Here y'a go.

We finally know.

CNN finally found a way to report REAL NEWS.

It's the Diet Coke I tell you. No Really.

You do know COKE kinda like KOCH. Crap. We're such Sheeple.

At last CNN has pulled out of the nose dive.

I for one, am now really in a good place. Then again, I prefer Diet Dr. Pepper.

I'm a Pepper, you're a Pepper too!?