With Deepest respect and apologies to the people of Ireland.

The Makin' O' The Green.

Internet dear, and did ye hear the news that's goin' round?
Free Enterprise is slated to soon rule the network ground!
No more net neutrality we'll keep, that freedom can't be seen
For they're shuttin' down the network for the Makin' o' the Green.

For the Makin' o' the Green, for the Makin' o' the Green,
They're shuttin' down the network for the Makin' o' the Green.

I met with Gen'ral Butler, and he took me by the hand
And he said, "War's always been evil, and this is how they planned,
"To keep the people docile, and yet their soldiers keen
For they'd kill another million for the Makin' o' the Green."

For the Makin' o' the Green, for the Makin' o' the Green,
They'd kill another million for the Makin' o' the Green.

"So if the color we must wear be Verizon's cruel red
Or perhaps Comcast, Centurylink, AT&T instead...
Pull out your pen and paper, and that ancient book of stamps,
And continue to tell the truth till both your hands get cramps.

When laws can stop the blades of grass from growin' as they grow
And when the leaves in summer-time their color dare not show
Then I will cease to tell the truth and no longer vent my spleen
But they can go and Fuck 'emselves, won't be Makin' any Green.

For the Makin' O' The Green, For the Makin o' The Green,
They can go and fuck 'emselves, won't be Makin' any Green.