Essay Title Contest
I have been trying to come up with a title for this essay for 20 minutes and my mind is a blank so let's see who can come up with the best one.
Vibrator in luggage sparks bomb scare, shuts down Berlin airport
Passenger note #SXF airport: Due to police investigation concerning a piece of baggage, check-in at Terminal D is currently restricted.
Staff at Berlin Schönefeld thought they had made an explosive discovery after finding a suspicious looking device in the checked baggage at the airport – but the reality was a little less penetrating. A terminal was evacuated and flights grounded after baggage handlers at the transport hub alerted security to a device found during a routine X-ray of one passenger’s bag.
....“When I arrived, the terminal was being evacuated,” the passenger wrote. “I approached a police officer and told him that I needed to check my bag with the baggage handlers. He asked my name and for my passport. He then spoke into his radio and several armed police swarmed me with automatic weapons.”
The incident reportedly left the assembled security forces in stitches as the red-faced passenger returned to find that they’d missed their flight home.
Comments
Strangelove - How We Fear Everything and Turn Love Into Bombs.
“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu
how about...
Airport Shut Down After Dildo Enters TSA ?
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
So nineties,
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jx41zAud_Uo
Hope it works.
Ya got to be a Spirit, cain't be no Ghost. . .
Explain Bldg #7. . . still waiting. . .
If you’ve ever wondered whether you would have complied in 1930’s Germany,
Now you know. . .
sign at protest march
Worked fine!
I guess the agent didn't see that movie.
Vibrator Threatens Wrong Kind of Bang.
100% credit to my SO for that one.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
On further consideration ...
that's a great headline. You both sound well matched, at least literally ; ).
Russian Meddling Blamed for Airport Shake Up in Berlin
Too soon, perhaps. But there's always:
"Shakes on a Plane."
Fake penis prevents flying
question everything
Great title!
Short and to the point.
Don't come fly with us.
We won't get you off on time.
Who did not recognize it? Really? In Germany they do not know what that is?
Well ya see I thought it was a big bullet. So we closed the airport, threw the whole euro schedule off, made bunches miss planes, over a sundry item.
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
"Don't come fly with us. We won't get you off on time."
Jbou would be proud of that response.
TYVM
merci beaucoup!
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
Bitte Schon!
They have sex shops in Germany. There’s one in the
Familia Centre near Heidelberg, or there was in the late 90s.
"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"
that's a relief!
Thanks LOL, I was gettin' worried about them... my ancestors. Which as I understand it, were from the Heidelberg area (!), which shares most of the letters of my last name. Too funny you mentioned that of all towns. Our first came over a while ago though, 1749.
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
No need to worry.
Germans are well acquainted with such apparatus.
1749- That's a lot of practice ; )
Good Vibrations
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdt0SOqPJcg]
I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish
"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"
Heard from Margaret Kimberley
Who’s Afraid of Virginia’s Big Bad Dildo?
"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."
Is that a banana in your luggage or just your vibrator?
Darling - temporarily delayed - coming soon. EOMmm
one more try
Pleasure seekers pleasure seeking device delays pleasure seekers seeking pleasure
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
Stranded travelers screwed
by TSA vibrator!
"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981
if they find it.....
[video:https://youtu.be/jK1ZvwpXPMQ]
"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar
"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides
Coming soon!
After this brief TSA interruption.
Itinerantur interruptus.
How about this?
For a happy time, keep it in between the thighs.
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojbd1jFDJBw&frags=pl%2Cwn]
y'all are so funny!
Pleasure seekers delayed due to discovery of pleasure device.
We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein
Great titles everyone
They gave me a much needed laugh
Phone call to wife waiting for him at home. "Honey I'll be coming soon after I'm done being screwed by the TSA."
I'm reminded of when I worked at a hospital and guys would come into the ER because the device traveled a bit too far and they had to have them surgically removed. Okay. Maybe TMI?
Hey we're all adults right?
The ideal subject of totalitarian rule is not the convinced Nazi or the dedicated communist, but people for whom the distinction between fact and fiction, true and false, no longer exists.
~Hannah Arendt
It's not the boom
it's the tickle that will kill you
Prof: Nancy! I’m going to Greece!
Nancy: And swim the English Channel?
Prof: No. No. To ancient Greece where burning Sapho stood beside the wine dark sea. Wa de do da! Nancy, I’ve invented a time machine!
Firesign Theater
Stop the War!