I'm sure you all know about Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel, the brother of big-hearted Rahm Emanuel. Dr. Zeke is one of the chief architects of About to Collapse Anyday (which is more formally known as the ACA). Dr. Emanuel's proposed fixes (more like band-aids) to the ACA, seem to have as much validity as brother Rahm's police "reform" in Chicago.

So here comes Mr. Hope-and-Change riding out of Illinois to save the health of our nation. A tenacious champion for the rights of the common man, this brave knight of Game-a-lot, lance in arm, was ready to slay the dragons of uninsured America. Behold, prior to his first battle with the League of Red Knights, he threw down his lance, but continued advancing toward them. But, wait, he then started to dance, a most unknightly thing to do.