DNC lawsuit against Trump campaign et. al: colossal political mistake--what are they thinking?
Surprise, surprise! The destitute and prostitute DNC has now spread its proverbial legs (quite stubby now after HRC's embarrassing defeat) and invites the legal system to "fuck me--I got it coming!" They have filed a lawsuit that looks like the Smallville phonebook in an effort to squeeze money and propaganda out of anybody they can with their indiscriminate defendant list.
As you can see, this document is 66 pages long, barely sufficient to catalog the crimes of HRC, presented for serious consideration in a court of law. I will copy a few of the juicier items but those interested may amuse themselves (if of a legal mind proclivity) by reading through the whole thing.
1. No one is above the law [comment--not in document: "except Hillary Clinton"]. In the run-up to the 2016 election, Russia mounted a brazen attack on American Democracy [comment: please explain meaning of American Democracy--it seems to be missing in action]. The opening salvo was a cyberattack on the DNC, carried out on American soil. In 2015 and 2016, Russian intelligence services hacked into the DNC's computers, penetrated its phone systems, and exfiltrated tens of thousands of documents and emails. [comment: this wasn't particularly difficult because A) HRC's home brew server was unencrypted for 3 to 6 months; B) HRC and DNC were contractually the same during the pre-primary and primary]. Russia then used this stolen information to advance its own interests: destabilizing the U.S. political establishment [comment: superbly abetted by the DNC itself through Russiagate hysteria]: denigrating the Democratic presidential nominee [comment: not a difficult task considering the nominee], and supporting the campaign of Donald J. Trump (Trump"), whose policies would benefit the Kremlin [comment: sorta like selling 20% of U.S. uranium to Vladimir and company].
Okay, okay. I give up, I can't give this document serious attention. Look at the list of comments before we even get to the juicier elements. Only one paragraph into this fairy tale, and the bullshit is already cascading off the margins. So, citizens, you will have to read this Grimm story yourselves. I can't keep up the pretense that this is a serious document any longer.
So, while we're at it, let's consider the rational explanation of Rachel Madcow in justifying this DNC frontal attack on a president who really has a much bigger and fact-based complaint of his own.
Here is Rachel's quietly orgasmic analysis clocking in at about 21 minutes.
She seems transfixed in time travel too an era long ago politically when the Dems were really attacked by Miami plumbers and CIA stooges, a time when the Reps were caught, shall we say, red-handed. The plumbers were trying to wire-tap DNC offices at the Watergate Hotel. True--hey, Rachel, haven't you forgotten about Hussein's bugging of Trump Tower? And what about the falsely obtained FISA warrants? Rachel gives no justification for the current lawsuit, other than "Russia did it".
The Swan (Robert S. Müller III) has been laboring with a platoon of unbiased (s/) lawyers for almost 14 months with no proof in sight that Trump has even been mean to a puppy dog. Now Trump has been an unprincipled scoundrel in his business dealings but there is absolutely NO evidence
of any Russian "collusion" (a legal non-entity). But, but, but...if we just continue investigating long enough, we may find out that Trump did something, anything, harmful to U.S. internationally speaking. Of course he's done the U.S. a lot of harm domestically with his nationalistic neoliberalism but this is not the offense for which he is being sued.
No, the parties to this hacking suit include the Bleach Bit Bitch, HRC. Fighting Tom Perez, doing his best imitation of a man with spine, speaks out about the righteousness of the cause for action.
“During the 2016 presidential campaign, Russia launched an all-out assault on our democracy, and it found a willing and active partner in Donald Trump’s campaign,” DNC chairman Tom Perez said in a statement.
“This constituted an act of unprecedented treachery: the campaign of a nominee for President of the United States in league with a hostile foreign power to bolster its own chance to win the presidency.”
Tom makes the statement that
“The timing and selective release of the stolen materials was designed to and had the effect of driving a wedge between the DNC and Democratic voters.
Tom, wasn't there something about Bernie Sanders being screwed over in the primary, thus causing a Demexit?
From the ever-reliable ABC News comes this article about the DNC's lawsuit.
The DNC alleges a wide-ranging “Russia-Trump conspiracy” and relies on the same racketeering statutes have been employed in taking down the mob.
Tom, you dummy, stop giving the Trumpites ideas about what to do with YOUR dirty laundry. CGI? CHAI? CHI? Pay-to-play? U1? Man, all of those are gonna come back and puts lotsa Dims in Leavenworth. If that ain't RICO, what is. Oh, yeah, and Haiti, too.
Just so no one can accuse me of bias (although I am heavily biased) I present a third article emanating from Morbidly Slanted Media, also explaining the lawsuit.
The suit — which targets a host of Trump relatives and pals including his son, Donald Trump, Jr.; son-in-law Jared Kushner; former campaign manager Paul Manafort and adviser Roger Stone — charges that Russia hacked the Dems’ servers to and bolster Trump’s campaign.
Question: How does one slime someone who is already slime?
From the same article, the coming Trump counter-attack:
Trump tweeted that the action by the “Obstructionist Democrats” could “be good news in that we will now counter for the DNC Server that they refused to give to the FBI” and “Clinton emails.”
Back in the land of reality, we see the Democrats are so stupid not to recognize that the facts are entirely against themselves, which Trump's team will push down the jury's throats--if this case ever gets to trial. That is a big IF. The first hurdle, roughly 36,000 feet high for the complainants will be the production of alleged hacked computers as evidence enough to survive a motion for summary judgement.
Where are those computers? Hmmm, where are they? Perhaps back in Pakistan for repair by Awan Computer service? Maybe in the East River. Perhaps in the NYC dump resting in 5000 pieces. Maybe they're shrunken into iPhones following heavy dosing of Bleach Bits, known to shrink content of electronic devices.
Possible reasons for insane, desperation ploy which will certainly fail. Even if the suit does fail, Trump may counter-sue them, forcing discovery. The cat, as they say, is out of the bag.
1. Dims are stupid
2. Raise money for DNC
3. Prove that Trump is an impostor and Killary should be hoisted onto the throne (this is necessary, because she couldn't possibly ascend the throne without physical help).
4. Dims are stupid (yes, I know, I said that before)
I am sorry that my lack of creativity is unable to derive further semi-rational explanations for this counter-productive Custer's-Last-Stand attack. Müller's got nothing. "17" intelligence agencies got nothing. Who's got ammunition for the Democratic assault? Maybe those Russians Hillary paid through Fusion GPS via Christopher Steele to unnamed Russian sources who had dirt on Trump. Oh, wait, Hillary hired Russians to undermine Trump. Trump didn't hire Russians to keep her from campaigning in Wisconsin, Michigan, etc.
Dims sing Desperation Blues? No. Terminal blues
When your spine is cracking and your hands, they shake,
Heart is bursting and you butt's gonna break.
Your woman's cussing, you can hear her scream,
You feel like murder in the first degree.
Ain't nobody slowing down no way,
Ev'rybody's stepping on their accelerator,
Don't matter where you are,
Ev'rybody's gonna need a ventilator.
When you're trapped and circled with no second chances,
Your code of living is your gun in hand.
We can't be browed by beating, we can't be cowed by words,
Messed by cheating, ain't gonna ever learn.
Ev'rybody walking 'round,
Ev'rybody trying to step on their Creator.
Don't matter where you are, ev'rybody, ev'rybody gonna
Need some kind of ventilator, some kind of ventilator.
What you gonna do about it, what you gonna do?
What you gonna do about it, what you gonna do?
Gonna fight it, gonna fight it?