The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, ... and see if I don't!"
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
Trump just said to Mikey Bucks: "they got Epstein's black book".
or he said "no, YOU have to run as a Democrat!"
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
@janis b
The pledge you have to sign that states that Donald J. Trump is the bestest, most beautiful golfer in the outer bands of the Milky Way, at least.
The non disclosure you have to sign to make sure that no one ever even so mentions the particulars of Donald J. Trunp's scorecard.
All that's before you even approach the 1st tee.
Then there's the dog leg, the creek, the overhanging trees, sand traps, long rough, 20 MPH crosswind, hole cut in the toughest spot on the green. And that's just the 1st hole.
All the things that can just make a billionaire want to cheat and give themselves eagles while every one else is 2 or 3 or more over par. But, shush, we can't talk about that.
That's why they're slow. They don't give a shit. They're billionaires.
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The pledge you have to sign that states that Donald J. Trump is the bestest, most beautiful golfer in the outer bands of the Milky Way, at least.
The non disclosure you have to sign to make sure that no one ever even so mentions the particulars of Donald J. Trunp's scorecard.
All that's before you even approach the 1st tee.
Then there's the dog leg, the creek, the overhanging trees, sand traps, long rough, 20 MPH crosswind, hole cut in the toughest spot on the green. And that's just the 1st hole.
All the things that can just make a billionaire want to cheat and give themselves eagles while every one else is 2 or 3 or more over par. But, shush, we can't talk about that.
That's why they're slow. They don't give a shit. They're billionaires.
For those unfamiliar with golf jargon, "playing through" means letting someone pass you up and play ahead of you.
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
...but I'm still gonna make the Mexicans pay for my lost ball.
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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
see, you are not immune to the virus, but I am. Hah. You have more billions than I have, but I have a smarter behind, cause them virusus don't like my kinda farts and stay away from me but not from thee.
Ok, now I have to check myself into a facility for the mentally farting challenged. NHK, please don't challenge us. Sigh.
til the gas passes before you commit yourself ; ).
see, you are not immune to the virus, but I am. Hah. You have more billions than I have, but I have a smarter behind, cause them virusus don't like my kinda farts and stay away from me but not from thee.
Ok, now I have to check myself into a facility for the mentally farting challenged. NHK, please don't challenge us. Sigh.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
I get you think it's about the bread, Mike, but the little people want a circus. They like a show! If you really want to get this thing in the bag here's what you do: you roll up to the next campaign event like Persia's King Xerxes from those movies where that Greek king had that hot wife. You ride in on a jewel encrusted carriage that looks like a palace on wheels, and it's towed by lions, elephants, slaves, whatever. You don't even wear a suit, you drape your entire body in gold chains -- I'll send my spray girl over to give you a 24k golden hue from nose to toes -- then you speak through a voice modulator and you call yourself a god.
This idiot baboon had dear Jeffrey wacked for telling about his yellow assless chaps with the teeny, tiny flaming red banana hammock. I am so fucked if he knows it’s me! I think I’m going to be sick! Wait. Wait. How much to buy the NSA, CIA, and the Secret Service? Fuck! I’m going to be broke and poor! I’m going to be sick!
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"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."
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Bernie F*cking Sanders
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Why did I agree to this?
You can do it, Bloomy -
look at me
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
"Did he really just
order all the trees cut down to the ground, so he can get the ball out of the rough? Why did I never think of that!?"
Orwell: Where's the omelette?
Good one!
Mulligan?
Nah, just kiddin' Mikey.
Trump, give an advantage?
Never.
He's likely more serious about his golf game than anything else, except maybe his twittering.
"My god, I think his gut is gonna blow..."
Take cover!!
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
Dammit!
The man just farted!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
There's no place like home -- **Click The Heels**
"Hey Mike.....
why are you getting Twitter to take down all those pictures of you and Epstein's madam? This is just one more thing we have in common."
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Vogon Poetry ?! My head is about to explode.
"Oh freddled grunt bigly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, ... and see if I don't!"
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
"The Stupid"
"It burns!"
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone
Oh no, you hit the bird,
but you didn't get him, he flew away anyway.
My brain hurts!
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
I quit!
You take it from here, big boy.
"Well...it'll have to come out then!"
"Nurse?! NUUUURSE!"
"ANAESTHETIIIIIIIC!!!"
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
ROFLMAO!
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
Please be gone when I open my eyes.
Please be gone when I open my eyes. Please be gone when I open my eyes.
I'm great at multi-tasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at the same time.
Trump said...
Trump just said to Mikey Bucks: "they got Epstein's black book".
or he said "no, YOU have to run as a Democrat!"
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
Please
Please stop calling me Mini Mike !
If Dubya was Dr. Evil..
...then Obama was Mini-Me...
...and now we've got Fat Bastard.
In the Land of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is declared mentally ill for describing colors.
Yes Virginia, there is a Global Banking Conspiracy!
He's not going away anytime soon...
might as well let him play through.
For those unfamiliar with golf jargon, "playing through" means letting someone pass you up and play ahead of you.
; )))
Only one is smiling, and he's keeping score.
Which also means that you're too slow
I come from a golfing family on the male side ; ).
Oh, you know why they're slow...
The pledge you have to sign that states that Donald J. Trump is the bestest, most beautiful golfer in the outer bands of the Milky Way, at least.
The non disclosure you have to sign to make sure that no one ever even so mentions the particulars of Donald J. Trunp's scorecard.
All that's before you even approach the 1st tee.
Then there's the dog leg, the creek, the overhanging trees, sand traps, long rough, 20 MPH crosswind, hole cut in the toughest spot on the green. And that's just the 1st hole.
All the things that can just make a billionaire want to cheat and give themselves eagles while every one else is 2 or 3 or more over par. But, shush, we can't talk about that.
That's why they're slow. They don't give a shit. They're billionaires.
If I could,
I’d give Bernie an eagle, or at least the milky way …
https://www.eventfinda.co.nz/2018/learn-astrophotography-in-whatipu/auck...
"Bernie: Do you mind if I play through?"
Trump and Bloomberg: "NO!"
Bernie: "Yeah, good. OK....FORE!!!"
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
You gotta watch him, man...
dude's a world class photobomber.
Well ....
This is another nice mess you've gotten me into.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
If only,
Bloomy and Blondie were as innocently funny, and the messes less complicated.
Let's just call the wall out-of-bounds...
...but I'm still gonna make the Mexicans pay for my lost ball.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
I'M THE PRESIDENT DAMMIT!
AND I SAY I CAN GIVE THAT SHOT A PARDON!
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Hear no evil, see no evil...
Don't worry, Mike, I'm evil personified. I'll speak loud enough for both of us.
"The enemy is anybody who is going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on." Yossarian
DT to MB
see, you are not immune to the virus, but I am. Hah. You have more billions than I have, but I have a smarter behind, cause them virusus don't like my kinda farts and stay away from me but not from thee.
Ok, now I have to check myself into a facility for the mentally farting challenged. NHK, please don't challenge us. Sigh.
https://www.euronews.com/live
mimi, wait
til the gas passes before you commit yourself ; ).
oh, I have to redact my shit comment, before
it has passed.
https://www.euronews.com/live
So then she said...
Epstein left copies.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Thanks NHK, for the fun
during less funny times.
Friendly advice
I get you think it's about the bread, Mike, but the little people want a circus. They like a show! If you really want to get this thing in the bag here's what you do: you roll up to the next campaign event like Persia's King Xerxes from those movies where that Greek king had that hot wife. You ride in on a jewel encrusted carriage that looks like a palace on wheels, and it's towed by lions, elephants, slaves, whatever. You don't even wear a suit, you drape your entire body in gold chains -- I'll send my spray girl over to give you a 24k golden hue from nose to toes -- then you speak through a voice modulator and you call yourself a god.
"Stop with the pornographic metaphors already. If he gets
another hole in one I'll have to pull my shirt up over my face."
What am I going to do?!
This idiot baboon had dear Jeffrey wacked for telling about his yellow assless chaps with the teeny, tiny flaming red banana hammock. I am so fucked if he knows it’s me! I think I’m going to be sick! Wait. Wait. How much to buy the NSA, CIA, and the Secret Service? Fuck! I’m going to be broke and poor! I’m going to be sick!
"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."
This fucking guy.
Not sure which is saying it. Maybe both.
This shit is bananas.
You know
that was a really good fart, don't you think Mike?
Mike Bloomberg: My eyes are burning you moron...
C99, my refuge from an insane world. #ForceTheVote
Unfriending, modern style
Bloomberg: I wish I didn't know you.
Trump: Bloomberg? I don't even know the guy.
Winner (so far). n/t
A golf course scene:
Trump: What is that big thing in the center of the green?
Bloomberg: OMG -- it's a black swan!