Hillbots, Assemble! Operation: Subvert Democracy
Submitted by Le Frog on Mon, 02/03/2020 - 6:45am
Incoming! The DNC is launching a new (and improved) troll army - pardon me, troll FIGHTERS - led valiantly by a former Hillary Clinton staffer.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/02/02/politics/facebook-democrats-disinformatio...
All of this is under the guise of countering "disinformation" (which is one of the stupidest words ever created to obfuscate "lie" and "propaganda"), but among the targets of these freedom fighters is the word rigged. So, for example, if you are on Twitter, reminiscing about the 2016 election, use phrases like "Hillary Clinton won the popular vote" or "Jill Stein is a Russian asset."
So comrades, keep your Russian assetness in check. I'm off to watch my re-education programs on CNN and MSNBC. Happy Iowa Caucus Day!
Comments
Are we sure this isn't satire?
Unfortunately, it doesn't appear to be.
From the CNN link:
Only Russia and Republicans would ever try to "divide the American electorate". Right. The DNC itself would never, ever do anything like that. Nuh uh, no way, pinky finger swear.
Huh. We use the word "rigged" around C99 a lot. I myself have been known to talk about it a few *cough* times, here and on other social media. Looks like the DNC is on to us, Comrades.
"Trendolizer".
You can't make this stuff up.
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Yeah you have to unite the people
Unlike those true "loyalists" who would never, EVER, vote for Bernie Sanders if he were nominated.
The ruling classes need an extra party to make the rest of us feel as if we participate in democracy. That's what the Democrats are for. They make the US more durable than the Soviet Union was.
I couldn't bring myself to write more
Not satire
People really believe that Vlad is hanging around twitter and the internet to find ways to disrupt the election. Again. One of the first replies to the tweet is that it helps Trump and Putin. Lots of likes on it.
Then there are these comments:
This after scolding him for posting it the first place cuz Tlaib was wrong to boo the Hill cuz she owes her career to Her. (how? Who the hell knows)
Huh?
Groan!
Don't forget that Neera said this just shows how Bernie's Bros are misogynists even though it was a woman of color who said it and Neera erased.
Don't forget folks, Her beat Bernie by 4 million votes even though 2 million weren't counted in California. New York kicked 200,000 Bernie voters off the voting rolls and who know where else that happened.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Concubines?
Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur
Nope not at all
This isn't as bad as the one I posted in my Tlaib essay. A young black guy went on a profanity rant against all 3 women and it's very disgusting. Either he was paid to do or he hasn't paid any attention to Hillary's history of working against blacks and the poor.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Now we know...
where the money from Bloomberg's $1M debate
bribebuy-in went.The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
It bought the Trendolizer?
That thing's pretty pricey, I guess.
Seriously, it sounds like something out of a 1950s horror movie. Like the Tingler, or maybe one where flying saucers land on Earth. "Watch space aliens use their evil Trendolizer on innocent Americans and take over the world!"
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Here comes Bloomberg!
With Neera leading the parade.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Meanwhile, back at the DNC Mothership.
Hillary tries her hand at morale building.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!!!!!!
Not JUST a cookbook.
It's also the DNC platform!
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Politico tries to smear Bernie for Gaming Iowa Caucus Results
This article is the height of unmitigated gall given the cheap tricks typically played by Democratic Party hacks during primaries. Written by a Politico reporter assigned to the Biden campaign (she sure sounds like a surrogate though) claims that Berners have a scheme in place to essentially rig the Iowa Caucus.
Here are some snippets:
And the evidence for this claim is what? And even if so, so what? Of course, there are a bunch of incendiary quotes from party hacks like this one:
. . . and:
At least the article is somewhat informative in letting us know:
This is great
Bernie is on the Dem establishment's playing field, but he's turning it into his own playing field. And they know it.
No kidding. The purpose is to disrupt it. That's what happens in a political revolution.
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Winning and disrupting are two different things
Lurking in the wings is Hillary, like some terrifying bat hanging by her feet in a cavern below the DNC. A bat with theropod instincts. -- Fred Reed https://tinyurl.com/vgvuhcl
Disrupting
doesn't have to involve violence. What Bernie's movement is about is disrupting the oligarchy's hold on the US. In order to do that, he has to disrupt the establishment's hold on the Dem party. We are disrupting the status quo.
"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi
"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone
Okay,
Lurking in the wings is Hillary, like some terrifying bat hanging by her feet in a cavern below the DNC. A bat with theropod instincts. -- Fred Reed https://tinyurl.com/vgvuhcl
LOL.
'Cause this is way worse than publicly claiming victory
EVEN BEFORE an official count was madewithout ever actually counting the results.Are you accusing the DNC and Hillary Clinton
Of rigging the primary process? There are penalties for that you know? The Trendolizer sees all.
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
TPTB no doubt have more tricks up their sleeves in Iowa
My guess is that the Bernie caucus captains' result reports will differ from the official results.
I won't be surprised if some gooney guy is hired to put on a Bernie t-shirt and throw a chair at a stuntwoman Warren supporter in full view of reporters and cameras at a caucus site.
In any event, it's bound to be a circus at most caucus sites. A lot will depend on if Warren gets 15% on the first round. If not, where are her supporters going to be steered by her caucus captains? Where are the other candidates supporters going to to for the second round? I imagine most Tulsi and Yang supports will ally with Bernie. Maybe Steyer supporters too. But Butt's? Klobuchar's? And the rest?
That's why they are so afraid of the first round results getting publicity. Bernie will lead by a landslide on the first round.
This GOP ad ran against Biden last night in Iowa
Straight up false allegations, heh?
Here is a preview of a Trump ad against Biden
Listen to some of Joe's old speeches and it's obvious that he is not the same person now. This isn't a dig about his mental state, but just an honest observation that Trump will take advantage of if he's the nominee. We all know it.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
"...which will be receiving unofficial precinct results from ...
allies in real time — will disseminate that information through social media..."
That's not at all what concerns them about Bernie's team getting data in real time. They are worried that they won't be able to cheat with impunity because there will be hard data in circulation to expose their fudged totals.
Witness the kitchen sinks!
Small ones today. After today - DUCK!
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
You called it!
Only one of many to come,
I fear.
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
Hmmm!!
I wonder if one of those 'top tier' campaigns we heards from is Kopmala's? lol lol lol I simply CANNOT resist!
Semper ubi sub ubi
They are all top tier except for Bernie's
trendolizer!?!?!
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
I read this in a rapid informercial voice
Clearly the work of mad scientists
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ThingOMatic
Time to Thunderize!
We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg
What I want to know is where are these orgs now?
People put a lot of effort into creating them and I doubt that they just folded and went away. How many of them are still working behind the scenes? Did Brock sell his CtR trolls to Warren? I am betting that he did. Or created a new one since lots of the old crew are still bloviating on DK.
Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.
Trendolizer is more a DissentSniffer
As for Russian trolls. Russiangaters have claimed that the Russians will post equally pro and con tweets on such subjects as BLM. How exactly is Trendolizer going to distinguish between the two.
For a tender cut of meat
Is it better to use a trendolizer on beef or pork?
There is always Music amongst the trees in the Garden, but our hearts must be very quiet to hear it. ~ Minnie Aumonier
It Depends
Will you be serving red or white wine with that trenderized meat?
Chardonnay.
Looks like Trendolizer is just a search website.
Basically a clipping service for trending news items.
There is also a Trendolizer PRO paid service that allows better filtering, but despite its Jetsons sounding name, it's not like the Trendolizer is any new Dr. Strangelove type infotech.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Yeah how hard can it be
To hook something up to the Twitter API to flag a few terms/tags. Even basic sentiment analysis is out of the box these days. I bet Team Bernie could throw one of these together in a few days of serious hacking. I’m heading off the grid for a few weeks (bad timing I know) but if this is still a thing when I get back I’ll see if I can shake the tree a bit.
We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg
Trendolizer I can get my head around
But "counter disinformation update" has sent me to the bar for a good stiff drink.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.