Theresa May’s bunch have indicted a couple guys they think flew in from somewhere and tried to kill 2 people with a perfume bottle and a door knob. On Putin’s orders, of course. Coincidentally, these guys are in RUSSIA! like our 13 election tossing trolls. And they’re about as likely to see the inside of an English courtroom as Booby’s trolls will see one here in The Disfunctional States of “RUSSIA! did it!”

Suspected Russian spies charged in Skripal poisoning case

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The Crown Prosecution Service says that it charged the two Russians, who traveled to the U.K. under the names Alexander Petrov and Ruslan Boshirov, with conspiracy to murder the Skripals as well as Detective Sergeant Nick Bailey, a police officer who fell ill after being exposed to the nerve agent (he has since recovered). They have also been charged with grievous bodily harm against DS Bailey and Yulia Skripal

It is believed that the pair — likely using aliases — flew into London on an Aeroflot flight on Friday, March 2, before taking a reconnaissance trip to Salisbury. They returned to the town on Sunday where they are believed to have contaminated the front door of the Skripal’s property. Afterward they immediately went to Heathrow Airport and flew out of the country.

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In Parliament on Wednesday, Prime Minister Theresa May said that Petrov and Boshirov likely worked for the G.R.U., Russia’s military intelligence agency. She added that the operation would “almost certainly” have had to be approved by senior figures within the Russian state.

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