You know, sometimes even the hardest working alligator can't catch a break. For instance, although I am President of Alligator University (AU), I should be allowed to say whatever I want to. You know like D. John Drumpf, graduate of Python University. Or, like HRC (Hillary Rotten Clinton), who says whatever the F she feels like lying--you know, like Salvador Dali on acid. But no, I have received an admonition from AU's department of rhetoric.

Official Seal of AU.