Today's Humor (3/5/17): more Nancy Pelosi fun

Nancy is like Medusa's emails: a gift that keeps on giving. Why do I pick on Nancy so much? Because she's there and so hard to resist. With prodding from Jake Tapper, of all people, NP remembers that yes indeed she did meet with Russians including the ambassador in 2010. But that was okay because other legislators did it too--so therefore it MUST be legal--because she said so.

But NP rails against Sessions lying before Congress during his confirmation hearing--like who hasn't?
Pictorial hint: Clapping

This alleged heinous event by a serving Senator took place in 2016 and what makes it so horrible, almost treasonous is that the Russkies hacked our election, not that Nancy offers any proof.

For you amusement and/or head scratching, you may hear it from the wizened one's mouth.

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Pricknick's picture

the same as I rate what the leader of the great orange stain (GOS) says.
Who? And why should I give a shit?

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

@Pricknick I don't watch TV anymore - except for The Big Bang Theory, which still makes me laugh - but the one thing I remember about Pelosi, was her "ability" to talk and make a huge false smile at the same time. Expect she still looks as strange. Marla Maples used to be able to do that too.

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@Caerus @Caerus

Pelosi has been adapted so that her corporate puppet-masters can speak directly for her, from their position up her rear end; all she has to do is show the plebeians her teeth by smiling broadly and perhaps occasionally sipping water to strike awe (or some other emotion) within her listeners, as they wonder how she achieves this magical effect.

Unfortunately, those corporate puppet-masters often wind up becoming dizzy from swamp and other gas, explaining much of what comes out of Pelosi's mouth, via her rear end.

This technology is evidently still in development...

Edited because I neglected to change tense in half of a reconstructed sentence.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Bollox Ref's picture

Italian.... 'for losers'?

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

TheOtherMaven's picture

@Bollox Ref
Wonder if she knows enough Italian to understand "fottiti"...?

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There is no justice. There can be no peace.

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@TheOtherMaven

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Alligator Ed's picture

@TheOtherMaven Biggrin

Thanks for the laugh. Like I said, Nancy is the gift that keeps on giving.

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@Alligator Ed @Alligator Ed

See how democratic she is? She's an endless gift to the public and only charges her billionaire/corporate paymasters for policy suggestions she'd thereafter actually back.

Edited for a missed word.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

CB's picture

to the fullest extent of the law. Jail is too good for her.

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automation

As bad as this is, mass automation threatens to make it much worse. If you think inequality is a problem now, imagine a world where the rich can get richer all by themselves. Capital liberated from labor means not merely the end of work, but the end of the wage. And without the wage, workers lose their only access to wealth – not to mention their only means of survival. They also lose their primary source of social power. So long as workers control the point of production, they can shut it down. The strike is still the most effective weapon workers have, even if they rarely use it any more. A fully automated economy would make them not just redundant, but powerless.

Meanwhile, robotic capital would enable elites to completely secede from society. From private jets to private islands, the rich already devote a great deal of time and expense to insulating themselves from other people. But even the best fortified luxury bunker is tethered to the outside world, so long as capital needs labor to reproduce itself. Mass automation would make it possible to sever this link. Equipped with an infinite supply of workerless wealth, elites could seal themselves off in a gated paradise, leaving the unemployed masses to rot.

If that scenario isn’t bleak enough, consider the possibility that mass automation could lead not only to the impoverishment of working people, but to their annihilation. In his book Four Futures, Peter Frase speculates that the economically redundant hordes outside the gates would only be tolerated for so long. After all, they might get restless – and that’s a lot of possible pitchforks. “What happens if the masses are dangerous but are no longer a working class, and hence of no value to the rulers?” Frase writes. “Someone will eventually get the idea that it would be better to get rid of them.” He gives this future an appropriately frightening name: “exterminism”, a world defined by the “genocidal war of the rich against the poor”.

When I asked the prominent leftwing thinker Matt Bruenig for his thoughts, he explained that whatever we do, we shouldn’t try to discourage automation. “The problem with robots is not the manufacturing and application of them – that’s actually good for productivity,” he told me. “The problem is that they are owned by the wealthy, which means that the income that flows to the robots go out to a small slice of wealthy people.”

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Creosote.'s picture

that turned up over at the Intercept, showing that the 1% retain some vulnerablity. Presented as-is, as I don't know anything about the background of the man being interviewed:
https://youtu.be/qh-er7BAqVA

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