Now, as you move atop your meditation pillow...
Submitted by Cassiodorus on Thu, 05/18/2017 - 3:09pm
after you have lit your candles and cleared your mind of distractions, be sure to chant this mantra: "President Pence... President Pence..."
Soon a feeling of sheer bliss will wash over you and you will experience nirvana... or not.
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