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Is Elizabeth Warren Trying to Be Joe Biden's VP Pick?

The Great Handshake Freeze-Out of January 14 was the glacé cherry on a shit sundae of malicious, precisely calculated smears on Bernie Sanders. I initially thought that Elizabeth Warren brought some poltergeists from the Omnishambles Clinton campaign into the fold to advise her on gaining some momentum. I no longer believe that Warren was trying to only boost her polling numbers.

Wherein I attempt to channel Jimmy Dore - The Diet Coke Kerfuffle

Here y'a go.

We finally know.

CNN finally found a way to report REAL NEWS.

It's the Diet Coke I tell you. No Really.

You do know COKE kinda like KOCH. Crap. We're such Sheeple.

At last CNN has pulled out of the nose dive.

I for one, am now really in a good place. Then again, I prefer Diet Dr. Pepper.

I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper too!?

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