Papa John's CEO whines about lost sales, blames NFL drama

I love watching shitbags like him make asses of themselves in public. He must have taken lessons from the DNC-Hillary Clinton School of Blaming Everyone Else For Your Problems. Too funny.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2017/11/01/papa-johns-ceo-blam...

Waaaahhhhh! My dude, I don't think your sales are hurting because of the NFL. (I have a completely different set of problems with the NFL but that's for another time and place.) It's because you're a garbage human being who won't raise your prices a few cents so you can offer (shitty) health insurance to your employees. Among other things.

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Bollox Ref's picture

The last time we had a Papa John's (a decade or so ago?), it was partially uncooked.

Hence the last time. Lot of other pizza options out there.

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Cassiodorus's picture

You'd think the increasing legality of cannabis would amount to increased pizza sales, so yeah blame the NFL...

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@Cassiodorus and chips.

Really loving those all-dressed chips with a nice buzz recently. Tastes great on burgers... kinda like maple barbecue sauce on yer burger with a crunch.

I'm sorry, what? Papa John's? Oh they don't deliver in my neighborhood. Their loss.

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I do not pretend I know what I do not know.

@detroitmechworks
Is there an invasion of Canadians going on?

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On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
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@UntimelyRippd after trying them on a recommendation from a Canadian friend.

Really, Really good.
My kids are constantly stealing my munchies bag.

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Daenerys's picture

@detroitmechworks (Had a Canadian coworker once.) Well we have Tim Horton's here in MN so if they wanna annex us they can be my guest!

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This shit is bananas.

riverlover's picture

@Daenerys I still love all-dressed. Avoid that aisle of the grocery.

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@Cassiodorus
is going to be called "Munchies".

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Beware the bullshit factories.

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@Timmethy2.0 I imagine there would be copyright infringement...

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This shit is bananas.

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@Timmethy2.0

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"there's something so especially sadistic about waving the flag of a country that you're actively destroying" -- Aaron Mate

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@Cassiodorus

So much that I use his pic for my avatar. I was fortunate enough to see him perform in the early 1990s. Blew the roof off of the place, he was just that good. We could sure use his voice today. And Carlin.

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"Just call me Hillbilly Dem(exit)."
-H/T to Wavey Davey

is that someone so wicked can get so rich, or that someone so stupid can get so rich.

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The earth is a multibillion-year-old sphere.
The Nazis killed millions of Jews.
On 9/11/01 a Boeing 757 (AA77) flew into the Pentagon.
AGCC is happening.
If you cannot accept these facts, I cannot fake an interest in any of your opinions.

@UntimelyRippd

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@UntimelyRippd

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Socialprogressive's picture

before I ever eat a piece of that shit. I did have a bite of a PJ pizza once. It was so bad I couldn't finish the slice. Better ingredients better pizza my ass.

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I woke up this morning determined to drink less, eat right, and exercise.
But that was four hours ago when I was younger and full of hope.

And the Cowboys owner may have put him up to it anyway. Read this one earlier:

https://deadspin.com/the-nfls-stupid-pizza-wars-were-always-coming-18200...

I haven’t been paying that much attention to this whole distraction but nothing in that link surprises me.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

thanatokephaloides's picture

@Dr. John Carpenter ..... another description of Papa John's pizza:

pizza that tastes like a couch cushion soaked for 48 hours in margarine and brine:

Wink

If you don't have a local "Mom and Pop" pizzeria option and must do business with a national chain, I recommend Marco's. Genuinely and consistently good chow with no nasty fascist aftertaste!

Wink

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@thanatokephaloides Had them a couple of times in Utah; the closest one to here is probably in the twin cities.

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This shit is bananas.

riverlover's picture

@thanatokephaloides In a tiny spot in NY. I have had no pizza in many moons. Gallbladder.

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for stealing his slogan.

But yeah, a crappy pizza.

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not to buy his pizza. I've never tried one but since I found out a while ago he's such a shit employer I'll pass. Good to know I'm not missing anything good. And I'm sure it was Russians who spread that about him being a lousy employer, averse to free enterprise as they are. s/

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I will not eat a single item from his establishment. I won't eat dominos pizza either as they are major funders in the forced birther movement. I hope to negatively affect their revenue stream.

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@Raggedy Ann Good grief, there are fewer and fewer companies I can support every day. Sad

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This shit is bananas.

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@Daenerys
to me too, but I found out quite a few years ago at an office pot luck and I just won't give them my money.

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

Fuck them.
I have eaten pizza in Italy (and all over Europe) and know what it looks like and tastes like and since I am 30 miles away from pizza chains, have no delivery possibility, I can cook as close to the real deal as possible.
Let me repeat: Fuck them.
What they foist on us as pizza is NOT pizza in the first place.

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Daenerys's picture

@on the cusp We had a good local pizza joint in town but it closed, not sure how long ago. Sad Homemade FTW!

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This shit is bananas.

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Modern education is little more than toeing the line for the capitalist pigs.

Guerrilla Liberalism won't liberate the US or the world from the iron fist of capital.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Hawkfish's picture

Nobody eats Papa John’s because they like it. They eat it because Domino’s won’t deliver to crack houses.

https://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/06/opinion/sunday/new-rules-for-the-new-...

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@smiley7

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This shit is bananas.

riverlover's picture

@smiley7 It's been raining for months and I still have not burned my tossed-down woodpile in my drystone burner.

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smiley7's picture

of chick 'filets;' most religious, pious man in town, so 'they' say. Papa's company closed on Sunday.

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Greyhound's picture

What's the point? Everything you point out is true and there's far more than we have time to even get into. But isn't the real point that this shitheel is a billionaire because Americans have no taste and no sense.

Every single place that this absolute scum-of-the-earth has opened a store, or his training ground, Dominoes, has put a local pizza joint or three out of business. It is our collective decision to eat shit on cardboard to save two dollars, that put this waste of protoplasm in the position he enjoys.

We have been the change we hate for generations.

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lotlizard's picture

@Greyhound  
Thank goodness the Netherlands doesn’t allow big U.S. franchise-chain “coffeeshops.”

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