So, this is how things work now?

"Yeah I robbed the bank and got caught, but since I apologized I'm keeping the money."

"Of course I used anabolic steroids, HGH and blood packing, but since the drug tests showed that and I'm ever so sorry I'll keep my Olympic medals."

"Sure I plagiarized my doctoral dissertation; who wants to do all that work? Turnitin caught me, but due to my shame for doing so, I'm keeping the degree."