Have you considered voting for Money?
I want to ask you a question. Deep down, don't you really want Money to win this election?
Because if Money wins this election, there's a chance that Money might come your way. Money might change your life! Think about all of those problems in your life. Money can make them go away. People say that there are things that are impossible, but with Money, anything is possible. And if they aren't possible, Money can find the people who will make them possible.
Some people have suggested some unsavory things about Money. Well, if you look around at all the media, you can see that Money is your friend. After all, if Money wasn't a good candidate, would so many people be working so hard and doing such supposedly "Awful" things for Money? I think not.
Money will hire the best guards for the border. Money will also ensure that as many cheap laborers as possible are available for your corporate needs. Whatever your position, Money will be happy to take your position, because nothing can get done without Money. Money already controls most of the government, so why not just make it official, and vote for Money, fully, freely, and with a clear conscience?

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The DNC - Yes You Can! please clap
The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love
Thanks for bringing the humorous counter-narratives, nice relief.
peace
Money talks
But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk.
"When my wife makes Harvard beets they taste like they went to Brooklyn College. "-Henny Youngman
They say politicians are in Money’s pocket, but support Yang
and Yang will put Money in your pocket! Every month!
It's an idea
Yang's is a different kind of money game, an ethical, moral one which looks at the present and into the future. The 21st C candidate. Bernie's is a little more of a retro, 1930s New Deal candidacy, although granted that would still be a good step forward.
My ideal candidate would be someone with Bernie's feisty attitude and concern for the working and laid off person combined with Yang's 21st C vision and also Tulsi's courage on FP.
I want Yang in there to kind of upend the status-quo-ism. n/t
DMW, no way I would vote for money, you 'Scherzkeks'
(Scherzkekse - what would the world be without them 'jokers')
you made me believe the world stopped going around ... help !!!
Sigh, I would vote for Liza Minnelli though in a new york minute, I admit.
https://www.euronews.com/live
Better move quickly!
Yeah Trump is the biggest idiot on twitter I think. I don't follow social media except when it seeps in to every news crevice everywhere. Seems quite like Idiocracy with a reality tv president tweeting brawndo! all day long. electrolytes are good for you
GOTV
orwell
money talks
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"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides