Science Claus -- Santa's Nerdy Brother

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Having spent most of the last six months bored to death and with nothing better to do with my time than surf the net, I have noticed direct quotes to Science, or most often, science, by the ton load. Science is the guy who is supposed to be calling all the shots in the effort to save lives, but tragically isn’t. If only he had been heeded, tens of thousands of people would not have died.

I see all these quotes, but I never see a pic of him. You never see a photo of his famously gregarious brother either, but Santa's imagined likeness becomes ubiquitous every Christmas season. In sharp contrast, no one knows what Science looks like, or even if he is a he.

For undisclosed reasons, Science only speaks through second party proxies. By unexplained means, Science chooses mouthpieces who then relate the correct assessment of the virus and what to do about it.

Unfortunately there are treacherous assholes who, for their own nefarious purposes, falsely claim to be the vehicle for delivering the message of Science. This causes a lot of confusion and discord and underscores the need for all false Science’s words to be stamped out to save lives.
The managers of most mass communications are in the process of eradicating all incorrect material from their services. Better late than never.

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If only we could just put Science Claus into the position of Global Health Dictator, countless lives would be saved. Who among us dares to oppose this quintessentially logical proposal?

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Yeah, we would have to get him to show his face for this to work, but we can hash out the details on that later. Let’s just all agree that the only way for us to proceed is to follow the dictates of Science.

What could be more reasonable?

The above was satire, in case you happen to speak for science.

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Lookout's picture

as a process is poorly understood. People think it is a body of knowledge...no it is the way, the method, by which we come to understandings.

It is an evidence based process which is the weak link in these times of opinion being equated with evidence.

The capture of science by corporations has been on many different levels. Scientists can be hired to promote whatever point of view you want to espouse. They control the research by funding the research. Consider climate or tobacco for example, fossil fuel and the tobacco industry simply lie and call it science.

So don't blame science, blame the corporate capture. My 2 cents.

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

@Lookout .

Your response confirms the point I was making.

Before there were corporations, there were patrons and science has always been subject to political influence -- pretty much an inherent feature of the search for knowledge and technological advance.

It is not the "fault" of science -- which is not a single thing -- that all human beings, even "peers" who "review" each others' assertions, are human beings and fallible.

Science has a great track record for helping human beings live longer and more comfortably by manipulating the natural "resource" of our planetary environment. Science may or may not lead us out of the unintended consequences of transforming the earth to suit our collective fancy. Either way, Science, is not a self starter. It pursues the ends as dictated by whoever is signing the check. And it never speaks in a single voice.

Except on internet polemics.

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"The search for truth is predatory. It is a literal hunt, a conquest. There is that exemplary instant in Book IV of The Republic, when Socrates and his companions in discourse corner an abstract truth. They halloo, like hunters who have unearthed and run down their quarry.... [even if enjoined from the scientific quest,] somewhere at some moment, a man alone, a group of men addicted to the drug of absolute thought, will be seeking to create organic tissue, to determine the nature of heredity, to produce the cloudchamber full of
quarks. Not for renown, not for the benefit of the human species, not in the name of social justice or profit, but because of a drive stronger than love, stronger than even hatred, which is to be interested in something. For its own enigmatic sake. Because it is there."

- George Steiner, 1978 "From Creation to Chaos" (B. Dixon, Ed) Basil Blackwell Ltd, 1989

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@CS in AZ @CS in AZ @CS in AZ An article today in NY times

The Pandemic Comes for the President Donald Trump has the coronavirus. Let’s learn from that.

The divide in our country is enormous. From the article


But reality is reality. Truth is truth. Science is science, and it alerted all of us — including the president — to the danger of the coronavirus, how it spreads and what we can and should do to protect ourselves and others. There’s no getting around those facts.

Look at the major problem facing humanity. Why doesn't reality, the truth and scientific facts win the debate and launch politics into the quest to deal with climate change?

This comment is about science. There is a small discipline STS, Science Technology Studies that has shown how science constructs facts with intuitions, devices, people, funding etc. One of the founders of STS in a 1999 book begins with someone asking him "do you believe in reality?"

“I have a question for you,” he said, taking out of his pocket a crumpled
piece of paper on which he had scribbled a few key words. He took in his breath:
“Do you believe in reality?”—“But of course!” I laughed, “what a question! Is
reality something we have to believe in?” He had asked me for a private
discussion in a place I found as bizarre as the question: by the lake near the
chalet, in this strange imitation of a Swiss resort placed in the tropical mountains
of Teresopolis, in Brazil. “Has reality really become something people have to
believe in,” I thought to myself, “the answer to a serious question raised in a
hushed and embarassed tone? Is reality something like God, the topic for a
confession reached after a long and intimate discussion? Are there people on
earth who don’t believe in reality?”

When I noticed he was relieved by my quick and laughing answer, I was
even more baffled, since his relief proved clearly enough that he had anticipated
a negative reply, something like: “Of course not, do you believe me to be so
naive?”. Then this was not a joke; he really was concerned and his query had
been put in earnest. .....

later

I could not get over the strangeness of the question posed by this man I
considered as a colleague, yes, a colleague, and who has since become a good
friend. If science studies have collectively achieved something, I thought, it must
be that they have added reality to science, surely not withdrawn any from it.
Instead of the stuffed scientists hanging on the walls of the armchair philosophers
of science of the past, we have portrayed lively characters, immersed in their
laboratories, full of passion, loaded with instruments, steeped in know-how,
connected through many vessels to a larger and more vibrant milieu. Instead of
the pale and bloodless objectivity of science, we have all shown, it seemed to me,
that the many non-humans mixed into our collective life through laboratory
practice have a history, flexibility, culture, blood, in short, all the characteristics
that were denied to them by the humanists, on the other side of campus. Indeed,
I naively thought, if scientists have a faithful ally, it is us, the “science students”
who have managed over the years to interest scores of literary folks in science
and technology, readers who were convinced, until science studies came along,
that........ “

he points out how totally strange it is to ask the question about belief in reality

There is no natural situation on earth in which someone could be asked this
strangest of all questions: “Do you believe in reality?” One has to become so
distant from reality that the threat of entirely losing it becomes plausible, and this
fear itself has an intellectual history that should at least be sketched. Without this
detour we will never be able to fathom the extent of the misunderstanding
between me and my colleague, or to measure up the extraordinary form of
radical realism that science studies has been unearthing.

Surprise: this question has been around since 1600's

I remembered that my friend’s question was not so new. My compatriot
Descartes had raised it against himself when asking how could an isolated mind
be absolutely and not relatively sure of anything about the outside world. Of
course, his question was framed in such a way that it was already impossible to
answer it with the only reasonable answer which we, in science studies, have
slowly rediscovered three centuries later: that we are relatively sure of many of
the things with which we are daily engaged through the practice of our
laboratories. By Descartes’ time, this sturdy relativism*1, based on the number of
relations established with the world, was already something of the past, a once viable embranchment now lost in a thicket of brambles. He was asking for
absolute certainty from a brain-in-a-vat that was not needed when the brain (or
the mind) was firmly attached to its body and the body solidly entangled in its
normal ecology

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and then in the 1700's with Kant

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This is part of the larger legacy of The Enlightenment which shapes our world. Ecology language is in the same frame as the now dominant player, Nature 2, the economy. To deal intellectually with the issues facing humanity and the earth, one has to go beyond the settlement of the Benightment which did OK as long as colonization worked and resources extracted and the Earth was silent. Now the earth has become the major political agent.

Here is the reference for the quotations above from Bruno Latour

“Do you believe in reality?” —news from the trenches of the Science Wars Bruno Latour Foreword of Pandora’s Hope

There has been 20 years work beyond this book.

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A long time ago in a land far far away, I asked with deep dread on my dailykos account: "WTF is an Industrial Psychologist?", because during the Obomber years it was one of the fastest growing careers listed on the BLS (Bureau of Labor Statistics) site. The reply was a big yawn of course. Crickets.

https://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes193032.htm

19-3032 Industrial-Organizational Psychologists

Apply principles of psychology to human resources, administration, management, sales, and marketing problems. Activities may include policy planning; employee testing and selection, training, and development; and organizational development and analysis. May work with management to organize the work setting to improve worker productivity.

Thanks Obama

Industries with the highest levels of employment in this occupation:

1. Scientific Research and Development Services
2. Management, Scientific, and Technical Consulting Services
3. State Government, excluding schools and hospitals (OES Designation)
4. Management of Companies and Enterprises

Industries with the highest concentration of employment in this occupation:

1. Scientific Research and Development Services
...

Top paying industries for this occupation:

1. Scientific Research and Development Services
...

Top paying metropolitan areas for this occupation:

Washington-Arlington-Alexandria, DC-VA-MD-WV

Swamp! Ha ha. I guess dot mil hires them to go on the tube a lot, public private. Why is California listed a top state? Gigs, I guess.

Estimates for detailed occupations do not sum to the totals because the totals include occupations not shown separately. Estimates do not include self-employed workers.

good luck

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Freudian? Jungian? Skinnerian? Existentialist? Timothy Leary Inspired?

Thank you for a very fascinating post. Of course, I had never heard of an Industrial Psychologist before now. But I had seen examples of the role ridiculed in countless movies and TV shows, most memorable being a day-player part for Don Knotts in No Time For Sergeants.

I also remember Bob Newhart, in his first TV series as a psychologist, getting professional burnout as an independent therapist and takes a job working as the Company Psychologist for an insurance company. (Company motto: "We gotta insure these guys.")

He seeks advice from Keenan Wynn, who played his college professor and mentor. Unfortunately Wynn had his own crisis of confidence in psychology. "It's all a crock."

The scriptwriters take Keenan's side.

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@eyo @fire with fire

Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO, I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.  I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears."

"How much do you charge?" I asked.  "'Eighty dollars per visit," replied the doctor.  "'I'll think about it," I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?" he asked.

I said "Well, eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money!  A bartender cured me for $10.  I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new pickup!"

"Is that so!?!"  With a bit of an attitude he said, "and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"

I said "He told me to cut the legs off the bed!  Ain't nobody under there now!"
SO, FORGET THE SHRINKS..HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”

@fire with fire maybe Socrates? Heh. I am definitely not into Sisyphus. You can see my shadow in that post about organizational psychologists (waves hi to Carl Jung). I've had enough psychotherapy to last forever and another day, thanks. Sartre for the win! But don't tell the youth, they still need to push boulders and get rolled over or what? I don't know.

I totally get all your TV references, right on. The Sopranos was a good one, I saw the reruns after it finished. whew
This used to resonate more, still makes me laugh a little:

The Philosophy of BOJACK HORSEMAN – Wisecrack Edition
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rORIDYHOFTQ width:500]

Cheers

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Don't come to this board unless you know science. Correct science. The one and only true science, uncontaminated by political influence.

It has been fun.

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