Welcome to Ukraine D-Day. Please plan your vacation accordingly
Five days ago Politico reported that February 16 was Ukraine Invasion Day in Russia.
National security adviser JAKE SULLIVAN said a full Russian invasion of Ukraine could come before the end of the Beijing Olympics on Feb. 20, even as President JOE BIDEN today told his counterparts about Moscow’s forces possibly launching an incursion in five days.“Any American in Ukraine should leave as soon as possible, and in any event in the next 24 to 48 hours,” he said from the White House podium. “We don’t know what’s going to happen, but the risk is now high enough, and the threat is now immediate enough, that this is what prudence demands.”
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NatSec Daily was told by a person familiar that President JOE BIDEN told Western leaders about the Feb. 16 date on an hourlong call today.Russia will start a physical assault on Ukraine as soon as Feb. 16, multiple U.S. officials confirmed to POLITICO, and Washington communicated to allies that it could be preceded by a barrage of missile strikes and cyberattacks. One person said the leaders’ call indicated that cyberattacks are “imminent” and another said the intelligence is “specific and alarming.” Sullivan mentioned that any attack on Ukraine could begin with “aerial bombing and missile attacks.”
Europeans, however, signaled to us that they have a different picture.
A U.K. official said that “we have a different interpretation” of the Feb. 16 intelligence.
There's just one problem: Russia slept in today.
Maybe someone should have sent Putin a Zoom meeting invite.
"I’d like to request US and British disinformation: Bloomberg, The New York Times and The Sun media outlets to publish the schedule for our upcoming invasions for the year. I’d like to plan my vacation," the Russian diplomat said on her Telegram channel Wednesday.
Fresh from scaring Brits with disinformation about a Russian invasion of Ukraine, overnight, The Sun is now telling its readers that Putin has his eyes on a "Hitler-style" raid on Estonia, Latvia & Lithuania. pic.twitter.com/7ZvkiaGQd4
— Bryan MacDonald (@27khv) February 16, 2022
Update: China says calm the f*ck down
China accused the United States of "playing up the threat of warfare and creating tension", as Washington warned that Russian troops were still massed near Ukraine’s border. "Such persistent hyping up and disinformation by some Western countries will create turbulence and uncertainty to the world full of challenges, and intensify distress and division," Chinese foreign ministry spokesman Wang Wenbin told reporters at a regular briefing in Beijing on Wednesday.
"We hope relevant parties will stop such disinformation campaigns and do more to benefit peace, mutual trust and cooperation," he added.
This is Britain's *best selling* newspaper making a very specific forecast. pic.twitter.com/qTQwI6fp77
— Bryan MacDonald (@27khv) February 15, 2022
Ukraine still says no invasion coming.
Ukraine's Defence Minister Oleksii Reznikov said on Wednesday the latest threat assessments did not contain "anything unexpected" and were consistent with earlier views. In a televised statement he said Ukrainian armed forces were keeping up a nationwide military drill, one of which would be attended by the military attaché of Belarus.
The Russian Foreign Ministry has called on Western media outlets to publish a full list of dates on which Russia will invade Ukraine for the year ahead, so Russian diplomats can schedule their vacations accordingly.
This is not satire. They did this
— Murad Gazdiev (@MuradGazdiev) February 16, 2022
The Kremlin officially tweets: “We advise the Ukrainians to set their alarms so that they do not miss our invasion of Ukraine.”pic.twitter.com/GmemKEQUjv
— AIM (@AbdullaAlmazied) February 16, 2022
Comments
So The Global Conflict Begins
RCW I -- Rubber Chicken War I
First battle was a clear Kremlin victory with a snark to the gut of Uncle Sam.
Soviets lead, one-nil.
Americans got a brutal reminder that Snoozer Joe Stalin has been dead for almost 70 years while finding out that Pie in the Face Putin is no slouch in the game of global yucks. And Sleepy Joe has a lot of the Henny Youngman in him as he cuts loose with obsolete material way past its expiration date which passed by when Joe McCarthy took the Final Pratfall.
Let's hope these folks don't take that showbiz term, "bomb" too literally.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
Oh man, I was hoping to visit Moscow before the Kremlin crumbled
Looks like I will have to wait until the western media figures out whenever the new
no-fly-zone takes effect. Exactly who do they think they are kidding? How long do we
have to keep ducking under our desks? Oh, I know! We can wait until NATO moves 1 inch
further away from eastern Germany?
question everything
The fear mongering just sets up responses like this.
Yeah, but it is imminents !
which rhymes with gummints
and breath mints
and brain farts
question everything
Due to the time zone difference
shouldn't this have gone down yesterday?
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore
Absolutely Fabulous Spoof Collection
gjohnsit----Best laughs for many days.
Thank you so much for the humor and level-headed (dim) view you have concerning our Government without a Brain.
NYCVG
It was nice to wake up "not dead" this morning.
I hope to do the same tomorrow.
Twice bitten, permanently shy.
Melinda Haring: Prognosticators of Putin
Bad takes
A bit of info on Melinda Haring.
Atlantic Council's reaction to the fact there was no invasion.
2nd tweet is more important.
Great post!
Loved the snark and satire. I sure hope it can continue as the 'war' slinks off into the sewer!
If you're poor now, my friend, then you'll stay poor.
These days, only the rich get given more. -- Martial book 5:81, c. AD 100 or so
Nothing ever changes -- Sima, c. AD 2020 or so