Overnight Caption Contest (XXVII)

Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 6:06pm

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#HillaryClinton #michaelbloomberg #watchyourbackmike #occ
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Submitted by Pricknick on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 6:52pm
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of noise cancelling headphones.

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Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.

Submitted by Bollox Ref on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 7:02pm
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The villains from the latest Bond film compare notes........

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Gëzuar!!
from a reasonably stable genius.

Submitted by konondrum on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 7:19pm

But I think Bill would like to help set the mood

clin3.jpg

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Submitted by mimi on Sun, 02/16/2020 - 12:26am
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@konondrum

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https://www.euronews.com/live

Submitted by konondrum on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 7:22pm

I don't look like an elf do I?

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Submitted by snoopydawg on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 7:26pm
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@konondrum

No idea what that was.

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Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:24pm
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@konondrum

I think you underestimate yourself ; ).

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Submitted by konondrum on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 9:07pm

@janis b I couldn't think of anything, so I did that quick photoshop. And then immediately after inspiration struck.

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Submitted by janis b on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 9:20pm
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@konondrum

just like a good comedian.

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Submitted by Lily O Lady on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 7:50pm
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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Submitted by Not Henry Kissinger on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:00pm
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I promise no massacres.

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The current working assumption appears to be that our Shroedinger's Cat system is still alive. But what if we all suspect it's not, and the real problem is we just can't bring ourselves to open the box?

Submitted by Marie on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:35pm

@Not Henry Kissinger
I'll dump Bill in a nanosecond for you.

You got to where my mind went but couldn't pull it together.

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Submitted by edg on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:02pm
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Submitted by janis b on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:21pm
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[video:https://youtu.be/1IM3weosOTY]

Maybe that’s their real relationship, two icebergs glued together.

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Submitted by lotlizard on Sun, 02/16/2020 - 1:07pm
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@janis b  

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Submitted by GreatLakeSailor on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:22pm
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ipecac

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Compensated Spokes Model for Big Poor.

Submitted by thanatokephaloides on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 10:43pm
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@GreatLakeSailor


source

Wink

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Submitted by janis b on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 11:04pm
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@thanatokephaloides

I had no idea.

"It was originally named Dolophine, in honor of Adolf Hitler."

Thanks than ...

[video:https://youtu.be/W_oaNOUmrQ0]

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Submitted by thanatokephaloides on Sun, 02/16/2020 - 12:00pm
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@janis b

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

Submitted by Centaurea on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 8:48pm
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"Pretty please?"

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"Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep ... Don't go back to sleep."
~Rumi

"If you want revolution, be it."
~Caitlin Johnstone

Submitted by snoopydawg on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 10:05pm
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@Centaurea

This is just what is happening isn't it? I'm seeing more people coming out to endorse him after he bought them off.

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Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.

Submitted by pro left on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 9:09pm

I will definitely Get it Done.

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Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 9:33pm
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of being your VP!

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"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11

Submitted by dystopian on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 10:23pm
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I can't stand to listen to her myself, but I think she'd make a great vice president for you!

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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.
Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.
both - Albert Einstein

Submitted by RantingRooster on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 10:32pm
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I'm pregnant...

Mike, you can stop and frisk me anytime...

Please, dear god, let her be just a figment of my imagination...

Why hasn't security taken this bag lady out of here...

radio crackle.. Mr. Bloomberg, this is security control, Mrs. Clinton wants to know if you would like to dine with her and Bill tonight, with out Bill.. radio crackle...

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C99, my refuge from an insane world. #ForceTheVote

Submitted by vtcc73 on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 11:23pm
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Oh fuck! No wonder, she’s standing right there! Please! Someone jam ice picks in my ears!”

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"Ah, but I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now..."

Submitted by MrWebster on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 11:25pm

or

Mikey, in about an hour the piranha head I put in your underwear will come alive.
Regards your VP soon to be POTUS

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Submitted by Deja on Sat, 02/15/2020 - 11:48pm
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Bye Felicia Mike!

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Submitted by Dalum Woulu on Sun, 02/16/2020 - 2:09am

part of Darth Maul saying something about "At last we can reveal ourselves"

(in Star Wars Episode 1 the Phantom Menace)

(Fitting those two being like Sith Infiltraitors)

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Submitted by Bob In Portland on Mon, 02/17/2020 - 9:57am
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"Let's have a snowball fight, Mike. Underhanded."

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