Saturday night snickers

Just something to fill-in between the lines ..

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Humor can relieve some tensions. What is funny to you?

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QMS's picture

The AI used its programmed lines to try to hook the funny man in white garbs.

Do you believe in celibacy? The AI queried the white man.

Pope: Nope. That passage didn't get into the good book.

AI: (fill-in your response) or OK then, let's make it holy.

or whatever you got Wink

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and stumbles into a strange exchange

JB: so how did that USSR thing work out for you?
NB: better than your USA dismantling.

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applied for a line of credit of $10K on a $600K property
to pay-off the high interest credit cards with my local bank

the bank gratuitously sent the credit scores from 3 services
they all listed me as deficient for not having borrowed enough money
still got an average score of 790, which is better than 77%
of the population. So does that mean I failed the test?

Maybe it is a joke? Ha ha.

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a joke! (in three parts)

https://www.ukmto.org/indian-ocean/recent-incidents#report-2A9B9B86F5504...

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@humphrey

to the world. May as well be showing their fat asses. Undergarments are now
being sanctioned in the name of US prosperity. And Russian fish!

US Navy ~

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@humphrey

Operation Genocide Guardian. That’s exactly what it is. Biden would rather a world economic crisis than to tell Bibi to knock it the fck off and start letting supplies into Gaza.
The world has been watching for 75 years as Israel got more evil and did more evil things and now it’s watching the last play as Israel does its final show which is its final solution. Many members of Israel’s government have come right out and said that is their plan.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

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@snoopydawg

Shattering the image of the dominant western sphere (by Russia)
is the biggest fear of the neocons.

Russia has cornered the rats and they’re panicking.

dominance depends on deception, which is why truth is sanctioned

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@QMS

list. I just read Larry Johnson's latest on how Russia fooled the German army and made them follow fake tracks and to believe that they had more troops than they did.

Maybe NATO’s generals should have been reading up on the history of how the USSR defeated Germany instead of doing computer games on how easy it would be for Ukraine to beat Russia. Good grief..just the fact that Russia was next door to Ukraine while NATO’s supplies had to travel thousands of miles. Seems that would have been a no brainer.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

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@snoopydawg

well put
nato = no access to omniscience
bluster in a four letter phrase

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@QMS

These words wouldn’t be so weighty if they weren’t issued from the very maw of the beast itself—the most powerful neocon deepstate ‘shadow elite’ which has run the US MIC for decades, and which therefore speaks on its very behalf. If you read carefully, there’s an almost desperate urgency in their tone—which is extremely telling.

We have no way to vote these psychopaths who actually run the government out. And no matter which party gets to play ceo of the country they will always be there in the shadows running our foreign policies. They’ve been there going back to Bush the lesser, but we trained by the original neocons Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Those who put so much time and energy into which candidate is better for them never think about who is actually running the country that they can’t vote for. Anyone who thinks that Kennedy will clean out the rot are just fooling themselves. But it’s a great distraction while the parasite class buys their candidate whilst laundering billions through donations. Didn’t the last election cost over $2 billion? There is no democracy to save. We are an oligarchy and we have been one for well over a century if not from the beginning.

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There were problems with running a campaign of Joy while committing a genocide? Who could have guessed?

Harris is unburdened of speaking going forward.

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@snoopydawg
if America didn't stop the Houthis Israel would?
Well?................

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

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@earthling1

image is everything when you are a pip-squeak.
the only scary thing about the Zionistas is their lack
of credibility. All unregulated noise and slaughtering innocents
appears to be their claim to fame (plus owning the US).

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@earthling1

Bibi should put his troops where his mouth is and go ahead and attack Yemen while he is already attacking Hezbullah and Syria and wants to attack Iran. Not one American soldier should go fight in Iran and if they get sent there then lots of troops in Syria and Iraq will die.

Israel got America and its poodles to eliminate their enemies, but did you notice that they didn’t send their own people to do any fighting? Kerry admitted that the Saudis paid us to invade Syria. Might have been so they could build a pipeline through the country.

But hey all those wars were good for creating American jobs. My neighbor works at Northrop Gupman… I keep my mouth shut.

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should'a listened to mama
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"We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." ---- William Casey, CIA Director, 1981

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@on the cusp

thanks for the humorous tune

disclosure: I hate squirrels

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