Hillary 2020!

Because Russia!

1. Hillary Clinton is the Winston Churchill to Vladimir Putin's Adolf Hitler.

And she loves progressives!

Finally, and perhaps most importantly, Clinton demonstrated through the 2016 Democratic National Committee platform that she would work with progressives on pursuing a policy agenda very close to their own goals.
On issues ranging from raising the minimum wage and fighting global warming to scaling back the war on drugs, she would stand exactly where the majority of grassroots activists in the party want her to be.

The other three reasons it's still Her turn:

2. Hillary Clinton being elected president (at last) would monumentally piss off misogynistic trolls, and what's not to like about that?

3. By winning the popular vote convincingly in 2016, Hillary Clinton has earned the right to be considered the presumptive nominee in 2020.

4. We can expect her to be a good president.

Based on the title I am still not certain if it was intended to be snark:

https://www.salon.com/2017/11/24/heres-your-leftover-turkey-the-case-for...

In an effort to prevent this post from being a total waste of good bandwidth, here are some new abbreviations for your consideration:

Parents! Look out for slang your teens might be using to talk about the new republican tax plan:

LOL: lots of layoffs
LMAO: launder my assets offshore
FFS: fiscally feudal society
BTW: buttress the wealthy
TFW: tax foolish workers
BRB: buy roubles, bitch

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It was actually serious.

The author achieved a level of cringe and self-humiliation rarely seen, even these days.

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Meteor Man's picture

@nosleep4u
I wonder if his mother knows he wrote this? Poor woman.

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"They'll say we're disturbing the peace, but there is no peace. What really bothers them is that we are disturbing the war." Howard Zinn

Big Al's picture

That would be hilarious and exactly what the American people deserve if we let it happen.

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dervish's picture

@Big Al and that they settle it with a mud-wrestling match followed by a monster truck rally. That's pretty much where the US is these days.

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"Obama promised transparency, but Assange is the one who brought it."

snoopydawg's picture

but left before I up chucked. This is another website that has bitten the dust because it spreads the Russian crap. The founding fathers would be disgusted by what has happened to the 4th estate.

3. By winning the popular vote convincingly in 2016, Hillary Clinton has earned the right to be considered the presumptive nominee in 2020.

Good grief, another election that Herheinous doesn't have to work for? Just like the last one where she thought she didn't have to campaign for votes, just show up at the convention and she'd be nominated as the winner of the primary.

Bill Myers wrote an article that shows how the Russian propaganda and Trump has been all tied up. He got fried in the comments. Remember that Moyers was LBJ's press secretary and he sold the Vietnam war.
He was very critical of the Bush administration, and then he semi retired during Obama's, but I don't remember him being as critical of him. No surprise there.

The Trump-Russia Story Is Coming Together. Here's How to Make Sense of It
"Everything the Trump campaign told you about the connections between Trump and Russia was a lie."

Everyone thought the big bombshell was the June 9 meeting and the Don Jr. emails that had set up that meeting in Trump Tower relating to dirt the Russians were promising on Hillary Clinton.

Apparently, trying to "get dirt" on the person one is running against is only bad when one side does it. Hillary's campaign took over the payments of the Steele dossier to get "dirt" on Trump, but this was okay because...... I got nothing.

Again, lots of innuendos, but more hearsay evidence from other articles that are also full of innuendos and of course, anonymous sources.

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@snoopydawg AKA, keep throwing feces till something sticks. It’s all they’ve got.

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Alligator Ed's picture

@snoopydawg or at least her bag men transfer piles of cash to buy the the Demonic Party, hence the primary. Despite all this connivance, she couldn't convince enough people that she was an alternative to Drumpf. Please, please Hillary! Please run again! Please!

Run, Hillary, run!

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thanatokephaloides's picture

From the linked article:

anyone who believes Clinton did something wrong in the Uranium One deal lacks credibility on all matters political

Gaaaaakkkkk!!

Bad

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"US govt/military = bad. Russian govt/military = bad. Any politician wanting power = bad. Anyone wielding power = bad." --Shahryar

"All power corrupts absolutely!" -- thanatokephaloides

earthling1's picture

a place for his heirs in "The Club".

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Neither Russia nor China is our enemy.
Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

Amanda Matthews's picture

committal to a psychiatric treatment center. For him and anyone who believes that nonsense.

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

Alligator Ed's picture

because I accused Hillary of being an effing whore, saying that was ad hominem attack. When I countered with the revelations of Wikileaks about Medusa and Podesta, she responded with "How can you trust somebody hiding in the Ecuadorean Embassy, without mentioning that it was her beloved Obummer that forced him into it. Needless to say, this is why the first Mrs. Gator is not welcome in my swamp.

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