Good people are drifting in…let’s bring the member list to 10,000 soon! How can we make it more exciting? I know…let’s release our resident troll! Everybody loves a good fight! He can say something really negative to set the bait...something like calling Bernie Sanders a vile name. Big Troll loves to call people "pig". That ought to get their attention. Big Troll can use the MSM tactic of quoting another source who quoted Bernie ENTIRELY out of context. He can quote some fringe blogger- rw, leftie, don't matter. That'll get em and that way he won't have to do the hard work of making sure that what he is claiming is actually true (way better if it isn't and everybody knows it).

Then we can switch to "war is hell", and "imperialists are bad" and THEN get into purity of essence. Let's see if we can all get the knee-jerk bleeding hearts to bleed all over Bernie! That will be truly progressive and oh! so productive. We will demand purity of essence from Bernie and when he fails we can blame him for every war since Crimea and THEN we can blame him for the way we treated the Native Americans, the Japanese Americans, slavery, the Hay Market Massacre, Bloody Sunday and for syphilis, typhoid, neoliberalism, gonorrhea, polio, but not AIDS because that's on Reagan. Bet that they totally forget that they are saying all this under the banner: Bernie Sanders is a Pig!

SOMEBODY'S bound to react with another essay either defending Bernie Sanders or calling out the Big Troll or calling us out for standing around laffing and dissembling and yawning while Big Troll does his thing . Then we can ridicule them for being narrow minded, whitesplaining, thin skinned and BEST OF ALL whiningly impure! What a wonderful way to attract new members...good, pure, morally superior ones that will join us in beating the shit out of anyone that dares to respond to the Big Troll. If they won't join in, we could just use our insider imperialistic influence to get the dumb bastard banned (this works really well, as we know).

We can always argue that, after all, Big Troll isn't being a dick (that is against the rules), he's being a troll...he is being OUR troll. Then he can do it again! With any luck and enough dumb bastards we can keep this going for months. All in the name of free and open intellectual discourse. We should get to 10,000 good, pure, morally superior members in no time. And then we can get rid of these other assholes that were too cowardly to speak up. God, life is good!