(To The Tune of "Springtime For Hitler" By Mel Brooks)

CHORUS: (Needs to be incredibly ethnically diverse, but all wearing Identical Costumes.)

USA was having trouble
What a sad, sad branding
Needed the right leader to restore
Its global standing
Where, oh, where was she?
Where could that strongindependentwomanwhototallymadeonherown be?
We looked around and then we found
The gal for you and me

LEAD CONTRALTO DNC Member:

I am the very model of a Fucked up individual,
I've digested all the blogs, and read the tabloid residual,
I know that England's screwed up, and the Brexit issues's historical
From Washington to London, to say other is heretical; (Breath...)

I frankly do not give a crap about matters mathematical,
Never mind equations, both the simple and quadratical,
As far as I'm concerned you can rant about your interest rate...

...it's a joy for me.

Anyway, I recently released a rough draft, so I' like to share it also with you.

I got a bone to pick with you
I texted it to your phone
You won't show the decency
To mention where you're from

Chorus:

But where were you then
Where are you now 2X

Oooo I love you somehow
Life gets in the way
But I'll see you somehow
I see you right there

Chorus