You just can't make this stuff up

One of the Web’s Most Popular Joe Biden Websites Reportedly Run by Trump Consultant

Recall the good ole days, "No one knows you are a dog on the Internet."

Isn't social media great?

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Deja's picture

You could play whack-a-mole in the comments between the brainwashed, staunch R-bot vs staunch D-bot commentators, though. Trump is god vs Russian cheating.

So much irony; so little time.

I wonder if I'm feeling some of the things Jane Goodall or Diane Fossey felt as they observed *chimps and gorillas in the wild. Except that they adored their subjects, while I just feel sorry for mine.

*Edit: added chimps

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@Deja @Deja

I wonder if I'm feeling some of the things Jane Goodall or Diane Fossey felt as they observed gorillas in the wild. Except that they adored their subjects, while I just feel sorry for mine.

I have a teeny-weeny microquibble with this:

Jane Goodall's subjects are chimpanzees, not gorillas. And while the political discourse of Joe Biden and his supporters sounds like the screeching of chimpanzees to us, any chimp on the Planet can tell the difference immediately.

The chimp vocalizations contain actual meaning.

(We humans may not be able to decode chimp-speak, but chimps certainly can. Nobody, human or chimp, can make sense of Joe Biden and his ilk.)

Wink

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

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@thanatokephaloides
I shall correct it.

As I was typing that, my bouncing brain took me back to a scene in the Segorny Weaver (my brain doesn't spell well either) movie where she said, 'Digit. Fourth and fifth digits webbed.' And then to her character, Diane, scrawling a stick figure image of herself on a tree with crazy witch woman red hair. Then that had me wondering if I still had the book, with actual pics of Digit. Bounce, bounce, bounce . . .

Completely forgot about poor Jane and her chimps by then. Thanks, and I'll correct it.

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@Deja

Completely forgot about poor Jane and her chimps by then. Thanks, and I'll correct it.

thank you! Smile

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

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Underneath his flexible semi latex outer visage is is the warmth on an android (in its pre-Google meaning). His heart is a two piston engine fueled by by Obamanite shale oil. He belches soot, which so far has fairly well been filtered out from the front of his hidden androidness, being diverted to the rearward parts sickening only those in immediate proximity to his vent hole. were he human, we might refer to that anatomical orifice as an asshole. But that would be an offensive term to his 274 supporters nationwide.

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@Alligator Ed

China Joe is an imitation human. Underneath his flexible semi latex outer visage is is the warmth on an android (in its pre-Google meaning). His heart is a two piston engine fueled by by Obamanite shale oil. He belches soot, which so far has fairly well been filtered out from the front of his hidden androidness, being diverted to the rearward parts sickening only those in immediate proximity to his vent hole. were he human, we might refer to that anatomical orifice as an asshole.

Are you telling us that Joe doesn't poop, and is therefore an android which should be destroyed?

(sorry, Alligator Ed, the opening you left was just too perfect!)

Wink

edit: It occurred to me that I can prove Joe Biden poops, and is therefore not an android which needs to be destroyed. As full of shit as Biden is, he obviously generates the stuff. And there are but two options for shit generators of Biden's caliber: poop or explode. As Biden is known to still be completely intact as of this writing, we can safely deduce that he poops, and therefore is no android which needs to be destroyed. Biggrin

p.s. Are you a soft machine man, howdy?

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

more closely at signs that Biden is not only slowing down mentally but may be in the early stages of something more serious. I thought I detected a few moments of this during the debate. Others out there have noticed too, months ago. Could be this is why his handlers have been limiting his public appearances. After all, even with a fair lead (allegedly), it is far too early to be phoning in the nomination.

Add this underlying factor to his already well-established tendency to gaffes.

I wonder if he will even make it to the Iowa caucuses.

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@wokkamile Slack jaw Bubba, witless Mad Max Waters, tongue-tied Nervous Nancy, and quite likely the Evil Queen herself are not all there in cranial contents.

AOC is nuts--on purpose.
The 2020 Klown Menagerie, mostly not senile, are still dumb as stones--especially Tim Ryan. Julian Castro who wants to make sure "Trans women have access to abortion". Yup, you effing idiot pandering asshole--just where do these "trans-women" get the essential uteri to perform the birthing function? What stupid fuckery.

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@Alligator Ed preaching to the choir -- I have long lamented the sorry, wimpy leadership among Ds.

Now with AOC there is hope for the near future.

As for a few morons like Tim Ryan, both parties have their idiots, but the Rs seem to have a few more. Donald "Stable Genius" Trump, Ben "Oreos" Carson and Rick "Perfesser" Perry for the Rs, just for openers. It's just that usually the Ds manage to keep such maroons out of the WH and out of the cabinet and other high positions. Rs seem to gravitate towards the Stupid and Ignorant. It's become the modern Know Nothing Party, the Flat Earth Party.

And what about the Gooper Klown Kar show last election -- debates over whose thing was the biggest? A very low point in American politics and human civilization.

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@wokkamile I will not tire of lambasting the Elders of the Demonratic Party as long as they are in positions of power--it does me good at any rate. So, please, understanding the concept of venting.

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