(Clinton's book is already tanking!): I have a post up about what the Clinton Creature wrote in her book. This is related to that thread BUT

Submitted by Amanda Matthews on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 3:09pm

this is just a short post to report that even though the Clinton Creature's book doesn't come out until September 12th, it has already been discounted 40%! It's tanking before it's even been released!

$ 17 99 $17.99 $30.00 Save $12.01 (40%)
& FREE Shipping on orders over $25.
Pre-order Price Guarantee.
This title will be released on September 12, 2017.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1501175564/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=150...

I just wanted to let people who don't care to read my other thread share in the Hiliarity!

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Submitted by lizzyh7 on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 3:18pm

Not even if it's in the dollar bin

would I buy that piece of tripe. Not even for the laugh value, which I'm sure would be somewhat hilarious but then again, I know good and well it would simply make me angrier than I already am.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

Submitted by FuturePassed on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 6:43pm

You raise an interesting point.

@lizzyh7
If Tina Fey had written those exact words as a spoof it would probably be a best seller.

Submitted by Lily O Lady on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 3:25pm

Now she's going to need to write another about why this

one wouldn't sell.

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Submitted by JekyllnHyde on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 3:55pm

She Won't, as Her Message is Loud and Clear

@Lily O Lady

Is there a sympathetic audience for her? On that, I'm not sure. Still...

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Submitted by gjohnsit on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:07pm

Blame it on progressives!

@Lily O Lady
They betrayed Hillary again by not buying the book

Submitted by Lily O Lady on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 5:52pm

Not even if I were out of toilet paper!

@gjohnsit

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"The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power. Now do you begin to understand me?" ~Orwell, "1984"

Submitted by Ellen North on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 11:23pm

@Lily O Lady

@Lily O Lady

"It's the readers fault! It was My Turn to be a best-selling author and those damn worthless-so-rightfully-underpaid readers didn't cut out lunches and housing to buy my book at full price, or any price. It's a Readers-Wing conspiracy against Me!"

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Submitted by Fishtroller 02 on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 3:33pm

The fact that she trashed Bernie

int this book is already making headlines.

Make no mistake about it. She is running again. And she wants to take control of the historical narrative on her losses while she is at it.

She is fucking dangerous!

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"Without the right to offend, freedom of speech does not exist." Taslima Nasrin

Submitted by Amanda Matthews on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:00pm

She's been trying to control the discussion

@Fishtroller 02
since she lost. Mook and Podesta cooked up the lie about RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! to distract for all the lies and cheating that her and the other DNC thugs and slugs pulled.

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

Submitted by Citizen Of Earth on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:20pm

Isn't it Chelsea's Turn?

@Fishtroller 02
I keep losing track.

Hey you are probably right. Hellery figures she just lost to trump by a smidgen. So now that Trump's polls are in the toilet, she can't lose this time. (thought process of a sociopath)

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Submitted by native on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 6:23pm

Hillary may hope to run again,

@Fishtroller 02
but I think she'd be running on empty if she did. Seems to me that a significant proportion of her 2016 "support" came from people voted "anybody but Trump" -- and not enough of them actually approved of Hillary very much. She's full of herself and full of hot air, and she still gets herself into the headlines, but I don't believe she is at all popular any more... if she ever was. I think Kamala Harris is clearly the one to watch out for -- she is tailor-made for the role of Democratic savior.

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native

Submitted by FuturePassed on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 6:47pm

Seriously,

@Fishtroller 02
does she think attacking Bernie is going to make his supporters kneel at her feet and beg forgiveness, or is the plan to discourage progressives so much they get out of politics?

I don't get mad, I get even.

Submitted by earthling1 on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:02pm

We're gonna need a wooden stake.

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Neither Iran nor Venezuela are threatening America.
Cuba is a dead horse, stop beating it.

Submitted by Amanda Matthews on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:04pm

You just might be right.

@earthling1

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

Submitted by Citizen Of Earth on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:07pm

Best Comment Award. :-)

@earthling1
then next...
"We're gonna need a Bigger Stake!"

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Submitted by Ellen North on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 11:29pm

@Citizen Of Earth

@Citizen Of Earth

Lol, and then, finally, the American non-billionaires can also be considered stake-holders in public policy!

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Submitted by gjohnsit on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:09pm

Have you ever seen her eat garlic?

@earthling1
She was in sunlight when she fainted.

Submitted by Citizen Of Earth on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 4:21pm

They say

@gjohnsit
she smells like garlic.

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Donnie The #ShitHole Douchebag. Fake Friend to the Working Class. Real Asshole.

Submitted by Raggedy Ann on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 5:02pm

Hey wait just a doggone minute

@gjohnsit @gjohnsit
let's not impugn the great garlic! We grow a nice crop every year. Very good for one!

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Submitted by Ellen North on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 11:27pm

@earthling1

@earthling1

Helpful Hint: just sharpen the other end of the pitchfork, and maybe that of the torch as well. Makes it easier to multi-task.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Submitted by Dr. John Carpenter on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 6:07pm

Not to rain on anyone's schadenfreude

But preorder discounts like this are pretty standard for big booksellers like Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Books-A-Million, etc. I wouldn't read anything special into it. I can predict with confidence it will be on the discount/remainder table soon enough though. These type of books tend to have a pretty short lifespan with rare exceptions. It'll be clogging up Goodwills and used book stores for years to come.

What will be interesting to me is if it makes the New York Times Best Sellers list with or without the telltale dagger that indicates there was bulk buying involved to buy it a spot on the charts. I don't follow that world as much as I used to, but I assume that's a thing that still goes on.

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Submitted by blue drop on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 7:43pm

I saw three copies of "Hard Choices" .....

@Dr. John Carpenter @Dr. John Carpenter
...at our public library used bookstore. I don't think I've seen three copies of anything at a used bookstore. It was earlier this year just a few months after the election. Hard to know just when they showed up, before or after the election. I would like to think after the election. Maybe some people are finally done with her or they just didn't want to be reminded of their loss.

Edit: edited to expand last sentence.

Submitted by CS in AZ on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 8:45pm

Oh yes, used bookstores have excess copies of many books

@blue drop

You as a customer won't see them on the shelves, of course, but certain titles come in by the dozens, and end up in the drek pile (i.e., trash). From my days working in a large used bookstore, two titles I remember clearly from the "never buy" list were Bill Cosby's Fatherhood, and the novel The Thorn Birds. For some reason, we had at least 100 copies of each of those books in our warehouse already. Still people left them, and we had to toss them out daily. Oy. There were others too but I can't think of them off the top of my head anymore.

Hillary's new book will be worthless in hardback as a used book within a very short time. Everyone in her diehard fan club will already have it, and no one else will ever buy this doorstop. Used bookstores will drek a lot of copies.

Submitted by Dr. John Carpenter on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 5:44am

We had a dumpster out back

@CS in AZ @blue drop When I worked at a larger used book store, it wasn't uncommon for Seabuscuit, Breakfast with Morrie and any number of political books more than a year old to end up right there If they came in as part of a buy. Smaller stores might not have the space for multiple copies, but for instance one of my duties was to prune the Steven King section and make sure we had no more than five or so of any given title.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Submitted by Mark from Queens on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 8:47pm

Canary in a coalmine in Sept '16 of Her's book first week sales

@Dr. John Carpenter
In massive understatement, NY Times ran with this headline that "Sales of Hillary Clinton’s New Book Are Off to a Slow Start"

But inside were all the gory details of what that meant relative to other similar books.

Hillary Clinton’s newest book, “Stronger Together,” which provides a policy blueprint for where she hopes to take the country if she is elected president, sold just 2,912 copies in its first week on sale, according to Nielsen BookScan.

Both Mrs. Clinton and her running mate, Senator Tim Kaine, have promoted the book on the campaign trail, but the sales figure, which tallies about 80 percent of booksellers nationwide and does not include e-books, firmly makes the book what the publishing industry would consider a flop....

In February 2008, when Mr. Obama’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination against Mrs. Clinton gained momentum, the book averaged sales of more than 35,000 a week.

Others cash in after an election. Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue: An American Life” sold 469,000 copies in its first week in November 2009.

“Stronger Together,” whose cover shows Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Kaine waving, arrived closer to Election Day than most of these types of books.

Close to election day or not, people were obviously just not interested in or invested enough in Her™. Just as they couldn't be bothered to turn up to her embarrassingly paltry public campaign events. There were so many telltale signs that she was in deep trouble. But the willful arrogance, entitlement and hubris prevailed.

Can anything be more of an out about her disgusting motives, than her "team" again concocting yet more money-making schemes in the way of sleazy "VIP" access and admission prices, just to fucking meet this pathetic 1% money whore? She is nauseating on so many levels.

"That's what they offered."

She'll never learn her lesson.

Should have been disqualified immediately after she took all those quarter million dollar "speeches" to Goldman Sachs while the big machinery behind her was preparing for her run. But not in the Neoliberal world. They all aspire to such craven greed and hoping they'll join the Big Club.

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"If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:

THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDED
FOR THE EXISTENCE OF GOD
WAS MUSIC"

- Kurt Vonnegut

Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 10:47pm

That she is charging over $2,000 for her book signing shows

@Mark from Queens

how right your comment is:

Can anything be more of an out about her disgusting motives, than her "team" again concocting yet more money-making schemes in the way of sleazy "VIP" access and admission prices, just to fucking meet this pathetic 1% money whore? She is nauseating on so many levels.

This amount of money will leave most of her supporters out. The very ones that donated and worked hard for her campaign. This is how she tells them thanks.

This is a good question:

And this is so true:

#5 In massive understatement, NY Times ran with this headline that "Sales of Hillary Clinton’s New Book Are Off to a Slow Start" But inside were all the gory details of what that meant relative to other similar books. Hillary Clinton’s newest book, “Stronger Together,” which provides a policy blueprint for where she hopes to take the country if she is elected president, sold just 2,912 copies in its first week on sale, according to Nielsen BookScan. Both Mrs. Clinton and her running mate, Senator Tim Kaine, have promoted the book on the campaign trail, but the sales figure, which tallies about 80 percent of booksellers nationwide and does not include e-books, firmly makes the book what the publishing industry would consider a flop.... In February 2008, when Mr. Obama’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination against Mrs. Clinton gained momentum, the book averaged sales of more than 35,000 a week. Others cash in after an election. Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue: An American Life” sold 469,000 copies in its first week in November 2009. “Stronger Together,” whose cover shows Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Kaine waving, arrived closer to Election Day than most of these types of books. Close to election day or not, people were obviously just not interested in or invested enough in Her™. Just as they couldn't be bothered to turn up to her embarrassingly paltry public campaign events. There were so many telltale signs that she was in deep trouble. But the willful arrogance, entitlement and hubris prevailed. Can anything be more of an out about her disgusting motives, than her "team" again concocting yet more money-making schemes in the way of sleazy "VIP" access and admission prices, just to fucking meet this pathetic 1% money whore? She is nauseating on so many levels. "That's what they offered." She'll never learn her lesson. Should have been disqualified immediately after she took all those quarter million dollar "speeches" to Goldman Sachs while the big machinery behind her was preparing for her run. But not in the Neoliberal world. They all aspire to such craven greed and hoping they'll join the Big Club.

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Submitted by Ellen North on Thu, 09/07/2017 - 3:12pm

@snoopydawg There is never

@snoopydawg There is never enough money or power to fill the bottomless pit of greed which inhabits the area which in most people contains their souls...

If they weren't such hazardous monsters, I'd feel kind of sorry for them.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Submitted by Dr. John Carpenter on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 5:46am

Thanks for that.

@Mark from Queens I was curious how the book was actually doing and, ouch. Heh.

#5 In massive understatement, NY Times ran with this headline that "Sales of Hillary Clinton’s New Book Are Off to a Slow Start" But inside were all the gory details of what that meant relative to other similar books. Hillary Clinton’s newest book, “Stronger Together,” which provides a policy blueprint for where she hopes to take the country if she is elected president, sold just 2,912 copies in its first week on sale, according to Nielsen BookScan. Both Mrs. Clinton and her running mate, Senator Tim Kaine, have promoted the book on the campaign trail, but the sales figure, which tallies about 80 percent of booksellers nationwide and does not include e-books, firmly makes the book what the publishing industry would consider a flop.... In February 2008, when Mr. Obama’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination against Mrs. Clinton gained momentum, the book averaged sales of more than 35,000 a week. Others cash in after an election. Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue: An American Life” sold 469,000 copies in its first week in November 2009. “Stronger Together,” whose cover shows Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Kaine waving, arrived closer to Election Day than most of these types of books. Close to election day or not, people were obviously just not interested in or invested enough in Her™. Just as they couldn't be bothered to turn up to her embarrassingly paltry public campaign events. There were so many telltale signs that she was in deep trouble. But the willful arrogance, entitlement and hubris prevailed. Can anything be more of an out about her disgusting motives, than her "team" again concocting yet more money-making schemes in the way of sleazy "VIP" access and admission prices, just to fucking meet this pathetic 1% money whore? She is nauseating on so many levels. "That's what they offered." She'll never learn her lesson. Should have been disqualified immediately after she took all those quarter million dollar "speeches" to Goldman Sachs while the big machinery behind her was preparing for her run. But not in the Neoliberal world. They all aspire to such craven greed and hoping they'll join the Big Club.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Submitted by Anja Geitz on Thu, 09/07/2017 - 2:51am

I still remember her body language

@Mark from Queens

When they asked her about the money for the speeches. Her answer came off as arrogantly disdainful, but the rest of her was clearly defensive.

#5 In massive understatement, NY Times ran with this headline that "Sales of Hillary Clinton’s New Book Are Off to a Slow Start" But inside were all the gory details of what that meant relative to other similar books. Hillary Clinton’s newest book, “Stronger Together,” which provides a policy blueprint for where she hopes to take the country if she is elected president, sold just 2,912 copies in its first week on sale, according to Nielsen BookScan. Both Mrs. Clinton and her running mate, Senator Tim Kaine, have promoted the book on the campaign trail, but the sales figure, which tallies about 80 percent of booksellers nationwide and does not include e-books, firmly makes the book what the publishing industry would consider a flop.... In February 2008, when Mr. Obama’s campaign for the Democratic presidential nomination against Mrs. Clinton gained momentum, the book averaged sales of more than 35,000 a week. Others cash in after an election. Sarah Palin’s “Going Rogue: An American Life” sold 469,000 copies in its first week in November 2009. “Stronger Together,” whose cover shows Mrs. Clinton and Mr. Kaine waving, arrived closer to Election Day than most of these types of books. Close to election day or not, people were obviously just not interested in or invested enough in Her™. Just as they couldn't be bothered to turn up to her embarrassingly paltry public campaign events. There were so many telltale signs that she was in deep trouble. But the willful arrogance, entitlement and hubris prevailed. Can anything be more of an out about her disgusting motives, than her "team" again concocting yet more money-making schemes in the way of sleazy "VIP" access and admission prices, just to fucking meet this pathetic 1% money whore? She is nauseating on so many levels. "That's what they offered." She'll never learn her lesson. Should have been disqualified immediately after she took all those quarter million dollar "speeches" to Goldman Sachs while the big machinery behind her was preparing for her run. But not in the Neoliberal world. They all aspire to such craven greed and hoping they'll join the Big Club.

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Submitted by Amanda Matthews on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 10:33pm

She'll buy enough copies to put it on the

@Dr. John Carpenter
Best Seller list. Her, the DNC, and her crazed followers. Isn't that how it's done to boost sales?

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I'm tired of this back-slapping "Isn't humanity neat?" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes, okay? That's all we are. - Bill Hicks

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. - Frank Zappa

Submitted by Dr. John Carpenter on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 5:47am

Yep, that's how they get the "dagger."

@Amanda Matthews I remember learning about that when I was wondering how all these conservatives had best sellers.

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Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really likes you.

Submitted by Benny on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 8:02pm

Pony Show

I want a pony, but the one Bernie wanted. Whatever that was.

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One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.--Tennyson

Submitted by Ellen North on Thu, 09/07/2017 - 3:18pm

@Benny

@Benny

Oh, you mean the sustainable, civilized, law-abiding, democratic pony who forms part of the life-support system rather than destroying it in order to 'have it all' amid the wreckage?

The one that fertilizes as it reasonably feeds, rather than BSing as it sucks up everything everyone else has? I like that one, too; it's user-friendly in the good way.

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Psychopathy is not a political position, whether labeled 'conservatism', 'centrism' or 'left'.

A tin labeled 'coffee' may be a can of worms or pathology identified by a lack of empathy/willingness to harm others to achieve personal desires.

Submitted by Benny on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 10:09pm

Guess the Discount is Helping

This person at TOP claims s/he has ordered 50 copies!

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One equal temper of heroic hearts, Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.--Tennyson

Submitted by snoopydawg on Tue, 09/05/2017 - 10:55pm

What they have forgotten

@Benny

is that this didn't last:

The Clintons left us a surplus and a booming economy (23 million new jobs, 7 million fewer living in poverty, minimum wage up 20%). President Bill Clinton balanced the budget 4-times because he was a great negotiator and a true pragmatist. These days, however, both the far-left and the far-right hate pragmatists.

Because of the policies that Bill passed, the economy came crashing down during the Bush administration.
And so many of his economic policies still have an effect on us today.
Welfare reform, the crime bill, deregulation and other legislation.

This is why I didn't want them anywhere near the WH again.

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Scientists are concerned that conspiracy theories may die out if they keep coming true at the current alarming rate.

Submitted by lizzyh7 on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 10:56am

Hate pragmatism.

@snoopydawg Well sure I do, if it's their brand of it. Just how pragmatic was it to dump Glass-Steagall? How pragmatic to gut what's left of a social safety net that does indeed drive much of our entire economy? How "pragmatic" that America incarcerates more people per capita than all other countries except for maybe Russia? And I think that last is a big maybe too. Pragmatic. They can take that and shove it where the sun don't shine.

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Only a fool lets someone else tell him who his enemy is. Assata Shakur

Submitted by eyo on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 2:13am

Hillary Clinton Book Tour Making Few California Stops

Made bold the dates, in case anyone wants to go. If I could afford it I'd try to get to S.F. and tell her off to her face.
http://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2017/08/28/hillary-clinton-what-happened-book-tour-uc-davis/

The former presidential nominee will hold a live appearance at the University of California, Davis on October 9th. Clinton is scheduled to make a book signing at Books Inc. in San Francisco on October 6th.

According to the California Secretary of State, Clinton defeated Trump by 4.27 million votes in the Golden State last fall and won all Bay Area counties by double digits. During the campaign, Clinton made several trips to California to fundraise.

Clinton plans to visit Michigan, Pennsylvania and Wisconsin during the tour, three states in the so-called “blue wall” that Barack Obama won twice but went to Trump in 2016.

Yep! PU stinks like already running for 2020. Please clap? How many new books did Bernie sell? I don't know. Billionaires run the operation here, not the suits and pantsuits on TV, those are their puppets.
Scott McKenzie - If You're Going To San Francisco

good luck

Submitted by WIProgressive on Wed, 09/06/2017 - 9:40am

The "please clap" reference nearly made me pee myself!

@eyo Oh good times, good times!

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O.k. When is the next meeting for the revolution?
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Submitted by WIProgressive on Thu, 09/07/2017 - 11:12am

I'm just going to plop this here as I was just turned on to this

today. It has some dated but relevant information about Her and her slams against Bernie. I wish I could reach back in my memory and list all this stuff when I come across Hillbots. Apologies if it was already posted!