Overnight Caption Contest (XXVIII)

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I wonder if we could get her to volunteer to put up yard signs"

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Pluto's Republic's picture

@wouldsman

"My eyes are up here, bub."

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Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.

— Martin Luther King

janis b's picture

@Pluto's Republic

I think he's actually trying to read what she's written on her front.

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Daenerys's picture

'They're calling us brownshirts; how about NO shirts?'

(boo hiss)

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This shit is bananas.

Centaurea's picture

@Daenerys
ROFL

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

Bollox Ref's picture

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Raggedy Ann's picture

Pleasantry

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"The secret of change is to focus all your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new." Socrates (469-399 BC)

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

janis b's picture

It's Bernie Bras, now!

Yes, I see she's bra-less, but it still is apropos, don't you think : ).

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wendy davis's picture

@janis b

'Bern yer bras now!'

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Pricknick's picture

refill little blue pill."
Not saying that he needs it but they say that most who use it don't.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Shahryar's picture

"we're talking t-shirts, sweaters, hoodies"

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Shahryar

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

ovals49's picture

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“Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.”
Albert Einstein

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

@ovals49

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

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janis b's picture

in the midst of all the gravity.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

Who's the Rock star now?

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

WoodsDweller's picture

@Not Henry Kissinger
Jagger is only two years younger than Bernie.

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett

boriscleto's picture

@WoodsDweller Is 2 months older than Bernie.

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" In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally considered to have been a bad move. -- Douglas Adams, The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy "

joe shikspack's picture

now shut up while i sing, "i heard it through the bo-vine."

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@joe shikspack

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

wendy davis's picture

on her...her...wall.'

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dystopian's picture

thanks for the mammaries!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

WoodsDweller's picture

our campaign store has a wide variety of T-shirts at reasonable prices. Go to berniesanders.com"

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"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@WoodsDweller

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

edg's picture

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Song of the lark's picture

I can agree with.

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Not Henry Kissinger's picture

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Situational Lefty's picture

the MeToo movement.

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The United States of America is the birthplace of Martin Luther King Jr., Harriet Tubman, Cesar Chavez and Emma Lazarus.

@Situational Lefty (Guess I'll slap myself now).

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mimi's picture

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Please donate to C99p so that the site can survive.

Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@mimi

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

I have nothing to hide! By the way, we all need a little support at times!

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Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal's picture

@Snode

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Actually, the issue at stake is patriotism. You must return to your world and put an end to the Commies. All it takes are a few good men.
--Q

Exit polls not involving George W. Bush or Hillary Clinton tend to be quite accurate.
--Doug Hatlem

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