Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue

Something/Someone Old
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This is pretty cool. Take a look at the oldest post office:

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The man standing in front of it, Dr. Manzoor Alam, is apparently the man who saved it from closing:

The Birmingham stamp collector and postal historian moved to secure the future of the shop after it was put up for sale. He took up the appointment on July 3 and the post office has undergone a refurbishment before reopening today. Mr Alam, who will run the shop with his wife and daughter, also hopes to open a postal museum in the village in future. He said: “I feel really very pleased, very privileged to have a post office with such a rich heritage.”

Read more at: http://www.scotsman.com/heritage/people-places/sanquhar-world-s-oldest-p...

I've always liked the Post Office. One of the greatest inventions of man, and a clear signpost of human civilization.

Something New
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How about window blind solar collectors? These require no professional installation, and are much cheaper than putting collectors on your roof. They look just like normal blinds:

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It's not enough to power everything in your home, but:

Each 10-square foot window area covered by the blinds can generate as much 150W of power, which should be enough to power all the lights in your home, as well as three MacBooks all running at the same time.

If it works correctly, sounds like a cool, affordable, money-saving green device. They have a Kickstarter up here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1170840477/solargaps-smart-solar-bl...

Something Borrowed
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A loanword is a word that has come into usage in English but originates in another language. Apparently the word "they/their" comes from an Old Norse word "peir."

I find they/their interesting because it's always seemed to me that its usage as a singular pronoun has political implications. English has a problem with its relentlessly gendered pronouns--what to do if you don't know the gender of the person involved? English doesn't like to use "it" for people. So what to do?

That's the challenge Ursula Le Guin faced in her 1969 book The Left Hand of Darkness, in which she writes about a planet where, most of the time, the sentient bipedal population is neither male nor female. They go into heat, like most mammals, a condition they call kemmer, and most of them don't even care which gender they assume during that time. They also don't care at all about sex except during that time. But how was she to refer to them when not doing so by name?

The problem created a multi-decade debate in feminist circles, and rather a headache for LeGuin.

What a very dry, dull matter, of no conceivable importance to anyone but grammarians and pedants! How I wish it were so! But The Left Hand of Darkness is haunted and bedeviled by the gender of its pronouns, a wild, fierce, and intractable tribe.

Having invented a race of people who are essentially sexless except for a few days a month, when they become very highly sexed either as male or female, and for the duration of pregnancy and lactation, when of course they remain female having discovered the Gethenians, what was I to call them? In 1967, when I wrote the book, I called them all "he." I believed then that the masculine pronoun in English was genuinely generic, including both male and female referents. This is a pleasant and convenient belief. Unfortunately, the more you look at it, the less credible it becomes. Even more unfortunately, it has been adopted as one of the Thirty Nine Articles of Antifeminism. Some years after the book was published, I lapsed from the faith, and have remained unregenerate ever since. "He" means what it says, no more, no less alas!

As LeGuin puts it sarcastically in another essay, "Of course, "he" is a generic pronoun, as in "If a person needs an abortion, he must go to another state."

This is a good argument for retrieving "their" as a singular generic pronoun from its status as a colloquialism, where it's resided since a bunch of seventeenth-century pedants decided it was an incorrect usage. Not Latin enough, according to LeGuin:

Historically, and colloquially, they has been regularly used as an ungendered or bisexual singular. "If any student has a problem with this, I want to talk to them after class," we may say, or, "Somebody left, but I didn't see who they were." But somewhere along in the seventeenth century the grammarians got to worrying about agreement of number, probably because they wanted English to be more like Latin, because Latin was supposed to be nobler and more virile than the vulgar tongue; and they decreed that they as a singular pronoun was "incorrect," as it would be in Latin. This has not stopped any of us from using it, ever since, when we speak, but it has stopped most of us from using it when we write.

So hooray for the Old Norse for letting us borrow something so handy.

Something Blue
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Well, this is interesting. Apparently an American photographer named Spencer Tunick, famous for shots of groups of naked people, created an art installation called "Sea of Hull" last year. Thousands of people got painted blue for the photo shoot:

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The art installation will be exhibited at the UK City of Culture, which is going on, well, right now! Last week, there was an article on Tunick's installation:

In July 2016 people travelled far and wide to participate in Spencer Tunick’s Sea of Hull, a series of unique artworks commissioned by the Ferens Art Gallery. Under the artist’s direction, over 3,200 participants stripped off and painted their skin with one of four shades of blue body paint; each hue of colour inspired by the city’s sea faring heritage and its impressive maritime art collections.

In the early hours of the morning thousands of bare bodies lined the streets of Hull, juxtaposing the human form against public space. New textures and shapes emerged within Hull’s urban landscape like never before and the contours of bodies metamorphized into ripples of the sea.

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Here's a link if you want to read the rest of the article. https://www.hull2017.co.uk/discover/article/spotlight-spencer-tunicks-se...

Pretty cool, though I can't tell whether I think the effect is neat or creepy, at least in the photo where they're all lying down.

How are y'all doing today?

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'we' all eventually succumb to peir pressure.
(ducks)

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@ghotiphaze ROTFL! Thank you, ghotiphaze. I needed a laugh this morning.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

don't have rooves and therefore don't have the luxury of choosing between rooftop devices and these cool-looking blinds. So, this is really a boon if they work, do not require an engineering degree, and come in custom sizes. (I think I've lived any place with nothing but standard size windows only once.) Thank you for sharing this great find.

As you may be able to tell from my use of rooves, https://english.stackexchange.com/questions/13183/plural-of-roof/20942, I don't see myself jumping on "Their" as a singular pronoun soon.

I also prefer being mocked and/or corrected for using "pisant," rather than "pissant." Reason? When I came across that word for the very first time, maybe in Shakespeare or some Restoration comedy, it was spelled pisant. Some dictionaries list "pisant" as a variant, but some don't list it at all. I use it anyway. I also prefer using Hallowe'en (All Hallows Evening). I should be embarrassed to admit that I enjoy that kind of thing for whatever weird reason. Then again, until now, it's been a secret between me and me.

I haven't run into sexless sentient bipedals yet, so it hasn't been a big issue. If and when push comes to pronoun shove, I hope we just go ahead and invent a new pronoun.

BTW, I prefer the British way of determining whether to use plural or singular, as in "The family are happy" and "The entire group are going." But, ghotiphaze nailed it on peir pressure in more ways than one. So, I don't use the British method.

Anyway....

Did you pass up the pie safe or change your mind and go for it?

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@HenryAWallace Passed it up. The drive is way too long, and most craigslist/ebay people don't want to take the responsibility of shipping. Plus the rest of the household is not as enthusiastic about it as I was.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@HenryAWallace The problem of renters has plagued solar forever. Of course, if we'd had the support of the government, like petroleum does, or even half as much or a quarter as much as petroleum does, we could have sweetened the deal for landlords--and not necessarily just with tax cuts (I abhor the idea that the only good thing the government can give you is a tax cut.)

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal @Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal Whenever I hear the argument about alternate energy not financially feasible (and it is actually nearing, if not attained parity), I can't help thinking where alt energy would be with 150 years of free land, tax breaks, and continued subsidies.
Hell, you'd think after 150 years the fossil fuel industry would be entrenched enough to not need (dripping sarcasm, here) socialist welfare and finally get off the government teat. Drop their damn subsidies and tax breaks and let the market decide.
On another note, solar in an urban setting has problems. East and west get too few hours, and north gets none. South facing apts will become prime property and anything below 30th floor will be ghetto land.
(Had to edit in a 'not' before need in subsidy paragraph.)

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@ghotiphaze Good point. I'd say, for those who do get sun, these blinds might be quite a success. But yeah, it's harder in the cities unless you can get companies to do a good thing.

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@ghotiphaze We're totally on the same page as far as public policy goes.

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@HenryAWallace DiFi's husband is buying Post Offices?

There's so much to dislike about her and hers.

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--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

Dianne Feinstein's Husband's Real Estate Firm Poised to Make $1 Billion Selling Post Offices
Washington business model: spouses spot deals with huge upsides.

http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/dianne-feinsteins-husbands-rea...

https://theintercept.com/2015/05/05/watchdog-slams-company-part-owned-fe...

But, is it true? Also complicated possibly: https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/crime/item/15579-snopes-misses-lar...

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After one year of dogged pursuit, Alex from Senator Peters' office pried my grandfather's naturalization records out of the USCIS. I used the ones I got from the State, so I don't think I need them now, but.... A) I paid for them twice, and B) if the Italian government wants federal proof instead of state proof for his date of naturalization, I will have them.

We are up north as we Michiganders are won't to say and having a nice time. The weather is great.

Vernacular Peculiar to Michigan

up north = a term used by Lower Peninsula Michiganders to refer to any place north of where they live

down-state (noun): the place you return to after a weekend up north

U. P. or Upper: The upper peninsula of Michigan,

the rabbit's foot: the SE corner of the Upper.

the Mitten (noun): A term of endearment for the state of Michigan, which has a shape resembling a hand, typically used by residents of the state

the Thumb (noun): a rural region of Michigan, located on the east side of the Lower Peninsula, that looks like a thumb on the hand that is our state

the Island: Mackinac Island, a popular tourist destination in northern Lake Huron

the bridge: the Mackinac Bridge, which connects the Lower Peninsula to the Upper Peninsula

the big lake: the Great Lake to which they are closest

a fudg-ie (noun): a term used to describe a tourist in northern Michigan, originating on Mackinac Island, where tourists come to buy the area's famous fudge

a yoop-er: a native or resident of Michigan's Upper Peninsula

a troll: used predominantly by residents of Michigan's Upper Peninsula, a usually-derogatory name for a native or resident of the Lower Peninsula

past-y: a savory pastry associated with the Upper and Yoopers, typically filled with meat and vegetables

party store: an establishment where a Michigander can buy alcohol, cigarettes, lottery tickets, snacks and more (but not typically party supplies)

pop: a sugary, carbonated beverage, a soda

Vernors & Faygo: a Michigan pop

Coney: a foot long hot dog

Michigan left: A U-turn-style left-hand turn on a divided road that is prevalent in southern Michigan

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@dkmich one of the things I miss the most from the great lake state. A very spicy ginger ale. They call soft drinks "soda" here in the east. Whenever I said "pop", they were thinking I meant fireworks!

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@QMS "Soda" is very much an East Coast thing, though in the SE, you could find the word "Coke" being used in a generic sense, much as we all do with "Kleenex."

A company knows it, or at least its product, has really arrived when its brand name gets used as a generic. Publix Supermarkets is close to that in Florida, but not quite there. "I'm going to Publix" still means Publix, not Ward's or Lucky's or Fresh Market or any of the other weird little Whole Foods style places that have popped up, but people go to Publix so much more than any of those other places that it's edging toward being a synonym for going to the grocery store.

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal was one of my favourite grocers in New Orleans.

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@QMS I think George Jenkins might have worked for Piggly Wiggly before he quit and started his own store. I'm going to go check....

Yep, he did.

This article is from 2013. There's another one from 2015; apparently Publix was still going strong at that point, despite Wal-Mart having come here.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/briansolomon/2013/07/24/the-wal-mart-slayer...

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

"soda pop." People shortened it to either "soda" or "pop." I've heard it both ways and can cope with either. However, I was thrown for a loop the first time I heard "co-cola" when I went to college in south central Virginia.

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My son loves Coke. Our family shuffled between a soda state and a tonic state for a time.

Every time a waitress came for our orders, my son would ask "What kind of soda do you have?" And it would sort out somehow that the waitress was a tonic person. The reverse would happen in a soda state.

Then, my son sorted it out on his own in a way that had not occurred to me. At some point, a waitress asked, "What would like?" And my son asked, "What kind of soft drinks do you have?"

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@HenryAWallace Glad he figured it out. Wouldn't order a soda, unless it was soda (sorta like tonic) for a mixed drink. playing on words

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@dkmich Is "fudgie" exclusively for out-of-state tourists, or is it also a synonym for "troll?"

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--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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out-of-state and down state tourists to the Island. The island has few year rounders, maybe 80. That makes virtually everyone a fudgie. The exception might be all the college kids that work in the hotels, restaurants and with the horses on the Island in summer. I don't know if they have their own name. Cars are not allowed on the island at all, anytime. Transportation is by bike, foot, or horse drawn a carriage.

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@dkmich I'm afraid to ask "why fudgie?"
I hope it's cause they all buy fudge in tourist shops.

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal from them being such shi...uh, never mind.

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@ghotiphaze That was my other thought.

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

Everyone that goes there buys fudge at the very least. THE Island is home to the Grand Hotel with its grand and famous front porch traversing the entire front of the hotel and full of rocking chairs. It has an old Fort, ancient cemetery, ancient church, lots of scenery, a lot of old hotels and homes, and a main street filled with shops, trinkets, clothing, and restaurants.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Hotel_(Mackinac_Island)

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@dkmich Where Somewhere in Time was filmed! Beautiful place.

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
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@dkmich I didn't realize you could get naturalization papers if your grandfather was native-born.

Damn. I'm one generation too late to be able to become a naturalized Spanish citizen.

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--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

Italy believes that you are a citizen by blood, not (just?) place of birth. My grandchildren, daughter and I qualify through my father's father. My grandfather was born in Italy, immigrated to the US in 1906, and became a naturalized US citizen in 1916 AFTER my father was born in Detroit in 1911. This establishes the legal blood line for me and my family to qualify for dual Italian citizenship. My great grandchildren will automatically be Italian citizens because they will be born after my grandkids are granted their dual citizenship. They will not need to secure and translate to Italian a long line of birth certificates, marriage licenses, etc., and apply. I had to collect all of the documents for all of five of us, and then we had to go to the Italian Consulate in Detroit and apply. They send the applications and documents to Italy, who reviews and awards Italian citizenship. We were told to expect our letters in October at which time we all have to go back in person to get our Italian passports.

Given the mess this country is in and how much worse I think it will become, I am glad my family will be able to escape and go back home again. Added benefit is that we will all be EU citizens, too.

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@dkmich So you're all moving back to Italy? You, your kids, and your grandson?

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

EU citizenship will be a tremendous benefit to him. As far as the rest of us, I have no idea what anyone will do. I passed down my lineage. I gave them the gift of their heritage. What each of them do with it will be up to them.

As I said, #1 grandson is already working and living in Sweden. He wants the dual citizenship and EU privileges. To get it to him, I had to document his blood line to my grandfather. It went from him to his mom (my daughter), to grandmother (me), to great, grandfather (my father), and great, great, grandfather (my grandfather). This meant I had to provide the Italian government with birth certificates, marriage licenses, and naturalization records with official seals and Italian translation that confirmed the blood line and other eligibility regarding the dates by which certain events had to be or not be done. If I was doing all of this for him, it seemed silly not to throw in his two brothers and have all five of us make application instead of just him. Same amount of paperwork, just a little more money. Once the Italian government grants us citizenship, we, including my unborn great grandchildren, will be Italian citizens until we die or legally renounce it.

For me, it was my gift to them of the big, loud, loving, extended Italian family I grew up in and that no longer lives.

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Damn. I'm one generation too late to be able to become a naturalized Spanish citizen.

Where were you born? Was that spot ever part of the French Empire?

If so, you might want to polish up on vous français, as you may have right-of-return there!

Wink

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@thanatokephaloides Spain. Asturias. So, close to France, but not France. Smile

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

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@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal

You made me look up Asturias! Smile

Like Castile and Leon, it was an independent Kingdom at one time. Officially, it's still a Principality.

I was born in Illinois, which had been French until the French and Indian War. Theoretically, I have the right to return to France. I'd have to become fluent in French before arrival, and certain other "terms and conditions" would need to be met.....

Smile

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I had a rough night last night. Very hot, yet apparently no actual fever, at the same time as persistent stomach pain and nausea. Illness or too many Hungarian pickled peppers? We report, you decide.

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"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver

@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal doesn't give you ulcers, you ain't payin' attention!

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A singular person was called 'per'. I have always liked that one.

I went outside today to get a bottle of liquid lunch out of a box I am too shaky to unpack or bring inside. Nailed two, and turned around and I had locked myself out. Key under the doormat was gone. I had to walk around the house barefoot in my off-balance life to an open slider. Through many twigs to branches. I made it! A secrit entry. The dog loved it!

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Hey! my dear friends or soon-to-be's, JtC could use the donations to keep this site functioning for those of us who can still see the life preserver or flotsam in the water.

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@riverlover You OK?

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"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha

"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver