Science Claus -- Santa's Nerdy Brother
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Having spent most of the last six months bored to death and with nothing better to do with my time than surf the net, I have noticed direct quotes to Science, or most often, science, by the ton load. Science is the guy who is supposed to be calling all the shots in the effort to save lives, but tragically isn’t. If only he had been heeded, tens of thousands of people would not have died.
I see all these quotes, but I never see a pic of him. You never see a photo of his famously gregarious brother either, but Santa's imagined likeness becomes ubiquitous every Christmas season. In sharp contrast, no one knows what Science looks like, or even if he is a he.
For undisclosed reasons, Science only speaks through second party proxies. By unexplained means, Science chooses mouthpieces who then relate the correct assessment of the virus and what to do about it.
Unfortunately there are treacherous assholes who, for their own nefarious purposes, falsely claim to be the vehicle for delivering the message of Science. This causes a lot of confusion and discord and underscores the need for all false Science’s words to be stamped out to save lives.
The managers of most mass communications are in the process of eradicating all incorrect material from their services. Better late than never.
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If only we could just put Science Claus into the position of Global Health Dictator, countless lives would be saved. Who among us dares to oppose this quintessentially logical proposal?
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Yeah, we would have to get him to show his face for this to work, but we can hash out the details on that later. Let’s just all agree that the only way for us to proceed is to follow the dictates of Science.
What could be more reasonable?
The above was satire, in case you happen to speak for science.
Comments
The nature of science...
as a process is poorly understood. People think it is a body of knowledge...no it is the way, the method, by which we come to understandings.
It is an evidence based process which is the weak link in these times of opinion being equated with evidence.
The capture of science by corporations has been on many different levels. Scientists can be hired to promote whatever point of view you want to espouse. They control the research by funding the research. Consider climate or tobacco for example, fossil fuel and the tobacco industry simply lie and call it science.
So don't blame science, blame the corporate capture. My 2 cents.
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
I don't blame science
Your response confirms the point I was making.
Before there were corporations, there were patrons and science has always been subject to political influence -- pretty much an inherent feature of the search for knowledge and technological advance.
It is not the "fault" of science -- which is not a single thing -- that all human beings, even "peers" who "review" each others' assertions, are human beings and fallible.
Science has a great track record for helping human beings live longer and more comfortably by manipulating the natural "resource" of our planetary environment. Science may or may not lead us out of the unintended consequences of transforming the earth to suit our collective fancy. Either way, Science, is not a self starter. It pursues the ends as dictated by whoever is signing the check. And it never speaks in a single voice.
Except on internet polemics.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
You made me think of this quote.
- George Steiner, 1978 "From Creation to Chaos" (B. Dixon, Ed) Basil Blackwell Ltd, 1989
science, truth and reality
The Pandemic Comes for the President Donald Trump has the coronavirus. Let’s learn from that.
The divide in our country is enormous. From the article
Look at the major problem facing humanity. Why doesn't reality, the truth and scientific facts win the debate and launch politics into the quest to deal with climate change?
This comment is about science. There is a small discipline STS, Science Technology Studies that has shown how science constructs facts with intuitions, devices, people, funding etc. One of the founders of STS in a 1999 book begins with someone asking him "do you believe in reality?"
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he points out how totally strange it is to ask the question about belief in reality
Surprise: this question has been around since 1600's
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and then in the 1700's with Kant
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This is part of the larger legacy of The Enlightenment which shapes our world. Ecology language is in the same frame as the now dominant player, Nature 2, the economy. To deal intellectually with the issues facing humanity and the earth, one has to go beyond the settlement of the Benightment which did OK as long as colonization worked and resources extracted and the Earth was silent. Now the earth has become the major political agent.
Here is the reference for the quotations above from Bruno Latour
“Do you believe in reality?” —news from the trenches of the Science Wars Bruno Latour Foreword of Pandora’s Hope
There has been 20 years work beyond this book.
Psychology is a soft science, no hard data required
A long time ago in a land far far away, I asked with deep dread on my dailykos account: "WTF is an Industrial Psychologist?", because during the Obomber years it was one of the fastest growing careers listed on the BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) site. The reply was a big yawn of course. Crickets.
https://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes193032.htm
Thanks Obama
Industries with the highest levels of employment in this occupation:
Industries with the highest concentration of employment in this occupation:
Top paying industries for this occupation:
Top paying metropolitan areas for this occupation:
Swamp! Ha ha. I guess dot mil hires them to go on the tube a lot, public private. Why is California listed a top state? Gigs, I guess.
good luck
Principles of Psychology?
Freudian? Jungian? Skinnerian? Existentialist? Timothy Leary Inspired?
Thank you for a very fascinating post. Of course, I had never heard of an Industrial Psychologist before now. But I had seen examples of the role ridiculed in countless movies and TV shows, most memorable being a day-player part for Don Knotts in No Time For Sergeants.
I also remember Bob Newhart, in his first TV series as a psychologist, getting professional burnout as an independent therapist and takes a job working as the Company Psychologist for an insurance company. (Company motto: "We gotta insure these guys.")
He seeks advice from Keenan Wynn, who played his college professor and mentor. Unfortunately Wynn had his own crisis of confidence in psychology. "It's all a crock."
The scriptwriters take Keenan's side.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.
shrink or a bartender?
Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO, I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."
"How much do you charge?" I asked. "'Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor. "'I'll think about it," I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.
I said "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!"
"Is that so!?!" With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
I said "He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!"
SO, FORGET THE SHRINKS..HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
Bojack Horseman
I totally get all your TV references, right on. The Sopranos was a good one, I saw the reruns after it finished. whew
This used to resonate more, still makes me laugh a little:
The Philosophy of BOJACK HORSEMAN – Wisecrack Edition
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Cheers
Science R Us
Don't come to this board unless you know science. Correct science. The one and only true science, uncontaminated by political influence.
It has been fun.
I cried when I wrote this song. Sue me if I play too long.