Have you considered voting for Money?

I want to ask you a question. Deep down, don't you really want Money to win this election?

Because if Money wins this election, there's a chance that Money might come your way. Money might change your life! Think about all of those problems in your life. Money can make them go away. People say that there are things that are impossible, but with Money, anything is possible. And if they aren't possible, Money can find the people who will make them possible.

Some people have suggested some unsavory things about Money. Well, if you look around at all the media, you can see that Money is your friend. After all, if Money wasn't a good candidate, would so many people be working so hard and doing such supposedly "Awful" things for Money? I think not.

Money will hire the best guards for the border. Money will also ensure that as many cheap laborers as possible are available for your corporate needs. Whatever your position, Money will be happy to take your position, because nothing can get done without Money. Money already controls most of the government, so why not just make it official, and vote for Money, fully, freely, and with a clear conscience?

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The Beatles - Can't Buy Me Love

Thanks for bringing the humorous counter-narratives, nice relief.


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But it don't sing and dance and it don't walk.

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and Yang will put Money in your pocket! Every month!

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@lotlizard whose time is about to come, whether next year or 4-8 yrs from now. Just too many people, too much high-tech, not enough jobs. Yang is on the right track, and $1000/mo extra in people's pockets can be a game-changer for millions. Nothing to sneeze at. I doubt if spending so much effort on getting a $15/hr wage can compare in terms of the overall benefit to so many.

Yang's is a different kind of money game, an ethical, moral one which looks at the present and into the future. The 21st C candidate. Bernie's is a little more of a retro, 1930s New Deal candidacy, although granted that would still be a good step forward.

My ideal candidate would be someone with Bernie's feisty attitude and concern for the working and laid off person combined with Yang's 21st C vision and also Tulsi's courage on FP.

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(Scherzkekse - what would the world be without them 'jokers')
you made me believe the world stopped going around ... help !!!

Sigh, I would vote for Liza Minnelli though in a new york minute, I admit.

If you happen to be rich
And you feel like a night's entertainment
You can pay for a gay escapade
If you happen to be rich and alone
And you need a companion
You can ring (ting-a-ling) for the maid
If you happen to be rich
And you find you are left by your lover
And you moan and you groan quite a lot
You can take it on the chin
Call a cab and begin to recover
On your 14-karat yacht! WHAT!?
When you haven't any coal in the stove
And you freeze in the winter
And you curse to the wind at your fate
When you haven't any shoes on your feet
Your coat's thin as paper
And you look 30 pounds underweight
When you go to get a word of advice
From the fat little pastor
He will tell you to love evermore
But when hunger comes to rap
Rat-a-tat rat-a-tat at the window
*knock knock* (at the window)
Who's there? (hunger) oh, hunger!!
See how love flies out the door...

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Yeah Trump is the biggest idiot on twitter I think. I don't follow social media except when it seeps in to every news crevice everywhere. Seems quite like Idiocracy with a reality tv president tweeting brawndo! all day long. electrolytes are good for you


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