I need your help

I cannot decide:

Maybe just Joe!

Good ole Joe

Lunchbucket Joe

Uncle Joe

Creepy Joe

Sleepy Joe

Gaffer Joe

Obama likes me (but won't endorse me) Joe

So one son divorced his wife and married and divorced the wife of my other son who died of brain cancer. Hunter miraculously won $millions from Ukraine and China while I was VP. Better than Billy Beer? Move on Joe

Botox (God bless you John Kerry) is my friend Joe

I haven't been in Scranton since I was a child Joe

I rode on a train to DC with the little people Joe

I am so on top of climate change since the 1980's Joe

I am totally progressive Joe

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travelerxxx's picture

I can't keep my hands to myself Joe

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Hawkfish's picture

Which is darkly brilliant as it echoes creepy...

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We can’t save the world by playing by the rules, because the rules have to be changed.
- Greta Thunberg

thanatokephaloides's picture

..... "Joe home, Mr. Biden!"

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"I say enough! If Israel wants to be the only superpower in the Middle East then they can put their own asses on the line and do it themselves. I want to continue to eat."
-- snoopydawg

@thanatokephaloides "Joe Away Joe"

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Anja Geitz's picture

Let's do this entire fucking thing again and lose Joe

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If we surrendered to earth's intelligence we could rise up rooted, like trees
~ Rainer Maria Rilke

skod's picture

@Anja Geitz is damned near perfect...

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"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon

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You know you're in trouble when even Billy thinks you're handsy.

And what's up with that mullet?

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Peace Sells

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@Not Henry Kissinger

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Peace Sells

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Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.

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You gotta' go.

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Where ya goin' with that thigh in your hand? Biden

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bench of the Supreme Court, even though the American Bar Association had split on whether he was qualified for the position--very rare in the ABA's review of potential Supreme Court Justices--and don't get me started on Anita Hill, Joe.

I did apologize to Anita Hill--albeit only shortly before announcing I was running for POTUS--what's a few decades between friends? Joe

But I still haven't apologized to the nation for frickin' Clarence Thomas, Joe.

Thomas was only the second African American to be nominated for the Supreme Court. Blocking him might have annoyed an important voting bloc of the Democratic Party. Surely, no one expected me to put the interests of the nation ahead of the interests of my very own political party, Joe.

It was inconvenient that Hill is also African American, but, back then, she didn't have friends in high places.

Of course, I was a Republican before I was a Democrat, just like Hillary and Warren, Joe.

While I pretend to be ever so down to earth, I came from money and political connections and spent the last 50 years as a politician, most of them in the US Senate and the Office of the Vice President. Ya know, just your average, down-to-earth guy jobs (HA!), Joe.

I get that the above are not catchy nicknames. Hell, some of them are barely readable; and I am sorry about that. But, they are nonetheless fact-packed.

Please see also, https://joebiden.info/ This parody site was recently getting more hits than Biden's own Biden 2020 website. Yeaaaaayyyy!

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Lookout's picture

...to where you once belonged...go home Joe!

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“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”