Alpha's Alaska-Washington-Hawaii Primary watchers thread.
Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 11:43am
Hi guys!
I missed the last couple primaries on here due to a combo of personal and a family members health issues so I figured I would check and see if someone had already jumped in to fill the void while I was gone. 
If not, we can do it again tonight on this thread or if someone is doing a better one just let me know and I will jump in!
Regardless of local, I look forward to watching the returns with you tonight! (Although I don't know if I will make it through to Hawaii being EST, lol!)
See you soon my C99P Peeps!
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I could go on KOS and right a Diary about how pathetic it is
that Sanders only won by 72.7% and not the 73 I was pining for I suppose.
Think that would be humble enough to avoid being buried in flags?
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Please
don't waste your time.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Probably sage advice you just gave, lol!
I actually have avoided writing much of anything there lately, don't want to give him any content if I can help it unless it really suits me.
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A Study in Contrasts
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DXDU48RHLU]
The unconscionably ugly part is the laugh at the end. Reeks of psychopath.
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I know! Right? That really kinda creeped me out, and for the
record, I literally spent 13 years interacting daily with murders, child molesters and some of the most viscous gang bangers you could imagine, and even in them I seldom saw levels of actual giddiness over killing.
If she had an R next to her name our party would be reviling her for all the same reasons we do. But Membership has it's privileges as they say.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Latest unofficial HI update: Sanders leads 69.63% with 57.89% in
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Every district in Alaska
and every county in Washington.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Lets shoot for Every county in Hawaii too!
Now that would indeed be grand. I would have to go outside and do a naked drunken happy dance. Well, I would if I didn't care about the environment so much.
All the poor blinded animals would be a blight on my soul.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Latest unofficial HI update: Sanders @ 69.49% w/140 precincts
reporting
Unofficially of course.
Did I mention it was unofficial?
Oh wait, Damn I really gotta stop with all the disclaimers, Too much time at the GOS has impacted me.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Perhaps best you not indulge yourself in this case.
The Geneva Conventions, and not many people know this, have a little-known subsection entitled Cosmos Abuse--Crimes That Transcend Humanity.
You could be in a heap of shit, bro.
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LoL! Either I am buzzed or that was REALLY funny!
Or possibly both?
Yeah, Let's go with both, this way everyone wins.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Well, Sanders one EVERY district in Ak by 70% and WA by 60%
or more.
Lets see how the Media spins that to suit the narrative tomorrow.
Or, I guess they could just do like tonight and do reruns about Jeebus!
They seem to be more comfortable with Fantasy over Reality, so it could very well be the latter.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Latest unofficial HI update: Another Precinct another increase
for Sanders.
It's a small one, but with 106 precincts still to go every small one adds up.
Currently at 69.5% with 141 out of 247 precincts unofficially reporting.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
#MediaBlackout starting to Trend on twitter! See if you can help
it along.
Lets call these media punks out for their shenanigans. There is REAL news and history being made and they are twiddling their thumbs?
Hmmm, I wonder why...
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
They don't give a shit
as they know who butters their toast and the 1% own the flatulent cows.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Before I pass out
I wanted to give a big thanks to you Alpha. It take more than a little fortitude to see our dreams being realized.
I'm going to stay until the first official counts are posted. Then I may just make it an all nighter just for fun. It's been a whole month since I've seen the sun come up twice without a nap.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
I think I might be right there with you buddy!
The cocktails are going down smooth, the spirit is high and the Bern is stoked.
I think I may have to stick it out to the results are in. I don't think I could sleep with a handful of Klonopin right now.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Another unofficial HI Update: 142 Counties reporting
Sanders lead had a small decrease to 69.36% to Hillary's 30.64% with 57.49% in.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
143 Precincts in Hawaii unofficially reporting:
Sanders at 69.4% to Hillary's 30.6% with 57.89% in...
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Arg! Tis the Rum for Pirates!
You're making me thirsty.
Pirat XO Reserve, neat, for this ne'er-do-well.
Mom-of-AB's maiden name was the same as a dastardly Frenchie who made quite a name for himself plying the briny blue in the Caribbean during the 17th century. It was spoken of as fact that he was a privateer, not a pirate, please.
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Believe it or not, my current favorite Spiced Rum is from Costco
They have an amazing one, in a great solid corked decanter with a TON of character for a silly cheap price!
When I can find it they have a pretty amazing Scotch for around $35 a bottle that is better than some of the stuff I have had at 3 times the price.
The also have an amazing Vodka that is cleaner than Grey Goose or most of the other "Top Shelf" ones for like $18 for a 1.75L bottle.
Costco is such a great company with solid products that treats their employee's well so I love pimping their stuff.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
I'll alert Mrs.AB next time we go there.
Closest one's in NJ, next door to Pennsyltucky where AB & brood abide.
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Jersey was the first place I found their Rum, The scotch I
Started buying back when I lived in the Reno area.
Was way easier to get both there and NJ than down here in Florida. 3 years now and EVERY time I get to Costco they are sold out of the Scotch. It's so good it just doesn't sit on the shelf long down here compared to when I lived in NV or NJ for some reason. I even offered to bribe the clerk to put aside a case for me but no joy. Damn ethical people....
Next time I go home if they have it I am buying a case and just shipping it down here.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Does this mean
Harridan Rodham Clinton still gets some delegates?
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/harridan
harridan noun [C] uk /ˈhær.ɪ.dən/ us /ˈher.ə.dən/ old-fashioned disapproving
› an unpleasant woman, especially an older one, who is often angry and often tells other people what to do
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Yes, unless she is non-viable in a precinct they are awarded
proportionately.
She came real close to that in Ak tonight, REALLY CLOSE....
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Now hearing
that official results wont be in until after 3am eastern.
Aint democracy great!
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seems like She didn't have
a 50 state goon squad strategy. Yea!!!!!
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Latest unofficial HI update: Sanders @ 69.42% w/148 precincts in
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Ugggh! Come on Hawaii! How drunk are you gonna let me get
waiting for these results?
I made a personal commitment to not sleep or stop drinking till I have some Hawaii results.
That may have been a miscalculation on my part, lol!
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
I hear you
I think I may have overdone it on the Indica side.
That and the fact that my dog just gave me the evil eye.
I'm done at 3:30.
Best to you and yours.
Regardless of the path in life I chose, I realize it's always forward, never straight.
Two thimbles of rum and...
I'm ready to vanquish insomnia. And it's taking twice as long to type for all the typos. Perhaps rooting around for the bowl and some crumbs would energize this old cultural warrior. Hmmm...
brb...
[edit: corrected typos attributed to inebriation]
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Don't bother, Inebriation typos are not just expected in my
essays, they are practically required and are good for at least bonus chuckle points.
Double bonus if you got a little of the Ganja causing problems too, lol!
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Strange jump in the spreadsheet.
Now it says 80.89 to Bernie with 153 precincts reporting!
I counsel taking a fairly large grain of salt when consuming this information.
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
Now it's back to 69.4% at 148
Weird.
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
Could have just been someone misentered some data
and then quickly corrected it?
It's just us "Citizen Journalists" doing the work since all the "Pros" decided to call it a night since nothing news worthy was occurring.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Yeah, that's what I thought.
I was kinda hoping that the errors were made early on, and they had been corrected to 81%. That would have been awesome!
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
Hahaha! How long till Hillary & DWS try this??
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Obvious photoshop.
There's too many people in the background to be a real Hillary event.
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
LoL! You made me laugh out loud!
Too funny!
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
The guardian site
is showing Hawaii as 87.8% reporting and 70.6 Bernie to 29.2 Hillary.
Lost the ability to reply without nesting the comment.
Ever heard of a Geezers' Speedball?
Ganga and nitro.
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LoL! We used to call the DerDers... (You'll only understand if
you did them.
)
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Nice catch. n/t
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
Woohoo! I was just getting ready to post that!
Statewide results
216/246 precincts (87.8%) reporting
Bernie Sanders
22,661
70.6%
Hillary Clinton
9,377
29.2%
32,096 total votes
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
First offical results from Hawaii put Bernie up at 70.6%!
Let me be the first to say, "Holy Shit!!!"
I had hoped for those kind of numbers after the earlier races but was still mentally hedging my bets!
Statewide results
216/246 precincts (87.8%) reporting
Bernie Sanders
22,661
70.6%
Hillary Clinton
9,377
29.2%
32,096 total votes
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Nice work, Alpha!
This is the perfect news to send me off to peaceful slumbers.
Thanks for all of your efforts!
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
Well so far it looks like our unofficial forecasts from our
fellow citizen journalists were pretty spot on!
Way to go to all those that helped compile that information tonight! Amazing job!
We don't need no stinking media...
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Less than 1% off.
That's amazing! The error in Alaska was about 3%, which is pretty amazing in itself. They missed Washington by 8%, but that's still pretty good for self-reporting.
If you plant ice, you're gonna harvest wind. -R. Hunter/J. Garcia
Yeah, it really was impressive.
I am so proud of the work all our fellow citizens have done to keep us all informed in the face of the #MediaBlackout.
Seriously, much love to all of those that shared information and added to the unofficial spreadsheet, it was truly an amazing feat considering the accuracy and quality in the face of a total lack of "official" information.
No wonder this whole "intertubes" thing has the PTB in such a tizzy.
The fact that we can inform ourselves quite accurately without them has to have them in a bit of a panic.
Nobody likes to feel unneeded or irrelevant, and the MSM is rapidly proving they are both!
Man, today is a good day to feel the Bern. I am gonna go to sleep with happy tears in the corner of my eyes when I finally manage to wind down enough to do so.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
What an awesome evening! It's almost 4:20...
may as well stay up for a "Victory Bowl"!
Ahhh, who am I kidding, I am so pumped now I will probably be watching the sun rise and greeting my wife with breakfast when she gets home from work.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Just had to share this one here, it's just so appropriate!
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
By all means, Al, don't go away, I'm writing a story.
The first of the Storytime with AB series.
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Link it here! I cant wait to read it! :)
I am so pumped right now I feel like I may never sleep again!
Feeling the Bern has me more charged up than any line of Coke I did back in my days of youthful experimentation!
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
What an awesome day to be a Berner!
I'd stay up and celebrate with you guys, but I have work tomorrow. Boo.
This shit is bananas.
Yo, can you guys help me?
This is easily going to 5K words and I can't find the "Save as Draft" feature.
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Hmmm. not sure. Try cutting and pasting it into notepad?
or word? I tend to write my longer pieces there simply because of the auto backup feature and editing ease and then just copy/paste it into the piece I am submitting.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
That's what I'll do
It's feeling like crash-and-burn time. For some odd reason I don't have the stamina of yesteryear.
Speaking of which...
Nytol!
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Yea! Right below the Main eyeball-grabber.
FULL RESULTS: Sanders Sweeps Washington, Alaska And Hawaii
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Prediction.
Upchuck on Me Depressed will minimize the Berning bush.
Premonition
I think I may repeat myself.
Predilection.
What ever did I done do here?
Prediction.
Upchuck on Me Depressed will minimize the Berning bush.
Prediction.
Upchuck on Me Depressed will minimize the Berning bush.
Echo... Echo... Echo... ;)
LoL, I had that happen to me before but not that many times.
I can't sleep so I am semi Trolling GOS...
Not being a full on dick.. I got a Semi at best.
"I used to vote Republican & Democrat, I also used to shit my pants. Eventually I got smart enough to stop doing both things." -Me
Wish I knew how to dele and stet here.
That didn't work
You can delete the content of the message but I can't see where to delete the whole message.
To thine own self be true.
Go into "My Account" at the top
Then hit "My Content" and you can delete everything there
To thine own self be true.
Ah, so. I. C.
Now, if only we copuld get
Now, if only we copuld get the final totals for delegates counted for Bernie from Washington, by my calculations it drops Clinto to a 220delegtate lead from her once "mighty" and "Untouchable" 319!
So long, and thanks for all the fish
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