Nobody deserves your support for President.
In this upcoming election, Nobody is the best candidate we have.
As we know, these are trying times. We look around at the wars, at the the chaos and the destruction that our empire wreaks upon the planet. I know you're concerned. We are all concerned. And Nobody will take responsibility as president.
As President, Nobody will immediately end the wars. Nobody will hold corporations to account, and ensure that the people responsible cannot hide behind layers of laws and regulation. Nobody will ensure that Corporations do not select the next Cabinet, and nobody will protect our bill of rights by ensuring that proper balance is brought to the supreme court.
Nobody cares about Flint. Nobody cares about the pipelines. Nobody cares about the protests that the media ensures us are only isolated incidents. Nobody worries about Police militarization very much. Nobody cares that Journalists are arrested in secret trials and held in secret sites.
Nobody really cares about special interest groups. Nobody takes the time to think of them as something more than a voting block with a nice bank account to be plundered. Nobody thinks that the American elections need top to bottom reform, and that we should suspend all elections until we have a verified, open and free election system.
In closing, let me assure you that Nobody is a perfect candidate. We can safely demand purity tests because Nobody will pass them with flying colors. Nobody has taken the positions that need to be taken to save the planet, and therefore we should absolutely vote for Nobody.
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H/T to Wavy Gravy.
Get out of here, you're too weird to arrest.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
The only Romney worth voting for.
They say that there's a broken light for every heart on Broadway
They say that life's a game and then they take the board away
They give you masks and costumes and an outline of the story
And leave you all to improvise their vicious cabaret-- A. Moore
“Hugh” can say that again. n/t
But, but, but ... weren't you already here
when Joe introduced the Party of Nobody and urged us to vote for Nobody?
So, we are at the right place, in the right party with the right 'Commandante Shikspack'.
/that bomb was meant for the other Joe, of course.
I kinda knew we are all nobodies, so we will win, absolutely no doubt about it.
There was another nobody who won today... what you didn't know? Life sucks sometimes.
[video:https://youtu.be/kjRo_CHSdt0]
Enjoy the weekend. One never knows when it will be the last one. So, go for this one, DMW.
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I have long been a supporter of Nobody.
Nobody has been in this political business long enough to ensure that he knows all the tricks. Nobody can navigate the halls of power without becoming corrupt.
Therefore, I trust Nobody. Nobody will be on my side, so I'm on Nobody's.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
lol, all will be good, no worries /nt
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That is the same way most parents feel
About most people their kids date. Nobody is good enough. So, they should marry nobody.
"Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich."--Napoleon
True, but often I have found that
Some people, when held up to the standard of Nobody, claim instead that there should be no standards and that any quibbles we have with them mean that we will only vote for Nobody, which is completely unrealistic.
I'm well aware that Nobody is going to be there for us on ALL the issues, but Nobody is with me more often than not. I find that Nobody's campaign doesn't have to make excuses defending his choices and explaining how I'm the stupid one for not going along with it.
It's nice to see Nobody avoiding the mud-slinging and rancor.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
I'm on Nobody's bandwagon.
I decided that was the best track, this election cycle. I completely concur with your assessment of Nobody. Thank you for that final push into Nobody's campaign!
"The “jumpers” reminded us that one day we will all face only one choice and that is how we will die, not how we will live." Chris Hedges on 9/11
I believe that Nobody will be giving a speech today
about the real threat of nuclear weapons escalation which our government is still engaging in while they bicker about reports.
Nobody's going to be discussing the wholesale theft of our infrastructure by the MIC and various contractors as well.
And Nobody will be finishing up with an appeal that we come together as Americans, put aside our petty squabbles and victimization, and instead work together to properly put the fear of the masses into the rich again.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
Nobody may be my first choice. But, I'd gladly vote for
Tulsi, or someone like her. If only I were allowed the choice.
Well, like most politicians, Nobody cares about that.
Nobody feels that you should be able to vote for quality candidates, not those who have paid their dues to the media and corporate masters.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
Heard that one before
I think it's been making the humor rounds for decades, with periodic updates.
There is no justice. There can be no peace.
Since 1976
that is when I first heard it. It is weird to replay my life on youtube, not sure I like it but here goes:
Nobody for President!
cheers
Yup, it's an old joke.
At least as old as Homer.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
I assume you mean the Iliad & Odyssey guy, not the Simpson… n/t
I didn't know it is such an old joke, I heard it from
Joe here for the first time and thought he invented that...
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detroitmechworks reminded me by mentioning “Homer” …
In The Odyssey, Odysseus tells the cyclops Polyphemus that his name is Nobody.
http://www.mythweb.com/odyssey/book09.html
In terms of the chronology the TV Tropes website uses, this makes the joke Older Than Feudalism.
The MIC is working overtime
To convince you there is Nobody you should bother voting for. More correctly, to convince you that Nobody voted.
Nobody is a huge enemy of the MIC
Hence, Nobody will come under constant attack for being a peace candidate. After all, voting for Nobody means that the system has to acknowledge that MIC has no power. Since Nobody will do it, Nobody deserves your vote.
Nobody cares what the MIC has to say. However, Nobody also can take their money without falling victim to their tricks.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
Sounds like Nobody thinks
Nothing is to good for people and that's probably what we will get Nothing.
Nobody thinks that you have a good point.
Nothing is of course, the preferred platform of most of the other candidates. Nobody sticks to the issues.
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
Next up: the Green “No Deal”
How doing Nothing about global warming is good for Nobody, because Nobody will survive.