Today, the Democrats who are making the president, they will caucus in Nevada. Next Saturday, they will have a primary in South Carolina.
Today, the Republicans who are making the president, they will have a primary in South Carolina. Tuesday, they will caucus in Nevada.
See! The parties, they are totally different!
Airplanes are wrong, so wrong that I cannot even begin to adequately express their wrongness. They are probably wronger even than the Big Three of wrongness: money, cities, jobs. Every day, there is a tube, within it a Reason, not to fly on the airplanes.
On Monday evening, the 1st day of February, and in a realm of corn, some white people will go into some buildings, and there, for a time, they will yap and yammer. Then, they will make some votes. These votes will be for some white people who want to be the president.
So when you become the president, and you start to settle in to the serial-killing portion of the job, apparently you develop a card fetish.
"You can only be in a bubble for fifteen minutes at a time. Then you run out of oxygen."
So does it seem like pretty much all the world is just Bad and Wrong? Here, there, all and everywhere?
Well, maybe, in truth, it's not so bad.
Like, can you still breathe? Still? Try it. Still. Breathe. Just breathe.
On Monday the Science Men announced that there is seasonably flowing water on Mars.
Remember when the Science Men said there was no water, anywhere in the universe(s), except on Earth, because Earth—just like the Religion Men also did say—was just so Special?
They are so cute. The Science Men.
The world has ended so many times this millennium I am no longer sure I remember all the ends.
From a 1986 exchange between Bob Dylan and a Mister Jones:
Mister Jones: I was looking through your lyrics. There aren't very many political songs in there.
Bob Dylan: I don't know which of my songs was ever political.
MJ: "Masters Of War" is.
So the pope is visiting Cuba. And, as a sort of human welcome mat, some 3522 people are being released from prison by the Cuban government. These human beings are coming out, to taste free air, even as we speak.
So some Science Men did some Math and determined that there are at present 3.04 trillion trees on the planet.
That might seem like a lot, but I guess it's really not. Because the same Counting Men estimate that there were an additional 3 trillion or so trees here before the people showed up.
