Team Trump's Brilliant New Idea For Afghanistan: A Mercenary Army

Remember back in 2001, when we first invaded Afghanistan our enemy was just one terrorist group - al-Qaeda? Those were the good old days, because now there are 20 terrorist groups in Afghanistan. Twenty!

Afghan Security and Defense departments on Sunday said 20 regional and international terrorist groups are fighting against the Afghan government and warned they are trying to expand their activities by establishing big military bases in the region.
President Ashraf Ghani has repeatedly said 20 terrorist groups are in the country.

If the number of terrorist groups multiply 20 times over, then you are doing it wrong.
Fortunately, Donald Trump is president now and he's gonna win this war for us.
How will he do that, you ask?
First of all, he's going to bomb the sh*t out of Afghanistan, because no one has ever done that before.

As of June 30, U.S. and coalition aircraft had dropped or expended 1,634 munitions in Afghanistan so far this year, according to U.S. Air Force numbers. By comparison, in 2015 and 2016, that figure was 298 and 545 respectively.

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This, of course, is killing a whole bunch of civilians, but if you want to break an omelette, yadda, yadda.

Gen. Dowlat Waziri, a Defense Ministry spokesman, blamed the high toll on the insurgents' use of human shields.

However, Trump and his crew are outside-the-box thinkers.
The true brilliance of the Trump Administration is on display with what can only be described as Blackwater 2.0.

The United States should hire a mercenary army to “fix” Afghanistan, a country where we’ve been at war since 2001, spending billions along the way. The big idea here is that they could extricate U.S. soldiers from this quagmire, and somehow solve it.
Not surprisingly, the private-military industry is behind this proposal. Erik D. Prince, a founder of the private military company Blackwater Worldwide, and Stephen A. Feinberg, a billionaire financier who owns the giant military contractor DynCorp International, each see a role for themselves in this future. Their proposal was offered at the request of Steve Bannon, President Donald Trump’s chief strategist, and Jared Kushner, his senior adviser and son-in-law, according to people briefed on the conversations.

I know what you are thinking, "That's the greatest idea I've ever heard!"
But wait! It gets even better.

In a recent Wall Street Journal op-ed, Prince laid out a plan whereby the fighting force would be led by an American viceroy who would report directly to Trump. Modeled after General Douglas MacArthur, who ruled Japan after World War II, the viceroy would consolidate all American power in a single person. His mission: Do whatever it takes to pacify Afghanistan. No more backseat driving of the war from pesky bureaucrats in Washington, or restrictive rules of engagement imposed on soldiers. An American viceroy with a privatized fighting force would make trains run on time in Afghanistan—if they had trains.
Who would this viceroy be? Probably Prince had himself in mind, and that should worry everyone.

OH YEAH, BABY!
How could you not love this idea!?!
Mercenary army. No rules of engagement. An effin-viceroy, just like the British Empire. What's not to like?

In his Journal op-ed, he wrote that the British East India Company should be the model for U.S. operations in Afghanistan. This private company was the instrument of British colonization of India for centuries, led by a viceroy with monarchical powers and a private army to rule the natives. Prince’s solution for Afghanistan amounts to neo-colonialism.

British East India Company as a model of neocolonialism. Brilliant! It's not like Afghanis would remember that.
This has success written all over it.

Bannon went to the Pentagon to push for it with Kushner's backing, so this is being seriously considered. Sebastian Gorka, Trump’s deputy assistant for national-security affairs, also seemed to endorse it.
Fortunately Defense Secretary Jim Mattis is against it.

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40,000

More than 40,000 civilians were killed in the devastating battle to retake Mosul from Isis, according to intelligence reports revealed exclusively to The Independent – a death toll far higher than previous estimates.

Residents of the besieged city were killed by Iraqi ground forces attempting to force out militants, as well as by air strikes and Isis fighters, according to Kurdish intelligence services.

Hoshyar Zebari, until recently a senior minister in Baghdad, told The Independent that many bodies “are still buried under the rubble”. “The level of human suffering is immense,” he said.

“Kurdish intelligence believes that over 40,000 civilians have been killed as a result of massive firepower used against them, especially by the Federal Police, air strikes and Isis itself,” Mr Zebari added.

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@gjohnsit Bannon, Kushner, Mattis and trump

"stupid is as stupid does"

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I never knew that the term "Never Again" only pertained to
those born Jewish

"Antisemite used to be someone who didn't like Jews
now it's someone who Jews don't like"

Heard from Margaret Kimberley

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seems larger than the number of Terrorists expelled.

Am I off on that?
@gjohnsit

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“Tactics without strategy is the noise before defeat.” ~ Sun Tzu

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

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I've seen lots of changes. What doesn't change is people. Same old hairless apes.

perhaps Eric and sister Betsy have a little wager on who can privatize the biggest chunk of government in a year. that could explain a lot.

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Arrow's picture

Some of those "terrorists" are probably still using Enfield rifles great granddad took off of British soldiers at the kyber Pass.

Nope...nothing can go wrong here.

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I want a Pony!

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@Arrow @Arrow @Arrow We were supplying them with old Enfield rifles. They had to use those till they started taking rifles from the Soviet troops. It was only after Raygun and Charlie Wilson that they started to get Stinger missiles from us...

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@boriscleto @boriscleto That's just a right-wing framing of terrorists that we support. We created these shitheels.

Even the word freedom fighter sounds weird. Instead of sounding like someone who fights for freedom, it sounds like someone who fights the very concept of freedom. Ironically, many of these radical Islamist groups hate freedom because it allows people the freedom to ignore whatever batshit religious doctrine they want to pound into the populace.

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Men in the desert on monkey bars training to become terrorists. LoL. I fell for it the first time I saw the pictures.

The article you linked to on Mattis being against this idea is a great read.
5 companies own most of the outsourced private intelligence agencies.
But their goals aren't to get rich,

It’s not about bilking the government,” he said. “It’s about the opposite. It’s about saving taxpayer money. It’s about creating indigenous capacity.” Turning to Prince himself, Gorka had the highest praise. “This is man who hires former operators [from] a first-tier Special Operations Force, retired individuals.” They will go to Afghanistan “not to go and fight instead of somebody else, but to help the Afghans, to help local indigenous forces to protect their own territories,” he said. “So this is a cost-cutting venture. We’ve opened the door here at the White House for outside ideas because the last 16 years have been disastrous.”

that's just a side bonus.

I remember going to Hill air force base with my uncle who was a retired Lt. Colonel and seeing the respect from the soldier who checked his ID. The last time I was there, a private mercenary was at the check in booth and his condescension was very palpable.

Awe good ole Dick Cheney, how he served his country in the time of need, right?

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

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@snoopydawg

It’s about saving taxpayer money

Because historically mercenaries saved people money.
It's those libtard historians who say the opposite is true.

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as much as they already have, why not go that final step? Jesus. We not only act like the Great Satan but we're arrogantly proud of that fact too, aren't "we?" Just sick.

And you just know that will require a huge "defense" spending increase, those guys aren't going to work for what we pay our troops, no way, no how.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

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by just pulling the hell outta there and lining our coasts with carrier groups?
Hey, the sailors would get frequent shore leave. Win/win. Think of the savings on fuel. Bombs. Missiles. Caskets.
Win/win/win/win.
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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

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@earthling1 pulling our troops out of every overseas country, closing the foreign military bases and protect this country with ships with a 200 mile limit.
But our wars aren't fought for our protection or to spread freedom and democracy to other countries. This is why the soldiers are dying and have been for every war since the revolutionary war two centuries ago.

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It's too bad that many Americans aren't aware of this. They actually tell people that members of their families fought and died so people could have the freedom to speak their minds.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

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@earthling1 You're trying to use logic and math skills, a no-no in Murka today.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

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@earthling1

Couldn't we save a shit ton of money by just pulling the hell outta there and lining our coasts with carrier groups?
Hey, the sailors would get frequent shore leave. Win/win. Think of the savings on fuel. Bombs. Missiles. Caskets.
Win/win/win/win.

And just think: when on shore leave, those sailors would spend money like, well, the proverbial sailors! And they'd be spending it here! Win/win/win/win/win! /snark

Wink

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"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Lily O Lady's picture

Then you don't have to wait for Congress to appropriate the money you need to get stuff done. What could possibly go wrong?

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@Lily O Lady remember on September 10, 2001 when Rumsfeld told us that the pentagon misplaced $2.3 trillions?

How convenient for him that a missile plane hit the area of the pentagon where those files were. I'm sure that there was no other backup files kept somewhere else. Nope,just one computer had the record about the missing money.

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@snoopydawg

keep making the same mistakes over and over like a modern-day Sisyphus. Welcome to hell.

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@snoopydawg

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@Ravensword
Here's one article about this;
Rumsfeld, 9/11 and $2.3 trillion

Pluto posted the link to the article on $6.5 trillion loss

This is only one of many videos of Rumsfeld saying that the pentagon lost track of $2.3 trillion. On the link to the video below, there are many other videos on this YouTube page as well as other issues that are about 9/11 and building 7 that many people believe shows how 9/11 was a false flag event and that this happened so that neocons could implement their plan for invading, destroying countries that Israel wants overthrown so that they are the only remaining superpower in the Middle East.

This site had a discussion about this event. This site allows people to say what they believe without people starting pie fights.

When I went back to the search page results, I found this link to an article that links to daily kos about why no one asks Rumsfeld where the $2.3 trillion is.

Why doesn't anyone ask Rumsfeld where the 2.3 TRILLION went?

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@snoopydawg

...last August. And yet it still refuses to do an audit. They've never done an audit. There is no oversight by the temporary elected government. They don't have that kind of power or clearance. That budget has always been under Deep State authority and control.

I remember when Rumsfeld announced that loss. First time I ever heard of it. The Pentagon has bled the American people dry. One more round of cutting taxes and raising defense spending will bring crushing cuts in social support, huge austerity, gun violence, and massive incarceration. The poors will perish. Another way to make America great again, I suppose. People should try to emigrate. A few nations are offering a right of return to the American colonists.

Pentagon Cannot Account For $6.5 Trillion Dollars Is Taxpayer Money

Adding to the appearance of impropriety is the fact that thousands of documents that should be on file have been removed and disappeared without any reasonable explanation.

A new Department of Defense Inspector General’s report, released last week, has left Americans stunned at the jaw-dropping lack of accountability and oversight. The glaring report revealed the Pentagon couldn’t account for $6.5 trillion dollars worth of Army general fund transactions and data, according to a report by the Fiscal Times.

The Pentagon, which has been notoriously lax in its accounting practices, has never completed an audit, would reveal how the agency has specifically spent the trillions of dollars allocated for wars, equipment, personnel, housing, healthcare and procurements allotted to them by Congress.

Beginning in 1996 all federal agencies were mandated by law to conduct regular financial audits. However, the Pentagon has NEVER complied with that federal law. In 20 years, it has never accounted for the trillions of dollars in taxpayer funds it has spent, in part because “fudging” the numbers has become standard operating procedure at the Department of Defense.

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IMAGINE if you woke up the day after a US Presidential Election and headlines around the the world blared, "The Majority of Americans Refused to Vote in US Presidential Election! What Does this Mean?"
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@Pluto's Republic

A few nations are offering a right of return to the American colonists.

Which ones?

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"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

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@thanatokephaloides

They call it different things, but it means one of your grandparents (or parents) emigrated to the US. Sometimes it must be the male line, sometimes the female. It helps if they were not naturalized. Sometimes knowing the language is required. In most cases, working with an attorney in that country is the best way to go.

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@Pluto's Republic that questioned where the pentagon couldn't account for this amount of money:

Excellent question Quinn by Hound dog:

As we now contemplate how to cut government spending from the current 23% of GDP down to the 18% that can be sustained on our new Bush-Obama tax cuts, I believe the next majority of cuts must come from defense as our social programs are now underfunded, and we will need more to implement Obamacare.

Meanwhile, we need to ask why we are spending hundreds of billions in nation to keep basis and troops in Europe to protect Europeans from a anachronistic tank blitz from the Soviet Union that does not even exist anymore. Most of the Warsaw Pact nations are now in the European Union and many European nations refuse to spend more than 1.9% of their GDP on military expenses as they do not view that threat as worth sacrificing their social spending.

If they don't see this threat why should we? Meanwhile a study last week indicated that Europe was investing 4.5% of their GDP on infrastructure investments to improve their economies and the Chinese are spending over 9% on theirs.

Any guesses for the US? 2.5% which is insufficient to even replace existing roads, bridges, electrical networks, let along move into the 21st century to compete with modern economic powerhouses.

We need an urgent blue ribbon commission to reduce military spending in a first step by 20% to be followed by others. We can start by closing 25% of the 800 military b basis we maintain that no longer are justified by national security needs, and must be cut before turning Medicare, Medicaid, and other of our poor, sick, elderly into the streets, and start slashing tuition assistance, nutrition programs, and shuttering regulatory agencies as the GOP will now demand.

There were a lot of other great comments and discussions on the missing amount money. Highly recommend that people read his diary.

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I want to watch this clusterfuck unfold.

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Beware the bullshit factories.

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is that there will be a lot fewer mercenaries running around after it's all said and done.

EVERYBODY will be looking to take a shot at these guys.

They'll get slaughtered.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger @Not Henry Kissinger

One way this scheme makes sense is if the mercs will be used as garrison troops at stong points to cover the withdrawl of regular Army soldiers.

In this sense if we are replacing US troops with mercs in the Afghanistan hell hole that's also probably a good thing.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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@Not Henry Kissinger
They'll be ordering online anyway.

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

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@Not Henry Kissinger
bodies are dragged through the streets and strung up from a bridge girder.

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He doesn't think Mattis would ever go for using mercenaries. Mattis is big on training up the Afghans do do their own fighting and supporting them while they figure out how to do that. That's the only real solution, but I doubt they can attract enough real soldiers who aren't afraid of having their families killed while they fight. It's going to be a long haul, and I don't see us leaving, no matter who's in the White House, anytime soon.

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It's just my opinion. It can't hurt you

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@SpamNunn

the hell out of there. I don't see Afghanistan going any better.

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

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@Lily O Lady

That's what the Russians finally did. They simply packed up and left, deciding that the best view of Afghanistan was in the rear-view mirror. They were right, too.

Funny now to think we (USA) tried to sucker them into their own Vietnam. Who's the sucker now?

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@Lily O Lady

got the hell out of there.

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@irishking when did that happen? I think I missed something.

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"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

@vtcc73

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Warmongers like Rumsfeld and Cheney when you need them.

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@Song of the lark all the Bush era neocons were hoping that Her won the election and most of the PNAC gang were backing her campaign.
Even though Her didn't win, the neocons have made their roosts in the Democratic Party.

Just another song on the album Same Shit, Different Day.................

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The Neoliberal project marches on. There's economic gain in this for profiteers, but privatization of government functions is never cheaper for the people. Worse than that, the shift to a more overtly mercenary army marks one more step towards feudalism. Neoliberal policies are fundamentally anti-government because government might lead to democracy. A society without government is a feudal society.

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We wanted decent healthcare, a living wage and free college.
The Democrats gave us Biden and war instead.

what it would be like to be born in Afghanistan?
What would you do?
Your experience is likely continual invasion and violence by powers bent on taking what little you have.
And..capitalist mercenaries are going to fix all of this.
Yeah. Right.
I'll be OK with it if Viceroy Prince is on the front line.
He can wave a sword about.
And even wear a pith helmet.
Just as long as he's there.
Hell, he should bring his sister too.

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Guess he will be the next one to leave or be pushed out?

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A truth of the nuclear age/climate change: we can no longer have endless war and survive on this planet. Oh sh*t.

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He's not a quitter

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It's just my opinion. It can't hurt you

@SpamNunn for the latest scandal they'll use to get him too.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

1. When will the US learn the lessons of Vietnam, or, for that matter, of the American Revolution?

As we all learned in school or by watching Turn: Washington's Spies, the Redcoats, then the world's most formidable military, did great at fighting old school and in formation. However, they were at a loss when fighting on the enemy's home court against a military open to guerilla fighting in a variety of ways--and the Redcoats even spoke the same language and semi-shared a culture with the enemy. We kicked ass with traditional warring in World War I and World War II, with and against Europeans, though we certainly suffered our share of casualties and wounded. Not so much when we messed in with South Korea v. North Korea or South Vietnam v. North Vietnam. Oh, and, for some reason, we really, really stink at winning hearts and minds of the peoples we bomb and shoot. Go figure! Our only course is not to mix in to begin with or to declare victory (or defeat--I'm not fussy) at our earliest opportunity and leave, but we never seem to get that.

2. Dembots and/or Obamabots love to remember that Obama spoke against the war in Iraq in 2002, when he had no vote in the matter, but forget that he didn't want to leave Iraq and actually ran in 2008 on surging in Afghanistan. (Well, what did you think he meant when he said we had taken our eye off the ball in Afghanistan? I had no clue precisely which ball in Afghanistan he thought our eye should have remained on--still don't--but I got that he thought surging was a great idea. Of course, by 2012, it was clear we were in forever war and forever expanding war, no matter what he said.)

3. How do we always have more money for more war, but none for things like health care? (Captain Obvious told me to ask that.)

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the graveyard of empires for nothing.

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Jared Kushner become a viceroy in Afghanistan. Taking bets now, on how long he would last.

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