Americans Would Have Run Arthur Dent Over (DMW TOP Salvage)

I was reading one of my favorite books today. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I had scarcely gotten through the first few pages when I realized that I'm no longer living in a world where that story is possible.

Arthur Dent, Hero of millions, maker of sandwiches, and all around confused person...

Would have been run over by a bulldozer at the end of page three, ending the story.

I read about how corporations (Collection Agents) will literally throw you in jail if you don't pay your debts... (Through some rather interesting legal maneuvering, but it's Legal, so there's nothing you can do about it.)

I remember rolling down a road in Iraq, wondering why the hell I was there, other than to draw fire. Apparently, I did such a good job at drawing fire that we declared victory not long after, and got the hell out.

I look at the thousands in the streets, protesting against policies set into place by those who actively went out of their way to avoid publicity... Those protestors were Tear Gassed, Pepper Sprayed and beaten.

I fear that Had Arthur somehow rolled out of the way of the bulldozer, he would have been sprayed with some noxious chemical, handcuffed and hauled off to the local lock-up...

The story could not be written today. Bureaucracy used to be stymied by forceful opposition. It could be a source of hilarity, a source of humor.

There's nothing funny about watching a bulldozer run down somebody with a legitimate complaint. Unless you're a Republican, in which case you're laughing your head off at the uppity librul getting what was coming to him in the first place.

The reason we should put severe, almost comedic restrictions on bureaucracy is that if we eliminate those checks... things get done... fast... and brutal, and unforgiving.

And we end up with millions of dead.

Which isn't funny. At all. Unless you're a very, very sick person.

(RIP Douglas Adams)

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Damnit Janet's picture

Today, Arthur would have been shot dead by 138 rounds fired at him as he held up his arms in surrender as the bypass workers corporate security gunned him down.

And then charge Arther's loved ones for the blood that was spilled on the bulldozer...

I'd vote for Marvin over any of these two Rs.

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detroitmechworks's picture

But even then, you're probably right. Except it wouldn't have been featured on the news except as yet another "Eco-Terrorist" taken out by the noble Blackwater Company...

Smile

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Damnit Janet's picture

I can't keep up all the various names it has used. Smile

But don't mind me, I'm the girl who has lost a few digi cameras due to various sprays sprayed upon the ugly people, the protestersssssss

Hey!

No shit! (thank dog!) but a freaking blue jay just dropped a peanut shell on me head and it hit my laptop LOL. just about made me scream.

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detroitmechworks's picture

But they can be little pranksters. (I've seen them dropping nuts on things and in front of cars...)

Going to be honest that I've only been to one meaningful protest, and it was about Narcs on one of my college campuses...

Been far too "Establishment" my whole life... well, that and in my home town Protests are non-existent because you're either rich or desperate to keep your head above water.

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Damnit Janet's picture

My own kid had an FBI file on her at age 8. We found out purely by accident.

My husband didn't serve so that children would be silenced about openly questioning why wars are fought.

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detroitmechworks's picture

after Iraq.

I'm quite happy to have raised two little peaceniks. Smile

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Damnit Janet's picture

My first actual political protest was when the neo nazi's moved into whidbey island, wa. Everyone said to just ignore them.

Then I started protesting Bush and Iraq war as a one woman codepink in a rural red town. Then I joined up with codepink, veterans for peace and some Kossacks in DC and then I moved to portland and I can't even count the street protests

But it's not about the marching or protesting it's all about the small, daily, simple, hard choices we all make. To try to walk our talk that's what matters.

I'm no badass. I'm very much a scaredy cat. I'm afraid of heights and bridges but most of my street protests with CP were on bridges LOL I'm a big chicken each time I march, that's why I prepare and know all my exits.

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detroitmechworks's picture

But I wouldn't drag my kids into any situation where the pigs are likely to open fire with even "Non-lethal" stuff. (NOt suggesting anybody DID, just my paranoia.)

And the wisest thing I ever heard is that anybody who feels no fear is not brave. They're an idiot. Courage is carrying on despite fear, so I salute yours.

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because of Iraq.

My husband stayed home with the kids if it was going to be a rather ugly gathering. But sadly almost anything can turn so ugly so quickly.

He joined me and the kids at a peace vigil and then some guy drove by and threw a big gulp soda near where our daughter and another small child were sitting by a peace sign. My husband was already have way down the road looking for blood before we all could stop him. He doesn't do "non-violent" protests anymore. He's better off at home with the kids awaiting my call or text saying, "I'm ok, on my way home."

Not everyone can or should protest out in the street.

But I do think, since so many now know that voting just doesn't count like it should... more of our streets will be filled with protesters.

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We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg

detroitmechworks's picture

What used to be a joke has turned very sour indeed. Bureaucracy is as evil as we used to joke it could be now.

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Damnit Janet's picture

They really stood up to the so called "investigation" of her death.

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Stephen Carll's picture

I was in Somalia and Bosnia, and most of the time I was there I was pretty sure I was just a moving target. But I always remembered my towel.

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Aardvark's picture

about inevitability, power, and running people over.

Peace and love be with you, reader.

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Lenzabi's picture

Makes me think that instead of the Vogons blasted the world apart to make way for a Hyper-space by-pass, they decided to become the government here on Earth

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So long, and thanks for all the fish

PastorAgnostic's picture

of our multiverse.

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Dragonkat's picture

By managing to become so utterly useless themselves they actually drove off the 2/3 of the population that were useful to them, who left in two rocket ships, the primary, and the fraud. Once that was done they were confident they could forge ahead in "unity" because who needed those guys anyway?

Up until the part where they wiped out in a plague caused by the spread of dirty money.

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See, their morals, their code... it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be.

-The Joker-