Some folks write you emails pretending to be President Trump.

I won’t do that to you.

Some folks pretend donations will somehow fund DOGE’s work.

I prefer to be honest with you.

This is Steve Scalise. As your House Majority Leader, I work hand and glove with President Trump and I love the work he and DOGE are doing for our country.

And when I ask you for support, I want to treat you with respect and be transparent about where your money is going.

You are not an ATM. You are a valued member of our MAGA movement. You deserve to be treated that way.

So that's why I’m dropping into your inbox right now:

The Democrat Machine is firing on all cylinders to undermine, stonewall, and sabotage everything President Trump, and DOGE are doing to make our government more efficient and cut waste.

Of course, the DC Swamp can’t have that.

That’s why they’re mobilizing the courts, Deep State operatives, and Congressional Democrats to unleash a coordinated political hatchet job against the Trump Administration.

Democrats are suing him. They’re pushing for partisan investigations. They’re firing off hit piece after hit piece in the press. They’re introducing legislation to block his access. And a top Democrat even floated impeachment against Trump.

Their plan is simple:

1. Attack Trump and DOGE
2. Drag them into court battles
3. Slow them down at every turn
4. Use the press to attack their work
5. Unload millions to win the Midterms
6. Block Trump’s ENTIRE legislative agenda

That’s where House Republicans – and most importantly, YOU – can make a major difference.

Democrats have already pledged 50 million dollars to win the Midterm elections, take control of Congress, and exploit that power to sabotage EVERYTHING President Trump is doing to save the country. That includes the critical work of DOGE.

Cook Political Report just highlighted EIGHT toss-up districts that will determine who wins the House. If Democrats win even a few seats, it’s over. They win the House.

That’s why I’m tapping our entire grassroots movement for help.

If you can afford to do so, I’m imploring you to pitch in a few bucks to save our House Majority – and President Trump’s entire legislative agenda along with it.
PLEASE CONTRIBUTE NOW
Again, I’m NOT pretending this money is going to fund DOGE or anything these other groups are alluding to.

This money will go directly to the most important battleground districts in the country so we can win the Midterms and keep delivering on President Trump’s MAGA agenda.

If you agree this is a noble cause to support, please consider pitching in right now.

God bless you,
– Steve

Irony thy name is Politics Now.

Scalise opens by noting that he realizes that there is a lot of bogus email traffic this season with false claims of being Donnie Fucknuts. But he has already sent a dozen or so notes to "me" whom he says is a Big Donor to the wingnut cause. In fact, my political past includes being a delegate to the Texas State Democratic Convention in 1972, casting my ballot for George McGovern. Since then, I quit the Blue Party because it was too much like Scalise's party