Maintenance Downtime Annoncement

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 6:29pm

Here we go again, folks. Our host provider is performing routine maintenance on our server again. The last time we went down on the first night of their maintenance schedule for about 2 hours, if that repeats we may be down tonight a little after 10 PM MDT.

JtC,

As part of our longstanding effort to keep our servers fast and reliable, the server hosting caucus99percent.com is scheduled for routine maintenance starting at 10pm MDT between Wednesday, August 3 and Friday, August 5. You can expect approximately 30-60 minutes of downtime while the server reboots.

Please be assured we're doing everything possible to make this a smooth transition.

Thanks,

Sorry about any inconvenience and I hope it doesn't last too long.

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Submitted by JekyllnHyde on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 7:01pm
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... preferably tonight before 10:00 pm MST, or else.

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Submitted by gulfgal98 on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 7:12pm
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I love you! You always have the perfect cartoon for every situation. Good

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Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?

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Submitted by Hillbilly Dem on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 7:38pm
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(He of Woodstock/Merry Pranksters fame.) He was introduced to a real zen master. Mr. Gravy asked him "Master, is there life after death?" He replied "I do not know." Wavy stammered out "But, but you're a zen master!" The zen master replied "Yes, I am. But I am not a dead zen master."

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 8:04pm

And the answer is...

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Submitted by JekyllnHyde on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 8:50pm
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In fact, I saw Carnac the Magnificent just the other day. There's a cable channel on my system that broadcasts "The Tonight Show" every night at 11:00 pm. Also loved seeing "Floyd Turbo" and "Art Fern" again.

All these years later, Johnny Carson is still better than anyone who followed him, though David Letterman was pretty good.

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 8:56pm

I watch Johnny sometimes too.

Art Fern: How do you get there? Let me tell you friends, how do you get there! You take the San Diego Freeway to the Ventura Freeway. You drive to the Slauson Cutoff, get out of your car, cut off your Slauson, get back in your car, then you drive six miles till you see the Giant Neon Vice-Squad Cop.

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Submitted by Lookout on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 7:30pm
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I bet the service provider is working to update the equipment.

old computer.jpg

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 8:07pm

in tandem with the c99p maintenance team.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 8:08pm
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Or did they go on strike again?

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Submitted by JtC on Wed, 08/03/2016 - 8:19pm

to brush their fur and file their teeth. Also have to massage them daily to keep the site running smoothly.

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