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[Contact Administrator] Losers, Liars and ignorant morons

from: fuckyou@kissmyass.com via caucus99percent.com

5:44 PM (2 hours ago)

to administrator..
Petey (fuckyou@kissmyass.com) sent a message using the contact form at
https://caucus99percent.com/contact.

Just stumbled onto this shit storm of nonsense you idiots call reality. WOW!
Get a new tin-foil hat!!!!
Pathetic how some people need to find an excuse for their own ignorance and
anxiety by concocting all this mumbo jumbo!! Even more pathetic that anyone
on this planet would believe any of this!

Say hi to alex jones and I suggest you get back on your meds asap!! WOW!!

Petey

What a W.A.T.B. Petey is, amirite?

Congratulation folks, you have arrived, you have upset The Petey!

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I am just too damaged emotionally by his email to respond. I am scarred for life.

Serenity now!!

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@JtC

when that little gem dropped in my mailbox, after i stopped laughing, i considered replying, but my best guess is that the address is spoofed.

i guess it is a measure of our success that we have made it to some moron's radar.

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@joe shikspack
I wonder who would have the impetus to go to such lengths? Any ideas?

Heh!

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@JtC @JtC

Notice how it doesn't reference any specific site content and it's sent to a generic admin account?

Often the telltale signs of a spam bot.

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The drama of the deep state in full factional meltdown makes Mario Puzo look like a dime store hack.

@Not Henry Kissinger
that ubiquitious bot, V. Putin.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@JtC

that ubiquitous troll D. Brock getting an early jump on his fall election shenanigans.

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The drama of the deep state in full factional meltdown makes Mario Puzo look like a dime store hack.

@JtC

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@JtC

"Petey" must be the protagonist in MM's 'defining' great novel.

Tolstoy move over.

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

JekyllnHyde's picture

@Bollox Ref

He was a heckuva good student in grade school.

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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

@JtC ... but it'll do until one comes along.

Here's a virtual hug and a tissue to wipe away your tears, JtC

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@Dallasdoc
I'm trying to keep a stiff upper lip, but Petey's razor sharp insight and stunning poetic analysis of caucus99percent has left me reeling. We have been eviscerated by a wordsmith of paramount ability.

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@JtC a nice snifter of Remy and some vintage Duke Ellington. Living well is the best revenge.

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@Dallasdoc
Your great wit and insights have always given me a warm sense of intellectual equilibrium, DD. It's really good to have you around again here and there.

That Duke selection is one of my favorite of his, and I only know the solo version. Nice pick.

One of these days we've really got to find a way to get us folks together in the flesh.

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(thirty three and a third at TOP)

"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

@Mark from Queens It's nice to see so many old friends hanging around here. A long hiatus was good for me, I have to admit.

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@Dallasdoc it's good to see you again.

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"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."

@JtC I promise to be less obnoxious than usual when I post on this site.

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@dfarrah Diablo

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@Dallasdoc @Dallasdoc today but that comment really made up for it ! It even prompted a physical response. I laughed audibly and spit some perfectly good two buck chuck Shiraz onto my placemat. Jakkalbessie wanted to know what was up.

But yah, JtC, you must work harder because until we make the ‘Dear Socialist Fuckstick’ level well.... /s

Hugs to all! Happy Friday. And JtC, please don’t be a stranger in the threads. Have always loved your sense of humor!

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

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@divineorder

don't be a stranger in the threads.

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divineorder's picture

@dkmich for your work spreading the word in support of c99.

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

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@JtC I, personally, am crying into my hanky.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The drama of the deep state in full factional meltdown makes Mario Puzo look like a dime store hack.

divineorder's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger tm

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

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@divineorder

He's still saying that there.

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@Not Henry Kissinger Chewy, is that you?

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

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WATB Sounds about right.

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We may find that we’re all alone
In the dream of the proud.
- Pink Floyd, On the Turning Away

Mark from Queens's picture

Demented, rabid partisans crawling on their bellies up out of the murk, on both the Right and Left.

He writes like a myopic RW moron. But I get the feeling he's probably a $hillary zombie who watches MSNBC all day and gobbles down all the Russian Red Herring propaganda he can get. Probably a Brock intern and full-fledged DK member.

And typical of these misinformed and malleable bozos he's said absolutely nothing of substance about anything.

What a waste of skin, as my friend would say.

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"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

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@Mark from Queens

...he's said absolutely nothing of substance about anything.

A "Socialist Fuckstick" would have been nice. But, no....

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If it is a monopoly, then it IS your government.

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@Azazello

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@Dallasdoc

Although "Baghdad Pete" needs some work. His twin brother was better at it.

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A riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma

Mark from Queens's picture

@Dallasdoc
on Twitter.

If you don't know him you don't know what you're missing.

Just the right tonic for taking the piss out of the Neoliberal $hillary zombie parade. Guaranteed burst out loud laughing multiple times a day.

Ron Placone of the Jimmy Dore show interviewed him and couldn't hold back from cracking up constantly. And he's the professional comedian.

Here's one clip:

There's a whole bunch more of his parody takes on all sorts of DNC and Hillary-related things here.

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(thirty three and a third at TOP)

"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

dervish's picture

@Dallasdoc Brilliant.

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"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Dallasdoc ROTFLMAO!!!

Oh, holy shit.

It's good to see you again, Doc.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

divineorder's picture

@Azazello

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

CS in AZ's picture

It’s going to be fabulous!

I’m thinking of adding a few unicorns and rainbows, give it some flare.

Thanks for sharing. That was fun reading!

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@CS in AZ

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@divineorder We could have a march in which all of us wear those hats to show our opposition to the establishment.

Wait a minute....

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@CS in AZ But what about the pony? I want a pony.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

So far sucked up into his abdomen that it can only be seen with an MRI.

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dkmich's picture

what do you want to bet he followed me home from Facebook?

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

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k9disc's picture

Did this happen today? After the post about the pedophile priests?

That seems to be a hot button issue. Another one that is not quite conspiracy theory, but a legit conspiracy. And it does fuel the fire for less accepted conspiracy theories of mass pedophilia from moral and political authorities.

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“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu

@k9disc
5:44 PM central time, you may be right, something triggered Petey.

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k9disc's picture

results of that critical global issue?

I mean, it's not like pedophilia rings powered by billionaire's and other authority figures are getting sunlight and shut down or anything. And it's not like the world is burning and crops suffering.

Omorosa, Drumpf, the wronging of CIA Director/news reporters, attacks ON the corporate media, and more of the NFL kneeling issue is what we should be covering.

I mean, who we think we are talking about Assange, perpetual warfare, illegitimate/evil authority figures, systemic rot, and protecting free speech. OMOROSA!!!

@JtC

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“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu

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@k9disc Personally, I think we should talk about taking down statues of dead racists while live ones run amok.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

snoopydawg's picture

@k9disc

Putin's Socialist Fucksticks. I kept waiting for Petey to call us Putin lovers or something like that, but he's only concerned about Alex Jones apparently. Hey Petey. Exactly what were you referring to?

Gee. Maybe if there's enough of them we can start a Saturday hate mail palooza?

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@k9disc
300 priests should have been smited by now, proof there is no God.

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dance you monster's picture

He stumbled here.

Me? I ran to this shit storm of reality, after sampling alternatives.

Petey does seem to know how to contact Alex Jones, though, and he does appear to have some familiarity with meds. Maybe that's why he stumbled. . . .

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I like old Alex--I never did have much taste, oh well.

Alex is anti GMO.
Alex is anti Monsatan.
Alex doesn't think that just because a company is yuuge and Big Time and has United States ambassadors pushing its' products, it is good people.
Alex doesn't think we all have to cheerfully let ourselves be poisoned because of somebody's investment or business or job--everyone does have to eat, so there will always be a need for farms, farmers and farm workers, even if organic and non-GMO were to take over from the present arrangement.

I wish he wouldn't interrupt his guests and would get to a point in less than 5 minutes, but those are matters of style.

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Nastarana

k9disc's picture

Conspiracy theory. He's like citing rense.

I believe he is a disinfo asset. Just enough truth in it to hang the issue up with the other failed intellectual reaches of lunatics: ghost written science, Glyphosate as carcinogen, Domestic Spying, GMOs, etc - he makes them all toxic and unbelievable and pits honest people against the truth.

He and rense are where uncomfortable truths go to die.

@Nastarana

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“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu

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@k9disc

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@k9disc Quite possibly, but I don't think it's an accident that he got shut down after he announced he was going to have Christine Assange on his show.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

k9disc's picture

subscribers for those messages.
@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

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“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu

I usually don't promote my stuff to the front page but I'm going to in hopes that Petey sees it and fully understands the anguish and deep trauma he has inflicted on this site.

Who knows, maybe he'll respond and we can share some more chuckles at his sorry ass attempt at ratfuckery.

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@JtC ... so we can attract a better class of nose picker.

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@JtC

Couldn’t let an honor like this go by without sharing it.

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Grade schooler.

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TheDumb and Dumber - Adventures of Petey

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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

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I checked huffpo the other day to see what was the most important thing that they were covering and the huge headline said that "did Trump use the 'N' word? Scrolled down and there was no mention of the Yemen bombing. And it's not even the top 4 stories that the media is covering.

BTW. There is close to 600 children who are still separated from their parents. Trump's DHS is still arresting everyone who comes to a border control place to ask for asylum yet that story has also disappeared from the news. Hey it served its purpose. It knocked the IG report off the air. It got one day of coverage.

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Oops. This was in reply to divine order

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@snoopydawg

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@snoopydawg Well, mission accomplished, I guess.

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

for one, have been duly chastened.

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"Day-to-day life under crapitalism is so horrible and depressing." -- Sam Miller

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@Cassiodorus Well said!

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The part of John Edwards could easily be played by a burnt-out light bulb.
--strollingone

The issue is patriotism. You've got to get back to your planet and stop the Commies. All it takes is a few good men.
--Q

Morire de cara sol.
--Jose Marti

We are blessed by his message.
I will change my ways.

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The price of fame.

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Lookout's picture

...has several theories about Petey...

petey:
is a weiner that always says the wrong thing.

when someone looks like they have down syndrome.

Another word for meth pipe.

A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.

I'm not sure which best fits the petey that wrote to us.

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

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@Lookout

A man who picks up women by showing them his dick.

The polar opposite of working for me. Ack!

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"The gatekeepers must change."
Prince

Unabashed Liberal's picture

checked with 'my Petey'--a 26-year-old Cockatiel--and he assures me that he hasn't sent an email in over a week.

Biggrin

Seriously, we should just all wear it as a badge of honor, if we're getting under someone's skin to that degree!

BTW, below is a good likeness of our Mr Pete.


[Attribution: pinterest.com]

Whoah! Sorry--used a link, and couldn't resize the photo, since the dimensions didn't show in the code.

Blue Onyx


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~~W. R. Purche

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--George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist & Socialist
"We [corporations] are the government!" Actor John Colicos (1978)