A run on Xanax at every pharmacy nationwide.
Edit. Not a plug for Xanax. Use numbing agent of personal choice.
Get four year supply.

There'll be a coup d'etat at central command headquarters of the Coriolis Force and US toilets will swirl counter-cloclwise. American Standard will be devastated, but curiously, Kohler will have anti-cyclonic models on the shelf within hours. The most popular color for the new thrones will be a budget-minded FeS2 vapor-deposited finish that tends to loose luster fairly quickly. Cory Booker and 12 other Dems will vote to block an amendment to import more affordable Australian toilets because millimeters.

Keith Olbermann will release a series of video screeds about Kremlin skulduggery while Rachel Maddow will take the opposite approach and present thoughtful innuendo on Kremlin skulduggery.

Edit - comment on formatting. I just don't get the comment indent formatting. I entered this comment via the "Add new comment" thingy at the bottom of all the comments. It is labeled #4 yet is indented to look like a reply to comment #2.

The "get rid of two" for every one new regulation will be interesting. What has de-regulation ever been good for? Anything? I can't recall someone help. Grasping.

perhaps a metaphor, probably an illusion
depends on one's perspective

(currently tea, currently purple). Still have cankles to beats HRC's. Trying to pee that away. Calm, comrades. LOL.

Make it rain people.

everyone was hoping for before the election finally hits.

I'mma head on down to the co-opt store and buy me some big ole poster board paper and write out some protest slogans that will make it impossible to mistake me for a Hillary-mourner. While I'm there, I'm buyin' up another 1,000 year supply of toilet paper, but I'm considering getting 2,000 years' worth, since these 1,000 year floods keep happening every year, and the supply I bought for Obama's Inaugural and subsequent reign, I mean, terms, only lasted about a year and a half. This time I'm readin' the fine print though because I belatedly realized that bovine excrement requires about 500 standard size sheets per "event" if you buy regular strength. Pro tip: Don't even look at the single ply. It's worthless.

All kidding aside, I will ignore this "special" occasion with every fiber of my being. (No "fiber" pun intended, but it's gross, so I thought of it when I was proofreading.) It's way more depressing now that I know for sure that the Democrats won't do anything meaningful to stop him unless it's something I might actually want him to do, not that I think he will. They're too busy fighting him for which one requires more of my stockpile of TP. So far, it's a draw, which is, again, more depressing than any silly jokes I try to make can alleviate.

I would kinda hope that his ego takes a beating based on attendance and ratings, but too many people like to hate-watch TV shows they don't like, so they can mock and laugh. That will no doubt inflate the numbers, except now that he's no longer going to have that "-elect" tag, anybody that laughs is far more nihilistic than I could ever be.

but I know I'll be here reading about it. After work some WA legal substances and booze are in order. And candles, lots of candles.

Rum and tonic, twist of lime. Put the inauguration on the little monitor, no sound. Greenday videos on the big monitor, right next to little. Crank up the sound. Sober up, see what the smart people have to say tomorrow.