Alpha's Alaska-Washington-Hawaii Primary watchers thread.

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 11:43am

Hi guys!

I missed the last couple primaries on here due to a combo of personal and a family members health issues so I figured I would check and see if someone had already jumped in to fill the void while I was gone.

If not, we can do it again tonight on this thread or if someone is doing a better one just let me know and I will jump in!

Regardless of local, I look forward to watching the returns with you tonight! (Although I don't know if I will make it through to Hawaii being EST, lol!)

See you soon my C99P Peeps!

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#Democratic Primary Results

#2016 Election #BernieSanders Hillary Clinton

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Submitted by kharma on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 11:50am

A little birdy told me Bernie's going to set records today :)

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:36pm

I just made a little meme for that.. :)

Wish I could have gotten them both onto one line each at the top and the bottom, but it was a rush job.

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Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:46pm

That look on his face

pulls every heart string in me.

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Submitted by bluezen on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:57pm

a minor point, but i thought you might want to know that

"delegate" is misspelled.

loved the comment

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:03pm

Oh sonofabitch!

lol! That's what happens when I rush stuff.

I will do a new one later.

Grabbed the screen shot using Jing.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:37pm

Fixed it. :)

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Submitted by Martha Pearce-Smith on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:54pm

Shared on Face Book! ;-) n/t

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Submitted by Daenerys on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:50pm

Try ROFLBOT

http://wigflip.com/roflbot/
You can size the text to your liking.

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This shit is bananas.

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:56pm

Thanks! I will check that one out!

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Submitted by Deja on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:25pm

Just stole this from TOS

Submitted by GreyWolf on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:42pm

I like the cartoon and the theft

Submitted by ValleyForger on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:01pm

Thanks for sharing it here.

I appreciate quality items being posted here because I decamped from TOS on 3/14 and I will never go back there.

Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:47pm

That is hilarious!!!

I cried with laughter!

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Submitted by lotlizard on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:32pm

Paging ericlewis0 … could anything be more made for Animal Nuz?

I hope ericlewis0 finds a way to have Animal Nuz do something with this heaven-sent opportunity, even if he is in the Clinton camp.

Submitted by detroitmechworks on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:36pm

I sometimes get the feeling

that he is toeing the line because he remembered what happened to Ted Rall.

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Submitted by PastorAgnostic on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:36pm

Should I wait for the CD?

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 11:56am

We are not the most politically correct family when it comes to

language.

For example, I was watching it with my wife and she looked over at me and saw that I actually was getting happy tears from that video and just goes, "Fag..." but with a smile.

She seems to say that a lot to me lately, I guess Sanders really does touch a nerve with me.

(Oh, for the record, neither of us are remotely homophobic, I have actually performed a gay marriage and she spent the night with some of her friends at a gay bar Thursday, lol!)

Jesus, after typing that disclaimer I just realized that it probably wasn't even necessary as I ain't at the GOS anymore and don't have to fear a bunch of assholes pouncing on me for every perceived slight.

Free at last, free at last! lol!

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Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:32pm

i find your comment to be insensitive to

the feelings and concerns of assholes at dailyKos.

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Submitted by detroitmechworks on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:40pm

I find your insensitivity to the insensiveness

of those that are insensitive to being insensitive to be itself insensitive.

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE]

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:46pm

LoL you guys crack me up..

So nice being someplace where people actually have a sense of humor, or at least don't shit on ya for "Not getting it."

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Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:50pm

I used to live in a section of Madison that was

nicknamed "Dyke Heights". The dykes were the ones who nicknamed it that. You couldn't swing a cat without hitting a happy lesbian couple -- but heaven help you if you did!

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Submitted by detroitmechworks on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:48pm

I love lesbians.

They get the rejection right out of the way at the start so you can have an actual friendship.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:58pm

Most of the lesbians that I have been particularly close with

were usually significantly older than me, so that was never an issue to begin with. ( a fellow C/O and her spouse, the other was a close friend of my mother that was basically family that I still visit every time I fly back to Jersey.)

There was one that was a dealer that I was casually friendly with, like we hung out at the bars and such and she was VERY attractive but there was no "attraction?". Pretty much the same as when hanging out with a handsome male friend.

The only time it became an issue was when I was making points with this one girl and then she ended up swooping in and taking her home! lol!

Good thing my ego doesn't bruise easily or that coulda hurt...

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:30pm

You'd love Bisbee.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:43pm

Bisbee?

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:42pm

It's a funky little town in SE AZ

Former copper mine. Closed. Big hole in the ground. Lots of old buildings from about 1904. Lots of ageing hippies moved in after the miners moved out...in 1974-ish. Large LGBT population (well, a substantial portion of a small population, actually). 23 miles from anywhere, (or nowhere), 5300 feet up in the mountains. Little dot of Bernie blue in a sea of red.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:46pm

Sounds cool.

I thought you were talking about a user, lol!

Yeah, I heard about it, used to live in Nv before retiring.

Now I made the commitment not to move anyplace where I don't have both warm weather year round and a sea to fish in.

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:49pm

Good choice

I miss the ocean, desperately.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:52pm

Yeah, I grew up on the Atlantic, but moved to the High Desert

back around '90 (well, Tahoe first actually). and loved it, but the sea always called to me and I spent every vacation on the water as much as I could.

I may go back to visit for a month or so here and there, but only in the summer.

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Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:51pm

I've been to Bisbee, once.

It was 1983. I've always wanted to return, but... I have friends who were there in the last 12 months.

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Submitted by Miep on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 7:27pm

Lesbians

refer to themselves as dykes quite a bit (I know quite a few lesbians online). I don't get the sense that it's seen as pejorative.

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Submitted by Martha Pearce-Smith on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 7:32pm

It's called "reclaiming"

I am a Witch... I am a Crone... I reclaim both as they once were. Titles of honor. Taking back language used to hurt us, takes away the power of those who would use those words as weapons.

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 03/27/2016 - 7:04am

There is a motorcycle group in Tucson

called Dykes with Bikes. Cool club jackets and everything.

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Submitted by stevej on Sun, 03/27/2016 - 7:24am

Dykes on bikes

There is an international biker group called Dykes on Bikes with several chapters in US and abroad -suspect they are connected.

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Submitted by Bisbonian on Sun, 03/27/2016 - 7:52am

You are probably right

I gotta get out more

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Submitted by stevej on Sun, 03/27/2016 - 7:57am

heh - me too n/t

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Submitted by non-prophet jim on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:45pm

Undermining democracy

is serious work. No time for smiles or happy tears at the other place.

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Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:52pm

Exactly!

There they were, at the ready, with their firehoses to quash the fun.

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Submitted by 2andfro on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:11pm

So true! The HRC purity posses were painfully humorless

Made them even less palatable.

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Submitted by mileser on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:31pm

That's because they don't really understand.

They are more concerned with rules than actual relationships. They need the rules because they don't know how to act otherwise. But then it turns into controlling everyone else because they don't have the real heart. (BTW, that makes me think that's why Hillary has to imitate because she doesn't actually know on her own what's right unless she sees it in others.) Both Liberals and Conservatives fall into the trap too. Actual Progressives and true Libertarians don't like rules for the sake of rules, which is why sometimes they actually agree on some things and why Bernie was able to sometimes work with Ron Paul on some things.

I've noticed this in almost every organization and churches are especially bad and it's these types of people that tend to ruin everything. They try to force rules on everyone else because that's what they think is right, but they don't realize the spirit of the rule. If you read Gospels, you can find so many examples where Yeshua (aka Jesus) is admonishing people by following rules too much. One point he says, "The law was made for man, man was not made for the law."

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Submitted by lunachickie on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 7:15pm

A great point...

They are more concerned with rules than actual relationships. They need the rules because they don't know how to act otherwise...

I have recently been thinking along those lines. Best I could do was "they don't need relationships", the whole Community aspect is kind of a put-on for those who work for the blog (whether they work remotely or they work in "an office at Headquarters"). All 44 of them, in all likelihood, have actual relationships "elsewhere". In other words, GOS is "work" to those "regulars" toeing the "Official Bylines" motifs. That's where the need for "rules" manifests.

I wish I could find the words (and still sound like I knew what I was talking about) to describe my thoughts on "social engineering" and that particular blog. It starts getting sort of creepy if I think about it too much....

Submitted by mileser on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 7:34pm

I think they want the relationships

But they don't know how to act, their personalities require the rules to know how to act and then the rules become what's important in those relationships. They fear loss of control and fear chaos. When people who don't need the rules are around and don't go exactly by the rules they feel are necessary, they become lost and fearful and that's when they try to enforce the rules even more. It's personality type (I'm an INFJ) for some and some it's pathological.

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Submitted by 2andfro on Sun, 03/27/2016 - 10:01am

Many personalities fear genuine free will in the largest sense--

the unknown and the potential negative consequences of making their own decisions. Their hope is that if they tread "the straight and narrow" path laid out by the priestly class, which interprets the holy books and thus secures its own power within the hierarchy and control over the masses, and things go badly, they're following god's plan and will be rewarded. Just not now, later.

I think you're on to something about rules vs. relationships. May have something to do with how well certain people handle chaos and uncertainty vs. what's orderly and familiar. There are people who rarely question anyone or anything, and others who naturally question many to most things.

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Submitted by Gerrit on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:45pm

Hey Alpha, how are you, mate? Good to see you again and on

the job here with your election blogs. I was off myself with a bit of a spell, but we're good as new. Looking forward to the Big Bern tonight. W00t!

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:47pm

Thanks! Good to be back. I was a bit laid up.

but not so much now. It comes and goes.

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Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:48pm

Can we all agree that Stan has the

right to have babies?

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Submitted by wrbpmaui on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:57pm

Now

That was fucking funny!

Submitted by lotlizard on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:39pm

“HRed for [perceived slight]. Red State is that way —>”

Made y’all feel a twinge of nostalgia, now, didn’t I? Admit it!

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:42pm

Hah! I laughed so hard I made my dog jump and bang her head

on the bottom of my desk!

Good one!

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Submitted by dkmich on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 11:57am

Nope, nobody filled your shoes....

They are still waiting for you...

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 11:59am

If these AP times are correct the Alaska polls close at 2EST?

Alaska · 16 delegates
Last poll closes at 2:00 PM ET
Washington · 101 delegates
Last poll closes at 1:00 PM ET
Hawaii · 25 delegates
Last poll closes at 7:00 PM ET

That seems kinda early, when did they open? 4AM? or am I missing something here?

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Submitted by LoneStarMike on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:07pm

They're all Caucus States

If it were a primary, the polls would be open from like 7:00 a.m. til 7:00 p.m. But these are all caucus states, so the process shouldn't take all day.

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:10pm

Yeah, I figured they wouldn't take all day but I thought

that they would start later I guess. If I remember correctly the last caucus state I lived in it didn't start until like the evening,

Bernie should do really well I hope, he tends to do so at caucuses, but I am kinda against them in general as a feel they disenfranchise those with physical disabilities or health conditions that preclude them from participating.

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Submitted by maryabein on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:04pm

Two of us showed up at our caucus site

my friend with a cane and me with O2. We were the only ones in our apartment complex who bothered to show. This is an apartment complex for those 62 and older. Our precinct went 17 to 6 for Bernie. The next precinct over (there were three precincts in the gym there) went 36 to 12 for Bernie and I don't know what the 3rd precinct came in at.

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:59pm

Thanks for sharing and for getting out there for Bernie!

We all need to come together and do everything we can to make this happen, because the alternative is pretty bleak...

I know it can be tough so I applaud anyone that has physical difficulties for taking part in a caucus, it's one of the reason I am against the process in general as it disenfranchises or otherwise places barriers between those that have physical impairment from exercising their right to vote for their candidate.

This wasn't a position I always held, I kinda liked the idea when I lived in Nevada, but it simply never occurred to me until I got a spinal cord injury myself which occasionally prevents me from leaving the house for a week or so at a time but i'd make my wife roll me in a wheel Barrow to vote for Bernie.

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Submitted by wrbpmaui on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:02pm

Our caucus

Opens at noon on Maui, and we were advised to get there early as they anticipated a large turnout. Rained hard yesterday afternoon/evening but beautiful day right now. Actual caucusing to start at 1pm, might last 4-5 hrs.

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:41pm

I would love to move there, at least for a few years...

but I hear it is difficult to get RN jobs. Do you know if that's true?

Hope you stay dry and if not, let the rain be warm.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:02pm

Listening to TYT right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a48o2S1cPoo

[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a48o2S1cPoo]

Their live stream is up

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Submitted by LoneStarMike on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:02pm

New York Times links should update throughout the day

Alaska Caucus Results

Hawaii Caucus Results

Washington Caucus Results

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:06pm

Thanks! They are saying we should have results from Washington

shortly

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Submitted by LoneStarMike on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:17pm

It might be awhile for Washington

It's supposed to be crowded and they only started caucusing 15 minutes ago.

RT: Washington, fly to the caucus tomorrow for #BirdieSanders.… https://t.co/jzMFFv0jl1 #BernieStrong pic.twitter.com/PsKfYkVD3q

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Submitted by geebeebee on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:17pm

Good news from Washington, so far

https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4c16d7/hi_ak_and_w...

Submitted by Borkrom on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:24pm

Caucusing officially starts at 10:30

I am at Washington State caucusing in Pierce county Precinct 25. There are a lot of Sanders supporters here.

Submitted by Borkrom on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:37pm

We have started

43 voters in our precinct.

Submitted by Borkrom on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:31pm

Update

A few more voters showed up. A lot of sanders voters. The final count for this precinct is 46 Bernie to 2 for Clinton. All delegates (6) for Bernie!

Submitted by geebeebee on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:37pm

Wow!

Beautiful!

Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:44pm

Now lets duplicate that all over the state!

Man, a shut out would be awesome right now.

I would probably cry like a 4 year old with a skinned knee...

I know it's unrealistic, but I also dream about winning the lotto so take it for what it's worth.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 12:33pm

Wouldn't it be great if there were a couple blowouts?

I am not sure, but I am feeling pretty positive about Washington and Alaska, don't know much about politics in Hawaii..

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Submitted by GreyWolf on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:50pm

i'm hoping the Tulsi Gabbard endorsement helps there

Submitted by mimi on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 6:05pm

according to my son Sanders pick of Tara Houska

for the American Indians and speeches she made had a very positive influence on Native Hawaiians. I hope it shows in the caucus results.

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Submitted by Unabashed Liberal on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:10pm

Thanks, Alpha--will join you later! ;-) EOM

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Submitted by orlbucfan on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:25pm

Thanks!

Will be checking various sources, too. Tipped and Rec'd!! I'm in FL on EDT so not sure about today. We'll all know tomorrow. C'mon little feathered Oregonian: bring these 3 caucuses in for the Bernster!!

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:41pm

On a side note...

Just got back, still no updates from Washington.

A friend of mine swung by to help me texture a section of wall in my laundry room. (Finally put in the deep well sink that my wife had been pining for, man was that a bigger project than I anticipated, lol!)

So we get the sink disconnected and moved away from the wall as well as the washer, gather all the tools and open up the Spackle bucket and it is FULL of mold!

I am no construction pro, but WTF? I have never even HEARD of Spackle growing mold.

Anyone else ever see such a thing?

Well, needless to say, project delayed until I can run to the store and get another pail, lol! Back to watching the polls fail to update, lol!

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Submitted by detroitmechworks on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 1:45pm

Much like Sour Cream...

It depends on what you got mixed in there. Get even a little contaminated, and the next time you open it, you may find a rainbow of colors...

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:46pm

That was what I suspected.

I asked my buddy, "How long have you had this?" he said about 18 months, lol!

Yeah, he probably got some contaminates in it but i never thought that environment would support it even with that but then again, Florida garages get pretty warm...

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:37pm

Guardian Tracker is up! Watch Lil Bernie color in the map!

You can check it out here.

I Love this site.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:38pm

although with no precincts yet to report I am not sure if the

animations are gonna be on it or not.

I sure hope so, it cracks me up every time.

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Submitted by Alphalop on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 2:59pm

Early results are in! Sanders takes a big lead with 6.9% in

Statewide results
5/72 precincts (6.9%) reporting
Bernie Sanders
110
75.3%
Hillary Clinton
36
24.7%
146 total votes

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Submitted by UntimelyRippd on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:24pm

so ... 10s of thousands came out for the rally

yesterday, but then only FIVE people came to the caucus in Garfield County? Only 13 in Columbia? Only 23 in Adams?

jeebus.

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Submitted by harry flashman on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 4:10pm

That may be delegate numbers.

Or percentage-of-a-delegate numbers. If you look at the returns by precinct for Maine, for instance, you see that same bizarrely low-number reporting. It freaked me at first, until I found the fine print that explained that it wasn't raw vote totals, which apparently Maine doesn't report at all.

Submitted by rmwarnick on Sat, 03/26/2016 - 3:00pm