I Want to Share this With You All
Today we received this email via the Administrators panel from our Contact Us link. You all have worked hard to achieve this monumental accolade so I must present it to you in full and in all its W.A.T.B. glory.
[Contact Administrator] Losers, Liars and ignorant moronsfrom: fuckyou@kissmyass.com via caucus99percent.com
5:44 PM (2 hours ago)
to administrator..
Petey (fuckyou@kissmyass.com) sent a message using the contact form at
https://caucus99percent.com/contact.Just stumbled onto this shit storm of nonsense you idiots call reality. WOW!
Get a new tin-foil hat!!!!
Pathetic how some people need to find an excuse for their own ignorance and
anxiety by concocting all this mumbo jumbo!! Even more pathetic that anyone
on this planet would believe any of this!Say hi to alex jones and I suggest you get back on your meds asap!! WOW!!
Petey
What a W.A.T.B. Petey is, amirite?
Congratulation folks, you have arrived, you have upset The Petey!
Comments
Anyone want to reply to Petey?
I am just too damaged emotionally by his email to respond. I am scarred for life.
Serenity now!!
heh...
when that little gem dropped in my mailbox, after i stopped laughing, i considered replying, but my best guess is that the address is spoofed.
i guess it is a measure of our success that we have made it to some moron's radar.
Geez...
I wonder who would have the impetus to go to such lengths? Any ideas?
Heh!
Probably a bot.
Notice how it doesn't reference any specific site content and it's sent to a generic admin account?
Often the telltale signs of a spam bot.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Could it be...
that ubiquitious bot, V. Putin.
More probably...
that ubiquitous troll D. Brock getting an early jump on his fall election shenanigans.
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
i think you've sussed it out.
Markos is getting angry
"Petey" must be the protagonist in MM's 'defining' great novel.
Tolstoy move over.
Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.
I Found This About "Petey"
He was a heckuva good student in grade school.
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
It's no Dear Socialist Fuckstick
... but it'll do until one comes along.
Here's a virtual hug and a tissue to wipe away your tears, JtC
Please help support caucus99percent!
Thanks Doc...
I'm trying to keep a stiff upper lip, but Petey's razor sharp insight and stunning poetic analysis of caucus99percent has left me reeling. We have been eviscerated by a wordsmith of paramount ability.
To feel better I'd recommend
a nice snifter of Remy and some vintage Duke Ellington. Living well is the best revenge.
Please help support caucus99percent!
Man, is it good to see you again.
Your great wit and insights have always given me a warm sense of intellectual equilibrium, DD. It's really good to have you around again here and there.
That Duke selection is one of my favorite of his, and I only know the solo version. Nice pick.
One of these days we've really got to find a way to get us folks together in the flesh.
"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"
- Kurt Vonnegut
Thanks so much, Mark
It's nice to see so many old friends hanging around here. A long hiatus was good for me, I have to admit.
Please help support caucus99percent!
We missed you, brother
it's good to see you again.
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
During thise difficult times,
I promise to be less obnoxious than usual when I post on this site.
dfarrah
I don't
DD I had terrible deficit in the laugh out loud category
today but that comment really made up for it ! It even prompted a physical response. I laughed audibly and spit some perfectly good two buck chuck Shiraz onto my placemat. Jakkalbessie wanted to know what was up.
But yah, JtC, you must work harder because until we make the ‘Dear Socialist Fuckstick’ level well.... /s
Hugs to all! Happy Friday. And JtC, please don’t be a stranger in the threads. Have always loved your sense of humor!
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
Yeah, JtC
don't be a stranger in the threads.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
Good to see you dk, want to take this opportunity to thank you
for your work spreading the word in support of c99.
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
@JtC I, personally, am crying
I, personally, am crying into my hanky.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Kos? Is that you?
The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?
Kos who?
tm
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
Heh!
He's still saying that there.
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
@Not Henry Kissinger Chewy, is that you?
Chewy, is that you?
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Had to look up
WATB Sounds about right.
We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg
21st Century Social Media-Political Derangement Syndrome
Demented, rabid partisans crawling on their bellies up out of the murk, on both the Right and Left.
He writes like a myopic RW moron. But I get the feeling he's probably a $hillary zombie who watches MSNBC all day and gobbles down all the Russian Red Herring propaganda he can get. Probably a Brock intern and full-fledged DK member.
And typical of these misinformed and malleable bozos he's said absolutely nothing of substance about anything.
What a waste of skin, as my friend would say.
"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"
- Kurt Vonnegut
That was disappointing.
A "Socialist Fuckstick" would have been nice. But, no....
IMAGINE if you woke up the day after a US Presidential Election and headlines around the the world blared, "The Majority of Americans Refused to Vote in US Presidential Election! What Does this Mean?"
Who the fuck is Petey ?
We wanted decent healthcare, a living wage and free college.
The Democrats gave us Biden and war instead.
Peter Daou, obviously
Please help support caucus99percent!
Undoubtedly, it Was Him
Although "Baghdad Pete" needs some work. His twin brother was better at it.
A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma
All hail Peter Douche's Liaison
on Twitter.
If you don't know him you don't know what you're missing.
Just the right tonic for taking the piss out of the Neoliberal $hillary zombie parade. Guaranteed burst out loud laughing multiple times a day.
Ron Placone of the Jimmy Dore show interviewed him and couldn't hold back from cracking up constantly. And he's the professional comedian.
Here's one clip:
There's a whole bunch more of his parody takes on all sorts of DNC and Hillary-related things here.
"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:
THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"
- Kurt Vonnegut
Zing!
Brilliant.
"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."
@Dallasdoc ROTFLMAO!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
Oh, holy shit.
It's good to see you again, Doc.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Petey?
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
I’m working on my new tinfoil hat
It’s going to be fabulous!
I’m thinking of adding a few unicorns and rainbows, give it some flare.
Thanks for sharing. That was fun reading!
We should have a runway show of the latest in z tinfoil hatz!
A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.
@divineorder We could have a march
We could have a march in which all of us wear those hats to show our opposition to the establishment.
Wait a minute....
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@CS in AZ But what about the pony?
But what about the pony? I want a pony.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
"Petey" is code for peter.
So far sucked up into his abdomen that it can only be seen with an MRI.
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
If Petey didn't follow Brett Wilkins here from dkos,
what do you want to bet he followed me home from Facebook?
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
We Are All Socialist Fucksticks Now...
Did this happen today? After the post about the pedophile priests?
That seems to be a hot button issue. Another one that is not quite conspiracy theory, but a legit conspiracy. And it does fuel the fire for less accepted conspiracy theories of mass pedophilia from moral and political authorities.
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
The timestamp is...
5:44 PM central time, you may be right, something triggered Petey.
Maybe We Should Be Dissecting Omorosa's Motives and the
results of that critical global issue?
I mean, it's not like pedophilia rings powered by billionaire's and other authority figures are getting sunlight and shut down or anything. And it's not like the world is burning and crops suffering.
Omorosa, Drumpf, the wronging of CIA Director/news reporters, attacks ON the corporate media, and more of the NFL kneeling issue is what we should be covering.
I mean, who we think we are talking about Assange, perpetual warfare, illegitimate/evil authority figures, systemic rot, and protecting free speech. OMOROSA!!!
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
@k9disc Personally, I think
Personally, I think we should talk about taking down statues of dead racists while live ones run amok.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Well at least we aren't
Putin's Socialist Fucksticks. I kept waiting for Petey to call us Putin lovers or something like that, but he's only concerned about Alex Jones apparently. Hey Petey. Exactly what were you referring to?
Gee. Maybe if there's enough of them we can start a Saturday hate mail palooza?
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
At least one of those
300 priests should have been smited by now, proof there is no God.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
How embarrassing.
He stumbled here.
Me? I ran to this shit storm of reality, after sampling alternatives.
Petey does seem to know how to contact Alex Jones, though, and he does appear to have some familiarity with meds. Maybe that's why he stumbled. . . .
Now, just a gol darn minute, Petey.
I like old Alex--I never did have much taste, oh well.
Alex is anti GMO.
Alex is anti Monsatan.
Alex doesn't think that just because a company is yuuge and Big Time and has United States ambassadors pushing its' products, it is good people.
Alex doesn't think we all have to cheerfully let ourselves be poisoned because of somebody's investment or business or job--everyone does have to eat, so there will always be a need for farms, farmers and farm workers, even if organic and non-GMO were to take over from the present arrangement.
I wish he wouldn't interrupt his guests and would get to a point in less than 5 minutes, but those are matters of style.
Mary Bennett
Too Bad Alex's Job is to Relegate Those Issues to the World of
Conspiracy theory. He's like citing rense.
I believe he is a disinfo asset. Just enough truth in it to hang the issue up with the other failed intellectual reaches of lunatics: ghost written science, Glyphosate as carcinogen, Domestic Spying, GMOs, etc - he makes them all toxic and unbelievable and pits honest people against the truth.
He and rense are where uncomfortable truths go to die.
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
Yes.
"I’m a human being, first and foremost, and as such I’m for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole.” —Malcolm X
@k9disc Quite possibly, but I
Quite possibly, but I don't think it's an accident that he got shut down after he announced he was going to have Christine Assange on his show.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Yea, Between That and Isaac Kappy, He Had to Go. Too Many
subscribers for those messages.
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
Folks...
I usually don't promote my stuff to the front page but I'm going to in hopes that Petey sees it and fully understands the anguish and deep trauma he has inflicted on this site.
Who knows, maybe he'll respond and we can share some more chuckles at his sorry ass attempt at ratfuckery.
You really have to spruce up the joint
... so we can attract a better class of nose picker.
Please help support caucus99percent!
Lol - I put this on our FB page.
Couldn’t let an honor like this go by without sharing it.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
He spelled petty wrong.
Grade schooler.
Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.
Deer Ms Petie
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Petey? He’s named after a parakeet?
TheDumb and Dumber - Adventures of Petey
I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks
Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa
Omarosa knocked the Yemen bombing off the air
I checked huffpo the other day to see what was the most important thing that they were covering and the huge headline said that "did Trump use the 'N' word? Scrolled down and there was no mention of the Yemen bombing. And it's not even the top 4 stories that the media is covering.
BTW. There is close to 600 children who are still separated from their parents. Trump's DHS is still arresting everyone who comes to a border control place to ask for asylum yet that story has also disappeared from the news. Hey it served its purpose. It knocked the IG report off the air. It got one day of coverage.
Oops. This was in reply to divine order
There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?
Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.
Thank you, Snoopy.
@snoopydawg Well, mission
Well, mission accomplished, I guess.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Many of you may laugh at our bot correspondent, but I,
for one, have been duly chastened.
All-purpose response
“When there's no fight over programme, the election becomes a casting exercise. Trump's win is the unstoppable consequence of this situation.” - Jean-Luc Melanchon
@Cassiodorus Well said!
Well said!
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Petey makes some good points
We are blessed by his message.
I will change my ways.
Ah, well
The price of fame.
The urban dictionary...
...has several theories about Petey...
petey:
is a weiner that always says the wrong thing.
when someone looks like they have down syndrome.
Another word for meth pipe.
A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.
I'm not sure which best fits the petey that wrote to us.
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
That actually works? :-O
The polar opposite of working for me. Ack!
Hey, just for the record,
checked with 'my Petey'--a 26-year-old Cockatiel--and he assures me that he hasn't sent an email in over a week.
Seriously, we should just all wear it as a badge of honor, if we're getting under someone's skin to that degree!
BTW, below is a good likeness of our Mr Pete.
[Attribution: pinterest.com]
Whoah! Sorry--used a link, and couldn't resize the photo, since the dimensions didn't show in the code.
Blue Onyx
"Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong."
~~W. R. Purche
Everyone thinks they have the best dog, and none of them are wrong.