Overnight Caption Contest XVII

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Oh boy...

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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Melania's from Sloveniastan?? And no degree?

We're gonna need a bigger wall people!

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Speech writer for
soon-to-be First Lady.
Original work only.
Must sign non-disclosure.
US Citizenship REQUIRED.
NO Rick Astley fans.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

thought I would.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

trump weed_0.jpg

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

arching the text to conform with the hat's curvature, getting lazy in my old age.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

You may not like getting old,

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but don't you enjoy being Over the Hill?

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Oh yeah, I was "Over the Hill" many years ago.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

to kick our asses.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Pluto's Republic's picture

Wish he was around more, with his shockingly beautiful photography.

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The political system is what it is because the People are who they are. — Plato

Dunno how this works or if it's still going on, but for the Trump one I'd suggest either:

"I wonder if this newspaper would fit in my mouth..."

or

"Yes, I'll eat my words in newsprint for 5 million dollars!"

For the Hillary one, even though it doesn't touch the great one beneath, probably the winner last week?

Making Bullsh!t Mountain out of a soldHill.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Next time, make each one a separate comment.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Thanks, as you can tell, I'm new at this, lol.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

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"I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones."
John Cage

Lookout's picture

how about:
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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

Alex Budarin's picture

It's YUGE!

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"All Life is Problem Solving" - Karl Popper

Nothing like a HUge shit in the morning! I have the biggest poop ever!

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