mate

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Epstein left copies.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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during less funny times.

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I get you think it's about the bread, Mike, but the little people want a circus. They like a show! If you really want to get this thing in the bag here's what you do: you roll up to the next campaign event like Persia's King Xerxes from those movies where that Greek king had that hot wife. You ride in on a jewel encrusted carriage that looks like a palace on wheels, and it's towed by lions, elephants, slaves, whatever. You don't even wear a suit, you drape your entire body in gold chains -- I'll send my spray girl over to give you a 24k golden hue from nose to toes -- then you speak through a voice modulator and you call yourself a god.

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another hole in one I'll have to pull my shirt up over my face."

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I don't want Trump to win, but I do want the establishment Dems to lose due to their cheating and undemocratic practices in the primary. And I will do whatever I can to help that happen.

This idiot baboon had dear Jeffrey wacked for telling about his yellow assless chaps with the teeny, tiny flaming red banana hammock. I am so fucked if he knows it’s me! I think I’m going to be sick! Wait. Wait. How much to buy the NSA, CIA, and the Secret Service? Fuck! I’m going to be broke and poor! I’m going to be sick!

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"But I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

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Not sure which is saying it. Maybe both.

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This shit is bananas.

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that was a really good fart, don't you think Mike?

Mike Bloomberg: My eyes are burning you moron...

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"Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance;" - Thomas Paine, Common Sense

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Bloomberg: I wish I didn't know you.

Trump: Bloomberg? I don't even know the guy.

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@edg

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Trump: What is that big thing in the center of the green?

Bloomberg: OMG -- it's a black swan!

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