One simple unadorned quote says so much:

"Putting rich people in charge of the economy is like putting Cookie Monster in charge of Oreo!"

-- James Corden (from the Monologue this evening)

I was reading one of my favorite books today. "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

I had scarcely gotten through the first few pages when I realized that I'm no longer living in a world where that story is possible.

Arthur Dent, Hero of millions, maker of sandwiches, and all around confused person...

Would have been run over by a bulldozer at the end of page three, ending the story.