I am 61 years old.

I admit, when I was in High School and then College I really wanted to sleep with a woman.

Did it happen? No.

Am I ugly? Or just awkwardly stupid?

All my friends were having "luck". Not me.

Finally found a wonderful woman and had 2 children.

37 years later. Here I be.

Don't regret anything.

Yet I believe I would have enjoyed the sex back in the day.

Oh well.