Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Welcome to the Holiday Edition of Something Old, Something New!
Something/Someone Old
My Something Old today is Boxing Day.
Boxing Day is a holiday celebrated in Britain and in parts of what are, or used to be, the British Empire (apparently we left too early for the tradition to stick).
Its roots go back to medieval times and the relationship of the aristocracy to both their own servants, and the local poor. The day after Christmas was traditionally the servants' day off, when they could visit their families. The master, or mistress, generally gave the servants a Christmas Box to take home to their families.
In Dickens' A Christmas Carol, the remnants of this tradition are represented by Scrooge's first boss, Mr. Fezziwig, who throws a Christmas party for his workers:
Outside the manor (but quite connected to it), the church was collecting money for the poor throughout the Christmas holiday. On the day after Christmas, the alms box would be opened, and the money distributed. This, too, occupies a significant role in A Christmas Carol:
At this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge," said the gentleman, taking up a pen, "it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir."
"Are there no prisons?" asked Scrooge.
"Plenty of prisons," said the gentleman, laying down the pen again.
"And the Union workhouses?" demanded Scrooge. "Are they still in operation?"
"They are. Still," returned the gentleman, "I wish I could say they were not."
"The Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?" said Scrooge.
"I was afraid in what you said something had stopped them in full force," said Scrooge.
"A few of us are endeavored to raise a fund to buy the poor some meat and drink and food and warmth," said Hacking.
"What can we put you down for, sir?" asked Poole.
"Nothing."
"You wish to be anonymous?"
"I wish to be left alone. Since you asked me what I wished, gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas and I can't afford to make idle people merry. My taxes help support the public institutions which I have mentioned and they cost enough. Those who are badly off must go there."
So, Boxing Day, a bit like wassailing but with less impertinent good fun, traditionally was a time when the powerful had a responsibility to give to those below them on the social ladder.
Boxing Day, nowadays, is more like the United States' Black Friday--all shopping and football. At least, that's what people say online. Not having visited any other country at Yuletide, I haven't experienced Boxing Day.
Not that I miss feudalism, or its remnants, but it seems a sad change from the tradition of charitable giving to the tradition of shopping till you drop.
Something New
Here's three new Christmas traditions I found:
GET UP TO WATCH SUNRISE.
Face it: until it came north to the land of dark winters, Christmas (like Hanukkah) was a minor holiday. What better way to acknowledge the holiday’s pagan roots, celebrate the returning light, and set a mystical atmosphere over the whole day than to get up for sunrise? (Besides, your kids will get up early for their stockings anyway; might as well make the best of it.)
This sounds perfect, but I fear it won't happen much in practice. Even this pagan likes to sleep in. On the other hand, Christmas morning is one of the few times when getting up early is almost as nice as sleeping in late!
https://www.babble.com/holiday/how-to-celebrate-christmas-traditions-new/
Keri and her family have the tradition of Stocking Letters. They write notes to each other, including parents, and put them in each others stockings. They are to write one letter a day and make sure that they end up writing at least one letter to each family member. You get to read them on Christmas morning.
If your family, on balance, likes each other, this sounds like an excellent thing to do: a way to focus on people rather than things. If younger kids are writing the letters, though, there is a better than 50% chance the letters will be wholly honest, so I'd guess one should proceed with care before sending Uncle Horatio little Jimmy's letter. Best read it first!
But I guess if you keep it to stockings, extended family would not be included.
https://tipjunkie.com/new-christmas-traditions/
Capture family stories. Ask each family member to jot down a story about something that happened during the year. Young children could either draw a picture of something they want to remember or write just a sentence or two. Read the stories out loud on Christmas Eve or Christmas night. Then put the stories and drawings in a notebook to read on Christmas in the future. Repeat this every year and you will build a priceless library of family stories.
This sounds really great. It's proof that people with wildly different views than mine often have good ideas (this is a very Christian site).
http://www.familylife.com/articles/topics/holidays/featured/christmas/14...
(warning: if you click through to this site, a pop-up will ask you if you want to help other families be transformed by the Gospel. I know a lot of people on this site aren't Christian, or at least aren't evangelical, so I thought I'd give you a heads-up!)
Something Borrowed
My Something Borrowed is Santa Claus.
Do these two guys look in any way similar to you?
Let me introduce you to the first guy:
Saint Nicholas (Greek: Ἅγιος Νικόλαος, Hágios Nikólaos, Latin: Sanctus Nicolaus); (15 March 270 – 6 December 343),[3][4] also called Nikolaos of Myra or Nicholas of Bari, was Bishop of Myra, in Asia Minor (modern-day Demre, Turkey),[5] and is a historic Christian saint.[6]
Because of the many miracles attributed to his intercession, he is also known as Nikolaos the Wonderworker (Νικόλαος ὁ Θαυματουργός, Nikólaos ho Thaumaturgós). Saint Nicholas is the patron saint of sailors, merchants, archers, repentant thieves, children, brewers, pawnbrokers and students in various cities and countries around Europe. His reputation evolved among the faithful, as was common for early Christian saints,[7] and his legendary habit of secret gift-giving gave rise to the traditional model of Santa Claus (“Saint Nick”) through Sinterklaas.
I'm sure Nikolaos of Myra was a very charitable and kind man, if half the stories told about him are true. For instance, once a farmer had no money for his three daughters' dowries, and thought he would have to sell them into slavery; Nikolaos stole into his house and left a bag of money inside. (How did anybody know it was him, I wonder?) He also saved three falsely accused thieves from death, which is probably why he became a patron saint of repentant thieves.
But I'd sooner believe George W. Bush won the 2000 election than believe that this guy:
is the Greek man who became a Turkish bishop who spent some time in prison for his beliefs, was freed by Constantine's conversion, and attended the Council of Nicaea, famously slapping someone there because he disagreed with them so passionately.
Like St. Lucy and St. Brigid, the Christian veneer on Santa Claus is very, very thin.
There appear to be several pagan sources for the jolly old elf, but I bet there are more, if I dug farther.
The Holly King is one of the more tenuous connections. According to some neopagans, the Holly, or Winter King, and his counterpart the Oak, or Summer King, is a tradition that began in Ireland. Since the winter king saves one from starvation and wears a holly crown, some think that he is a precursor to St. Nick.
One mythological predecessor to St. Nick is female!
Frau Holda is the Germanic goddess of winter. In German folk legends, she is depicted as a beautiful blonde who is the protector of children’s souls....she would fly through the night and give gifts to children...In some depictions, Holda is dressed in red and uses chimneys to deliver gifts. Some Germanic traditions involve leaving food and milk for Holda on Dec. 24, known as Mother Night.
The most convincing predecessor of all--yet also, to me, the most shocking--is Odin, the patriarch of the Norse pantheon, and god of wisdom:
St. Nicholas is commonly linked to Odin, the ruler of Asgard, one of the major gods in Germanic mythology who was depicted as a white-bearded man with magical powers. However, Odin’s ties to Santa Claus may be more pronounced. The winter solstice, also known as Yule, was a time when Odin led a hunting party, known as the Wild Hunt, in the sky with an eight-legged horse named Sleipnir. The 13th century Poetic Edda said the mythical horse could leap great distances -- a trait reindeer possess. Children would leave their boots by the chimney filled with carrots and hay to feed Sleipnir. Legend has it that whenever Odin flew by he would leave gifts by their boots, as About.com noted.
That sounds like the origin of leaving cookies and milk out for Santa and receiving gifts in stockings! In fact,
After Christianity took hold, this practice was later adopted in relation to St. Nicholas. Children would leave their shoes on the windowsill or bedroom door on the evening of Dec. 5 for the saint to reward them with nuts, fruits and sweets, as CatholicCulture.org pointed out.
Seems like a pretty easy step from shoes to stockings. I bet the mantle was chosen over the windowsill by frustrated parents tired of drafts or cleaning off their children's shoes!
http://www.ibtimes.com/santa-claus-pagan-origins-5-influences-behind-fat...
Why I'm shocked at the connections between Odin and Santa Claus, the Wild Hunt and the magical reindeer:
Odin is a just and often gracious god, but he is so far from jolly! I see him as a very serious, even grave, patriarch, who paid a terrible price for the wisdom he received, and hardly as a cheery guy handing out plenty in midwinter. And the Wild Hunt could not, to my mind, be farther from Santa's reindeer--as far as I know, they are a downright frightening force.
Still, Odin's horse Sleipnir has eight legs and Santa has--eight reindeer. They're both white-haired and white-bearded. Odin's wisdom made him know whether it was appropriate to deliver gifts or punishments when he rode by, much like Santa knows whether you're naughty or nice.
Here's a hilarious and somewhat snarky rendering of the connections between Odin and Santa:
I'm certain I'm pushing the boundaries of fair use hard, so please visit this hilarious gentleman's website at:
http://infolocata.com/mirovia/irrefutable-proof-that-santa-is-odin/
to see further proofs.
So the Christians borrowed Santa from various, mostly Northern European, pagan traditions, and slapped Nicholas of Myra on top of them because, well, you have to have some connection to the Church.
Something Blue
I never liked the song "Blue Christmas" before, but I've found reason to change my mind:
I found this story about the song at Answers.com, but of course, can't vouch for its verity:
I live in Cleveland Ohio years ago maybe 15 possibly 20 Mel Blank jr was in town promoting his book.
when he came on the local radio morning show Lannigan He did a bunch of voices and concluded with Porky Pig's blue Christmas
the new owners of that station still play the original recording here and you can hear the DJ and crew laughing in the background
Happy holidays to you all.
Comments
Hillary's poll numbers have never gone up!
Is it wrong to feel good about this? Hillary Clinton Favorable Rating at New Low
Or THIS?! big cheesy grin
LOL!
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Growin' A Little Each Day
sweet
@eyo No, it's not wrong. It's
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Good Morning
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Friedrich Nietzsche -
Democrats' Image of Hillary Clinton Stable in Past Six Months
salty tears
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I'm just "jealous" LMAO
Dragon Attack 1991 Bonus Remix
get down
@eyo 43% of us, according to
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
You guys are really driving it home lately
Have a Happy Holiday!
@eyo I pretty clearly
But I'm also wondering what, exactly, does my comment about indies have to do with your comment about tribalism? Are you saying indies are my tribe, my side? I suppose so, but if so it's a side that's not united in views except for a belief in the corruption of the system and a corresponding belief that no automatic loyalty is owed to any political party. If that's tribalism, it's an awfully weird sort.
Is the problem that I'm glad that Hillary's numbers remain low? Why shouldn't I be glad? She's like Donald Trump with a better facade of normality. If we have to have Trump, I'd prefer that he be the kind of uncontrolled asshole that isn't able to maintain that facade. I just prefer the sociopaths that look like what they are.
As for not being able to relate--writing a diary and seeing what the responses are might be a good way to see if others relate to your concerns. It's a good litmus test for a site, IMO.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@eyo It has been brought
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@NCTim And that is exactly the
It's pro wrestling, but a lot less fun. And the injuries are all real.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
None of them are on my side
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Friedrich Nietzsche -
The true national anthem of the US is "Be True to your School"
by the Beachboys. Unthinking tribalism.
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Ah me, saw the title and my mind went right here
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Good Morning CStMS and all
Thanks for all the mythology...and there is much myth wrapped up in the holidays. Christmas lore is multi-layered/cultural and includes many traditions from the Roman Saturnalia holiday...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saturnalia
The Christ birth story probably occurs in the spring. Although there is debate...
When you think about it, it is a holiday of lies...There is no Santa, it really isn't Christ birthday, and the gifts you receive has nothing to do with being good or bad.
None the less, I enjoy the time with friends and family. At this point in our lives we no longer participate in consumeras (ht RA), although we do buy and make the few children left in our family things.
It is rainy here today (3 inches in the gauge this AM), but we have our wood covered under a tarp ready for tomorrow's fire. We'll burn it on the Solstice so the light will return for us all. (Talk about old myths).
All the best!
“Until justice rolls down like water and righteousness like a mighty stream.”
@Lookout I like to make
Though the cold vs warm part of it is being fucked with by global warming.
Nice to "see" you, Lookout.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
MAGA
The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. - Friedrich Nietzsche -
Ho Ho Ho
Love it!
Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur
Morning CStMS
Time for another 'Peruvian Beach Shack Report'(tm - no rights reserved). Special St. Petersbrg
Hospital room edition -
I messed up my heel badly and it got infected. Treatment in Peru was not an option. I booked a oneway last minute flight to the US ($$$). Mancora is a 9 hr bus ride south of Guayiquil, Ecuador. The owners of the 'Beach Shack' insisted they send their youngest son on the bus with me at their expense. I almost cried. They think of me as family. 36 hours to a hospital ER in Florida. I'm looking at 6 weeks of anti-biotics and have had two minor surgeries on the heel so far. The thing will take much 'doctoring' to get it fixed. I promised the owners that I would return in 6 to 9 months because 'tu eres familia'.
I want a Pony!
@Arrow Shit, man! Is there
Well, it couldn't be today, because we ran into, and partially destroyed our garage door last night, and can't get the car out of the garage, so I won't be going anywhere till that's fixed. But do let me know.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
@Cant Stop the Macedonian Signal I'm good. But thanks
I'm good. But thanks for offering. I have brother and sister here. Then there are all my 'peeps' here as well.
I want a Pony!
ouch!
@QMS Heh.
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
Hey, watch yourself there. Get well and stay healthy. Oh
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Happy holiday season, guys!
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver
#youtoo
Myths
I have a video on my drive (I can't seem to find it online anymore) which maintains that the Bible, old and new testaments, are astrology. Jesus is the Sun God of the Piscean Age.
According to this theory, the three wise men are three stars in Orion's belt, the Christmas star is Sirius, trace a line from Orion through Sirius and it points to Virgo, the virgin (Mary) which marks the location where the sun (Jesus) rises (is born) on Solstice. It doesn't describe an event in the mundane world, it's a story to remind you how to find that spot on the horizon.
"The greatest shortcoming of the human race is our inability to understand the exponential function." -- Albert Bartlett
"A species that is hurtling toward extinction has no business promoting slow incremental change." -- Caitlin Johnstone
That certainly makes more sense than taking any of it
literally, and it would've been useful, which the standard myth is not.
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
Good morning all. Thanks for the OT, CSTMS, great info and
ideas. It's funny to think about Boxing Day, its origins and the relative magnanimity and (pseudo) compassion of noblesse oblige. Corporations, of course, are inherently sociopathic (when not psychopathic), but they have also spawned a class of owners, managers and executives in their own mold, making them a two-pronged blight upon the land.
Heh, happy holidays anyway, for the sun, birds, and flowers (and weeds) will surely begin to return soon. That will give us something external that we can look on with pleasure rather than looking solely inward in order to avoid the dark miasma that substitutes for culture in the newly great again US.
That, in its essence, is fascism--ownership of government by an individual, by a group, or by any other controlling private power. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt --
And I apologize to the New York contingent of C99
But I haven't heard this song ONCE this year and it needs to be out there.
[video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9jbdgZidu8]
I do not pretend I know what I do not know.
Your vote can matter
proof
Why do I disbelieve this?
seems too clean
The vote was reversed and given to the republican
Judges Erase One-Vote Lead In Virginia, Throwing State Politics Into Disarray
“When out of fear you twist the lesser evil into the lie that it is something good, you eventually rob people of the capacity to distinguish between good and evil.”
~ Hannah Arendt
Good morning
and good holiday wishes to all. Thanks for delving into the myths for us. That was fun.
Creating one's own meaningful celebration is a good antidote to the
(h/t enhydra lutis).
Right now I'm reading a book that has a POSITIVE message (that's a paradigm shift for me....I mean major). It was recommended by Markfromqueens (I think). It's called The Open-Source Everything Manifesto.
I'm curious as to what other people think of this book. I'm sure everyone has read it already and I am way behind. Here are a few sample sentences that sort of make me happy:
@randtntx Please pardon my poor
I like the title
Sounds like a good read. Open source everything would be greatly helped by a people powered mesh network internet and f**k the big telecoms and cablecos.
Beware the bullshit factories.
@Timmethy2.0 Yes. The author's
the concept of free access to substantive information
is key. Will scare the bejesus out of the ruling class. Access to the truth of what the corpogovt is up to would challenge their image makers. Peoples' innovation rules!
Never had heard of Frau Holda
...but at the risk of revealing that I am a heterosexual male, I am now choosing her as my favorite winter solstice demigod. Does good things and reminds me of an old acquaintance. Better get the milk and cookies ready.
Late to this OT
and late in general. But I have a gripe/excuse. The last 24+ hours in our house were consumed by a self inflicted plumbing problem which resulted in us having no water. I was not happy because I do not do camping well. Finally this afternoon, the amateur plumber rectified his problem. And I actually now have water to flush toilets. I am such a prima donna. LOL
Do I hear the sound of guillotines being constructed?
“Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable." ~ President John F. Kennedy
@gulfgal98 I'm so glad that was
"More for Gore or the son of a drug lord--None of the above, fuck it, cut the cord."
--Zack de la Rocha
"I tell you I'll have nothing to do with the place...The roof of that hall is made of bones."
-- Fiver