Revealed: Another Hillary Childhood Dream

Submitted by edg on Mon, 10/21/2019 - 12:38pm

To steal some of the glory from the first female only spacewalk team ... er, I mean to help celebrate female spacewalking achievements, Ms. Hillary Clinton recently reminded us that she was inspired by President Kennedy's famous Moon Speech in 1962. She wrote NASA when she was a little girl to inquire about becoming an astronaut. Sadly, she was told women weren't permitted in the astronaut program.

Undeterred, Hillary decided to shatter the glass ceiling in a different traditionally male occupation. After all, there's no reason girlz can't do anything boyz can do, and do it even better -- backwards, while wearing heels. After hearing President Kennedy's stirring speech upon signing the Agriculture Act of 1962, Hillary wrote a letter to the USDA seeking information about becoming a lumberjack.

Sadly, a bureaucrat from the Resource Conservation and Development Program (RC&D), which was created under the new Agriculture Act, wrote back stating that women weren't permitted in the lumberjack program. After all, the letter concluded, nobody's ever heard of lumberjills, and while the outfits worn resembled pantsuits, they really weren't.

Hillary was crushed, but soon bounced back and decided to pursue a legal career. Women were definitely permitted in that field. In fact, in the United States, they'd been granted entry to the bar for over 90 years by the time she wrote her letter to the American Bar Association (ABA).

Arabella Mansfield (May 23, 1846 – August 1, 1911), born Belle Aurelia Babb, became the first female lawyer in the United States in 1869, admitted to the Iowa bar; she made her career as a college educator and administrator.

We can only imagine the positive and welcoming response Hillary received from the ABA. Perhaps she'll share that story with us on some auspicious occasion in the future. Perhaps even next year, the 100th anniversary of women's right to vote, when Tulsi Gabbard wins the 2020 presidential election with the help of Russia.

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Submitted by CB on Mon, 10/21/2019 - 2:30pm

Word from sources in the Kremlin

are Tulsi will choose Jill Stein as her running mate. Putin has been working on this project for a long time.

It's payback time for when Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice and Samantha Power started stirring up shit in Libya and Syria.

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Speaking of War Pigs -

"Russian Asset” Is A Meaningless Noise War Pigs Make With Their Face Holes

Both Tulsi Gabbard and the Green Party of the United States have issued scorching rebukes of Hillary Clinton for baseless accusations the former Secretary of State made during a recent interview claiming that both Gabbard and former Green Party presidential candidate Jill Stein are aligned with the Russian government.
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“One doesn’t have to be on the Kremlin’s payroll to be a Russian asset. One doesn’t even have to know they are a Russian asset to be a Russian asset. Have you not heard the term ‘useful idiot’ before?” tweeted writer Kara Calavera.

Yep, yeah, that makes perfect sense. One doesn’t have to actually have any formal relationship with the Kremlin to be a Kremlin asset. One doesn’t have to know they’re a Kremlin asset to be a Kremlin asset. The Kremlin doesn’t even need to know one is a Kremlin asset for them to be a Kremlin asset. Nothing has to have happened except the accusation of being a Kremlin asset. It’s just kind of a vague, shapeless nothing thing that doesn’t necessarily have any actual meaning to it at all besides the way it makes people feel inside. It’s more like a religious belief, really.

Isn’t it interesting how that works? Establishment loyalists get a damaging and incendiary tag that they can pin on anyone who disagrees with them, with the sole evidentiary requirement being that disagreement itself.
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In reality, “Russian asset” is nothing more than a completely meaningless noise that war pigs make with their face holes, no more coherent and communicative than the barking of a dog or the chattering of a squirrel. If we were to come up with a definition for that term which reflects the way it is actually being used in modern political discourse, that definition would be something like, “An incantation which magically makes political dissent look like something treasonous and Machiavellian.”
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Submitted by Centaurea on Tue, 10/22/2019 - 2:29am

Oh, how the world

might have been different today, if little Hillary had pursued another life trajectory.

Given her proclivity for creating drama and mayhem wherever she goes, she would have simply transferred skills to a different venue. As a lumberjill, she'd no doubt have created many "widowmakers", just as when she was SoS.

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