Have you considered voting for Money?
I want to ask you a question. Deep down, don't you really want Money to win this election?
Because if Money wins this election, there's a chance that Money might come your way. Money might change your life! Think about all of those problems in your life. Money can make them go away. People say that there are things that are impossible, but with Money, anything is possible. And if they aren't possible, Money can find the people who will make them possible.
Some people have suggested some unsavory things about Money. Well, if you look around at all the media, you can see that Money is your friend. After all, if Money wasn't a good candidate, would so many people be working so hard and doing such supposedly "Awful" things for Money? I think not.
Money will hire the best guards for the border. Money will also ensure that as many cheap laborers as possible are available for your corporate needs. Whatever your position, Money will be happy to take your position, because nothing can get done without Money. Money already controls most of the government, so why not just make it official, and vote for Money, fully, freely, and with a clear conscience?